Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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"We are completely convinced of our market. When we are finished we are balanced. We had no Ibrahimovic, Martial, Fellaini, Schneiderlin – lots of them aren’t here yet. The market is open until 31 August and sometimes things happen that you aren’t expecting and you must react. Our fundamental market is 75% done and when we sign one midfield player, that will be done."

Clearly distinguishing between fundamental and the 'other' market, nothing to do with Pogba / Real.
 
If we sign Pogba I think we still need a defender. Jones and Rojo are too shite even to be cover CB's.
 
yep..probably in total shock at the crock of absolutely mediocrity he's got.

ship out...ship in....waheyyyyyyyy
The thing is though, if both United and Dortmund had their first teams and they were both on the same stage of their preseason training, I'd say United would edge Dortmund. That would be even more the case if Pogba signs.
 
The Dortmund game highlights what we are massively missing. A physical presence in the middle of the park than can battle against teams like this.

We need to throw everything at Pogba now but it's extremely close to being done so I'm not worried.
That was dortmunds fifth game and only our second and half the first team isnt back yet.
 
The thing is though, if both United and Dortmund had their first teams and they were both on the same stage of their preseason training, I'd say United would edge Dortmund. That would be even more the case if Pogba signs.
Thats a bold claim. We've done a lot this summer but whether we're as good as dortmund is a long way from being determined yet.
 
Maybe I missed the question but it wasn't about transfers. He was talking about the performance of the team and what he thought about the 1-4.

He was talking about transfers, said things might change and some players might leave which need replacing
 
Paul pogba wore a "red" top on his holiday in Miami,he was pictured doing so!! A news outlet thought this relevant, like Paul's trying to send a message, through his sports casual attire!!
#muppetfood
 
"I wasn't expecting to see how crap Memphis, Jones and Rojo are. I'm a great manager not a miracle worker, therefore it's come apparent I need more than just four" in a Portuguese accent of course.
 
It's not just Raiola going to Miami, I suspect it's Woodward, too, along with a doctor for the medical, a couple of lawyers, and a photographer.

They're going to sign the contract on a 100 foot yacht (one foot symbolically representing every million pounds of the transfer fee), and as he signs, we'll have several bikini clad supermodels dancing around Pogba as Woody throws a stack of $100 bills in the air to "make it rain".

It's a world record signing, and we're going to make it a world class signing ceremony.
 
It's not just Raiola going to Miami, I suspect it's Woodward, too, along with a doctor for the medical, a couple of lawyers, and a photographer.

They're going to sign the contract on a 100 foot yacht (one foot symbolically representing every million pounds of the transfer fee), and as he signs, we'll have several bikini clad supermodels dancing around Pogba as Woody throws a stack of $100 bills in the air to "make it rain".

It's a world record signing, and we're going to make it a world class signing ceremony.

Where does that come from?
 
Thats a bold claim. We've done a lot this summer but whether we're as good as dortmund is a long way from being determined yet.
Yeah and Dortmund have also sold very important players. I think so anyway (but I'll drop the topic now as I don't want to get off topic).
 
Usually the transfer threads get closed when the transfer is officially done. A new thread is open then.

So our only hope is to make another 5000 posts before Pogba is signed. Otherwise it would look like half a signing.
We can't have that fellow muppets, I can already see the headlines! "United sign Pogba for world record fee, but Paul Pogba thread on RedCafe missing record posts leaves a sour taste"
 
Gone a bit quiet this... Not sure if i like it.
Need more rumours.
 
That would make sense in 2008, alot less in 2016.

We are Man United alright, and we are miles behind Real, Barca and Bayern aswell, that is a fact, I don't like it anymore than you do but I'am not in denial of reality.

Name me 1 player we tussled with over Madrid, Barca or Bayern and actually won ? DDG doesn't count, Madrid dithered till the last second and Dave was already on the plane if the fax machine didn't break.

It is a fecking reality top players like Pogba prefer Bayern, Real and Barca over us now. That will continue until we actually get back to winning the league and playing CL finals again instead of celebrating the second coming of Jesus because we beat Palace in an Fa-cup final.

Yea, we are Man United, we are also not in the CL for the 2nd year in 3 years and gone from finishing 7th to 4th to 5th. I want to forget the last 3 years because Mou said so, I really do, but I don't think the rest of the world will forget just as easy as that.
Well then lets get back to the top. Club and the fans. We shouldnt have an inferiority complex towards those clubs despite lousy 3 years.
We didnt celebrate 2nd coming of jesus cause we won fa cup. Did we have a trophy tour or something. Title is a title.
 
Its quite easy: They are the world's most successful ever team.

- Historically, they are more successful and won more silver than we have
- They have had some of the worlds best players since the 1950s
- They pay amazing wages.
- They play in front of 80,000 amazing and very loud fans in an amazing stadium
- Madrid enjoys amazing weather
- Madrid possesses enriching culture
- Madrid has many beautiful women

Nothing for us to be ashamed of, only 1 team can have that status, and our club can't do anything about many of those reasons.
Just came across this. Madrid has many beautiful women. My god.:lol:
 
That Pilib de brun (or whatever it is) is doing another periscope. His original prediction was that it would be done by early next week ish.

Anyone listening?
 
"We are completely convinced of our market. When we are finished we are balanced. We had no Ibrahimovic, Martial, Fellaini, Schneiderlin – lots of them aren’t here yet. The market is open until 31 August and sometimes things happen that you aren’t expecting and you must react. Our fundamental market is 75% done and when we sign one midfield player, that will be done."

Clearly distinguishing between fundamental and the 'other' market, nothing to do with Pogba / Real.
It's the same as what he said in that press conference a while ago, he had four priority targets and once those are signed he will consider other players who aren't as important right now. Gabriel Jesus could be one of them, or it could be some other young player that's not going straight into the first team
 
Where does that come from?
From the listening device I have placed under Pogba's bed. This isn't the right forum to relay the other things that the device picked up. :eek:

Seriously, though, I did only say that I "suspect" Woodward and others are flying to Miami, too...but I wasn't any more serious about that than I was about the yacht-based signing party.
 
I guess this will be done soon. That quote from mou tells me a team has bid for a player we had earmarked for next year or under the list of talents we have to compete for. That is why he talks about reacting when something happens. Also he might gsve to react if a star suddenly became available. so it my be that like When falcao became available. Hell when jones becamd available we had to React.
 

Skip to 2:50 for the Pogba stuff. Still thinks it will be done in the next few days
 
That Pilib de brun (or whatever it is) is doing another periscope. His original prediction was that it would be done by early next week ish.

Anyone listening?

100% confident it's done, everything else in the media is just for show to make it seem like they are putting up a fight, no coincidence the #6 shirt was left free, will be completed in the next couple of days, and Utd will want him available for the Community Shield.

Also said there's no other deals anywhere close to being done, but could well be several major exits (Lingard, Rojo, Basti mentioned, amongst others) first.
 
De Brun has long been established as a bullshitter so why are we relying on his shitty Periscope's?
 
100% confident it's done, everything else in the media is just for show to make it seem like they are putting up a fight, no coincidence the #6 shirt was left free, will be completed in the next couple of days, and Utd will want him available for the Community Shield.

Also said there's no other deals anywhere close to being done, but could well be several major exits (Lingard, Rojo, Basti mentioned, amongst others) first.
Thank you, SC