If his hair goes red tomorrow, we're in business fellas!
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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He is just playing everyone. There's no chance in hell that a barber would know something like this.
So Pogba's hairdresser confirms it before the club do. We always seem to outdo ourselves when it comes to other parties confirming transfers 
fecking ITK barbers!! this is too much, probably shaving a devil pitch fork into his head back
He's doing it to match our 3rd kit! PogbOn.
Nope, by a lady. You need to re read and re watch LOTR. Now begone.
We all saw how Toby Schweinsteiger being a fan ended pretty nice.
So if Pogba flops, Jose will walk away?
K then.Pogba is an expensive piece, but he isn't the last, that's for sure.
Zlatan isn't under any pressure, he came on a free. If it doesn't work out, he'll just shrug his shoulders and let the Chinese clubs fight over him for his huge final pay day.
Pogba and Jose will obviously be under the brunt of the pressure but the premier league has never had so many teams capable of actually winning it and so many mid table clubs that have never been stronger.
No team is guaranteed the title, the very least Utd should do is mount a serious challenge for the first time in 3 years. One things for sure, Utd will be in the Champions League 17/18 season.
Well atleast I hope
Even top 4 isn't guaranteed.
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Now his barber as well. It's almost bound to go wrong. No matter what, it's an instant classic. It's destined to overtake the Vidal thread in numbers of posts!
Now his barber as well. It's almost bound to go wrong. No matter what, it's an instant classic. It's destined to overtake the Vidal thread in numbers of posts!
Went on Instagram to check, it's legit!
He posted a pic of Pogba last week and also one of Pogba and Lukaku!
He posted a pic of Pogba last week and also one of Pogba and Lukaku!
This fecking dude leaks the biggest deal in football.
So if Pogba flops, Jose will walk away?
Pogba is an expensive piece, but he isn't the last, that's for sure.
Zlatan isn't under any pressure, he came on a free. If it doesn't work out, he'll just shrug his shoulders and let the Chinese club fight over him for his huge final pay day.
Pogba and Jose will obviously be under the brunt of the pressure but the premier league has never had so many teams capable of actually winning it and so many mid table clubs that have never been stronger.
No team is guaranteed the title, the very least Utd should do is mount a serious challenge for the time in 3 years. One things for sure, Utd will be in the Champions League 17/18 season.
Well atleast I hope
It's just a big worry. In my opinion, i do not think Pogba brings in anything special and we are putting a lot of money on the line. I hope i am proved wrong.
The amount he's spent on United in a life time wouldn't pay De Gea's wage for a day
That Jenny person tweets a load of balls. Remember she said she'd whip her baps out if Benzema didn't sign for Arsenal. I'm still waiting, cock in hand. I'd definitely let her tarmac my chest. Anyhoo, I digress, she knows nowt.
Right. A chick and a hobbit. I just left one of them out for extra comic effect.
You got me there
Must be cool to be named for an impressive fortification, someone who upholds all that is great, while also being a World Cup / Champions League winner. Imagine that's your brother; you are a limited semi-pro footballer and your parents call you Toby.
Went back to the Thiago thread and those gifs from @Olly were incredible.
The Brazzers one in the changing room
It is so on! Any chance of an announcement this week? Is a weekend announcement possible considering this is such a big transfer and the stock market is closed? Hopefully BBC confirm it soon!
Went back to the Thiago thread and those gifs from @Olly were incredible.
The Brazzers one in the changing room
it was gold.... shame gifs and youtube vids and the like arent allowed much again
You got me there
But back on topic so we don't get threadbanned: I honestly think you're being overly pessimistic. Pogba is class, and he also still has room for improvement. We'll be fine if he comes and we'll still be fine if something weird happens to stop it. We're Manchester United. There's always something good around the corner.
After Pogbas haircut I'm now 99% sure he's coming here.
What's wrong with me
What's wrong with me
Yeh but his instagram follows are fire right now
The barber just removed the hashtag of Manchester United.
Bit late now.
Bit late now.
Too many signs, this has to be happening. This would be the biggest U-turn in football if this goes wrong.
Chef, barber, what next?
Imagine the pressure of cutting Pogba's hair
EDIT: Holy shit, Borthwick-Jackson is his barber! That all but confirms it!
Why is Edan Hazard cutting his hair?, he's off to Chelsea?
Looks nothing like him
Alli.
It does when its a thumbnail like i'm looking at it.Looks nothing like him
I'm not letting myself think this is actually happening yet
Good man. Wait until we announce it
Is that Eden's twin brother? I had heard he ran away from home and became a barber. Small world, this.
Pogba's definitely signing for United if his barber says so. These egomaniacs tell their barbers everything. I bet he's go his barber on a weekly retainer. Its not 5 quid down Super Cuts for Paul Pogba.
What we going to do if we wake up tomorrow and he has red hair lol?
Is it me or does it look like they beginning of a trident is being sketched into pogba's hair in that photo.
He has much higher defending and physical stats than that
Your talent is revoltingly good.