Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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Oh noes. The thread title change must mean something significant.

We must immediately assemble the following experts, this is a muppet emergency:

Body language
Flight path
Haircut
Legal
Handwriting
Basketball
Player worth
Economic
6,8,10
Fax
Foreign journalist tweets
Wall Street announcements
Adidas
Self muppet analysis

Please assemble quickly, without fuss and await further information.

Only together may we work out what's going on before real life happens!

(For what it's worth, it's all ok, Pogba is coming home, in my opinion, who's with me?!?)
 
Damien said:
Why? People would read the big news then feck off for the rest. This way people read as much as possible and build up interest/retweets/followers and stuff.

Muppetry 101.
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This past week he's always led with Pogba? Also that David Amoyal replied to a tweet about no Pogba news.
 
It's ok guys. At this point it's Raiola and Pogba making a decision/finalizing the deal. Journos would have no insight into what they are discussing in private. In fact, they are probably having a night out in Miami. Wait until Sunday for anything with substance.
 
How am I getting withdrawal symptoms from a fecking transfer :nervous:

Anyway tomorrow we will see new information. I hope.
 
Might just induce myself into a coma for the weekend. Might save my liver some pelting too...
 
I'm so utterly SICK of reports, exclusives and nobody ITKs. It's on, it's off, he's signing for us he's signing for them he's signing for the fecking barber. Cannot trust a single thing anyone says and it's sickening.
Why can't some authority hold lying clickbaiters accountable for the tosh they spew?
 
If there's no news in the next 12 hours then it's not gonna happen

am i doing it right?
 
I hope this doesn't stretch far into August and end up with disappointment. :( I can already see the meltdown, Matuidi announced late in August after a whole window of Paul Pogba.
 
Is the Galatasary game in China? Or is that the one in Sweden? Are going straight from China to Sweden?
 
This seems to have lost all momentum. A couple of days ago everyone was saying this will be done by Friday.
 
Okay cheers guys. If this does happen it happens when Jose is in England in my opinion. We don't miss out on the opportunity to photograph Jose and Pogba inside Old Trafford.

Best we can hope for before that is a "deal agreed subject to medical" and thats pushing it.
 
Right, so no news?
It looks I am going to have to make up some ITK news, to keep the momentum going.
 
Offside said:
At least this lack of news means we get a chance to take a look at the biggest muppets in the thread. The top 15 by number of posts, who will be instrumental in seeing us over the line in the next few weeks, are as follows:
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I would have topped the list if it were not for the 5 posts limit.
 
No news is most definitely good news at the moment.

With everyone having a meltdown last night at Raiola flying out there, we would surely have heard tonight if Madrid had entered the frame again.

The fact that he's been out in LA today, supposedly, but nothing newsworthy has happened just supports the idea that all the talking has been done and it's now in the hands of the lawyers / moneymen to do their bit.

It's good, Raiola has done his job and is now organising Pogba's next step.
 
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