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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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The Monday announcement theory looks spot on for me.

From us? I don't think so. There will be something big from Di Marzio or someone else, I'm certain. But the actual medical and all of that stuff may be later in the week when Ed and Jose are back (before flying out to Sweden). We'll let Juve announce Higuain first.
 
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I can see as doing an announcement with "pending a medical" thrown in just because of the hype of the deal.

I wonder when was the last time we made that kind of an announcement on a transfer? Genuine question, not attacking you.
 
23001 posts already. We only need an another 3858 posts to break Vidal's record. Come on muppets, lets do it before the saga is concluded!
 
23001 posts already. We only need an another 3858 posts to break Vidal's record. Come on muppets, lets do it before the saga is concluded!
I will make this count!

on topic, I think he is as good as ours now. Pending for Juve to sort things out for Higuain. Probably sometime in next week.
 
Would make more sense IMO if Juventus announced Higuain after Pogba's departure.

So we might see an announcement soon.
 
I think there will be too much admin to complete to have a full announcement on Monday but I expect the briefings to journalists to start tonight with a "United reach deal with Juventus. Contract arrangements being agreed" sort of headline.

Looking at recent transfers we have done this to make it look like we have not already spoken to target/agreed a deal before clubs have reached agreement.

We then have 2 days of photoshoots etc happening to make the big announcement across the world.

So my prediction.Informal announcement tonight. Thread locked on Tuesday when Juventus jump the gun and announce it before we agreed.
 
So according to the AS article, the announcement will be on Wednesday or Thursday.
No way we can hold out that long. Before then there will be more false reports of Madrid swooping in, causing multiple muicides (muppet suicides, I'm claiming that one). They should stop dwindling their fan population and announce now.
 
No way we can hold out that long. Before then there will be more false reports of Madrid swooping in, causing multiple muicides (muppet suicides, I'm claiming that one). They should stop dwindling their fan population and announce now.

Don't worry, nobody else will be.
 
At what point do we say to those greedy buggers, " Enough is enough, here's our final offer, take it or feck off. " If we keep agreeing to pay those exorbitant amount and they keep asking us to pay agents cut, adds bonuses and sell on clauses etc, agreeing to all of this could affect us in future negotiations for players. Even the most insignificant clubs out there would know we'll pay over the odds in the end and could take us to the cleaners.
If this is true they are doing it as they really don't want to sell him,they also see that we are loaded and will pay though the nose.
 
Maybe it is us that's delaying things while we wait on our order of a stage (borrowed from Madrid), fireworks and dancing girls.
 
No way we can hold out that long. Before then there will be more false reports of Madrid swooping in, causing multiple muicides (muppet suicides, I'm claiming that one). They should stop dwindling their fan population and announce now.

maybe a mod could update the title to highlight Romano's comments that Real Madrid aren't even in for pogba? Might save the muppet-cides :lol::lol:
 
Maybe it is us that's delaying things while we wait on our order of a stage (borrowed from Madrid), fireworks and dancing girls.
Haha yeah. Madrid are twats, do you think players really go in for all that shit?
 
Haha yeah. Madrid are twats, do you think players really go in for all that shit?
I don't know if would massage their ego or just be embarrassing. No one looks particularly comfortable being told to kicky uppies in front of the media.
 
Guys, off topic a bit. But if and when Pogba does sign, which position do you think he will plan and how will our best 11 look?
-----------------De Gea----------------
Valencia---Bailey----Smalling----Shaw
-----------Pogba-----Schniderlin------
--Mkhitaryan---Rooney-----Martial---
---------------Ibrahimovic--------------

I'm expecting something like that to be our best team with possibly Darmian at RB and Carrick in place of Schniderlin depending on form or preference. Pogba will play a box to box role but with plenty of licence to get up and support the front 4 while the other CM will sit deeper and cover the defence. If Rooney continues his run of poor from last season then Pogba will probably move higher up with Herrera moving in behind him. Ultimately, Pogba provides us with some brilliant options in CM and CAM that we have lacked for a long time and I'm very excited about the different permantations of Mourinhos system.
 
23001 posts already. We only need an another 3858 posts to break Vidal's record. Come on muppets, lets do it before the saga is concluded!

Another theory:
Maybe Woody and the Juve people are just waiting for the record to be broken....
As soon as we reach the number, they will announce Pogba.
 
Get in! Hope we play him as 10 though with Morgan and maybe Carrick/Schweini or a new deep-lying playmaker behind, looks like the most balanced midfield for me and similiar to how Juve got the best out of him with Marchisio and Vidal/Khedira.
 
Get in! Hope we play him as 10 though with Morgan and maybe Carrick/Schweini or a new deep-lying playmaker behind, looks like the most balanced midfield for me and similiar to how Juve got the best out of him with Marchisio and Vidal/Khedira.

That would leave no place for Rooney, who Mourinho recently confirmed will be a vital player for him. I think leaving 6 vacant coupled with this means Pogba will be a box to box midfielder for us..
 
Exactly. Pogba works best in a 3 man midfield being allowed a free role to do whatever he wants in the attacking third.