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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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@carvajal inner muppet is coming out, he needs a big name signing.
:lol: , yes I need my summer dose. Barça already fixed the defense and now the midfield with Gomes and we didn´t do anything. I would love to see Llorente getting minutes but it is not realistic. Pity that the club didn´t try with Krychowiak
 
The only thing that Dwight Yorke could say that would make me lose confidence is "Yes, I will look after my child."
 
Its funny because half the names on there are the people who act like they are above all this and too intelligent for muppetry.

Mate, when it comes to MUFC fans and Summer transfers, EVERYBODY gets sucked in. Yes, that includes the Mods and Admins who love every second of the drama. :p
I'm not into spending huge sums of money on lots of players, but I cannot help but keep updating this thread, thorughout the day, every few minutes.
It's...addictive.
 

Reckon Chelsea are in for him now? Look how the Hazard saga went. Chelsea were also linked with him all of last summer, and Conte is his former manager so wouldn't surprise me that they are going to hijack him from us under the radar :nervous: And the silence could indicate that something is wrong.

Nah, just joking. This is the effect Real Madrid have on paranoid muppets.
 
I was hoping that he'd sound more confident about Pog joining. He sounds like he's really unsure and i'm looking for someone connected to the club to be as confident as the journos!

Don't worry - he probably said it with a smile on his face :) ...
 
Oh ffs if Madrid wasn't enough now we'll make up that Chelsea is interested and cry about them gazumping the deal...

Who's next, Liverpool?
 
He bet his Redcafe account that we would sign Vidal as he had some insider information that he was coming, long story short we didnt get Vidal but Pexbo is still around :lol:

Oh dear Lord.
So, surely many would've asked him to close his RedCafe account. How did he survive?
He must've come under a lot of flack for the (failed) transfer. A lot of people get emotioinally involved in these transfer sagas, especially when a ITK's put their reputation on the line.

I'm not too emotionally invested in the Pogba transfer, though I will admit I was absolutely involved in the Mourinho to MUFC thread. Had Jose not joined I'd have felt quite depressed (yes, more depressed when Moyes was announced as MUFC manager).
 
Yeah, being a top 3 muppet in a successful transfer would be great! But being top 3 in an unsuccessful one :(
Top 3 posters in some previous unsuccessful threads:
Arturo Vidal (2014)
  1. Adnan (786)
  2. Pexbo (535)
  3. Browniee (472 - since banned)
Fabregas (2013)
  1. Fergie's Man (300)
  2. Cina (284)
  3. The Neviller (266 - since banned)
Pedro (2015)
  1. Mali_Zeus (164 - since banned)
  2. JPRouve (111)
  3. Red Hand Devil (106 - since banned)
Sergio Ramos (2015)
  1. Mali_Zeus (120 - since banned)
  2. carvajal (115)
  3. JPRouve (81)
Toni Kroos (2014)
  1. Red Hand Devil (138 - since banned)
  2. Red Shorts (117)
  3. Balu (83)
Gareth Bale (2015)
  1. amolbhatia50k (124)
  2. RedRover (94)
  3. Raoul (82)
Cesc Fábregas (2014)
  1. peterstorey (172 - since banned)
  2. alastair (123 - since banned)
  3. KiD MoYeS (84)
Thiago Alcantara (2013)
  1. OnlyTwoDaSilvas (319)
  2. Platato (315)
  3. Revan (282)
Bale and Thiago the only ones without victims in the top three (so far).
 

Reckon Chelsea are in for him now? Look how the Hazard saga went. Chelsea were also linked with him all of last summer, and Conte is his former manager so wouldn't surprise me that they are going to hijack him from us under the radar :nervous: And the silence could indicate that something is wrong.

Nah, just joking. This is the effect Real Madrid have on paranoid muppets.


Chelsea can't afford him, behave!

fecking white text! Time for some sleep..
 
Could it be that Perez is looking towards the future and realises that if Pogba does fulfill his potential at United he's looking to pay at least double the price we are wiling to pay now.

Anyway Kudos to Madrid if they get him serves us right for fannying around with Raiola's 20%, My god you'll have a terrifying midfield three though Pogba Kroos and Modric:drool:
It sounds great but I do not know who is going to defend.
Raiola said they would never go to Madrid because the club used players as towels . In a way it is normal that the club don´t want to pay him the commission
 
Oh ffs if Madrid wasn't enough now we'll make up that Chelsea is interested and cry about them gazumping the deal...

Who's next, Liverpool?

One positive he won't have to play in Europa fckn lge.
 
peter was a decent poster, but i suspect he got more and mroe bitter as he got older
 
Would an @Acquire Me update help at this point? Or is it the case that those posts that were once like adrenaline shots to this thread now no longer have the required effect?
 
Top 3 posters in some previous unsuccessful threads:
Arturo Vidal (2014)
  1. Adnan (786)
  2. Pexbo (535)
  3. Browniee (472 - since banned)
Fabregas (2013)
  1. Fergie's Man (300)
  2. Cina (284)
  3. The Neviller (266 - since banned)
Pedro (2015)
  1. Mali_Zeus (164 - since banned)
  2. JPRouve (111)
  3. Red Hand Devil (106 - since banned)
Sergio Ramos (2015)
  1. Mali_Zeus (120 - since banned)
  2. carvajal (115)
  3. JPRouve (81)
Toni Kroos (2014)
  1. Red Hand Devil (138 - since banned)
  2. Red Shorts (117)
  3. Balu (83)
Gareth Bale (2015)
  1. amolbhatia50k (124)
  2. RedRover (94)
  3. Raoul (82)
Cesc Fábregas (2014)
  1. peterstorey (172 - since banned)
  2. alastair (123 - since banned)
  3. KiD MoYeS (84)
Thiago Alcantara (2013)
  1. OnlyTwoDaSilvas (319)
  2. Platato (315)
  3. Revan (282)
Bale and Thiago the only ones without victims in the top three (so far).

That's a lot of posts from Adnan in the Vidal thread! Though I think Chaddy will surpass that in this thread.

So Adnan is top muppet of all time.
 
That's a lot of posts from Adnan in the Vidal thread! Though I think Chaddy will surpass that in this thread.

So Adnan is top muppet of all time.
Adnan was twitter god, he would find tweets from the deepest darkest places on twitter about any transfer and post them
 
Its like the first day of college when professor says that you look on your left and on your right and one of you won't finish college or law school.