I'd be more excited If Griezmann's brother convinced him to join United then Pogba, I think I'd be in full Muppet mode then
Next year my muppet friend.
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Next year my muppet friend.
Howard Nurse: "Paul Pogba is understood to have waived United's offer of a new contract and has instead signed for Italian giants Juventus"
So we have a statement from the clubs? I haven't seen anything...
No. What's your miserable point?
Or I need another 15% and he is off to Madrid. Alternatively he runs the contract down and gets an even bigger slice of the pie.
If it's money they are after, they won't be leaving for Madrid.
We're just getting richer and richer and Woodward isn't letting anyone leave for Spain
Is this one of the best threads ever made!
The excitement on here oh boy.
Can we have as newbies a 5 more replies only for this thread as muppets bonus!?
The excitement on here oh boy.
Can we have as newbies a 5 more replies only for this thread as muppets bonus!?
If we ever sell him to Madrid we will do so at a profit. So no worries.
No miserable point but I wanted to know if it's confirmed. Not yet apparently.
Don't say stuff like that. This is a family forum.
My nine year old daughter read that. She asked me what a 'big Pogba sized dick' was. What could I say? I had to improvise:
"Remember that thing you asked about when you saw Daddy in the shower?'
"Yes'
"It's half that size"
jesus. Keep your taboo erotica novels out this thread, please.
I am not paying a penny? Really? So all that money spent on match day tickets, merchandise etc. Is not being spent? Money does not grow on trees and the club is still in debt because of the Glazers' takeover. The Club are spending upwards of £150 million and you think it is alright? As I said I find it uncomfortable.
No confirmation yet, it's all moving forward very quickly now though. Just a matter of time.
Shouldnt you be happy that the money is being invested in one of the best young players in the world? Would you rather the club does nothing with the money?
never gets old
Its past midnight in Europe. If anything its coming tomorrow or latest by Friday.
You paid money for entertainment and clothes. Where did you expect the profits to go?
We have manageable debt that is maintained for tax breaks. Where have you been for the last 5 years?
Was going to say someone had gone even further with it earlier today by commenting that Howard was only just now reporting the Le Havre to United story.
It would be great if we have already bought his image rights, and continue making money off his image even if he snubs us for Real now.
Don't/Didn't Chelsea own Mourinho's even after he joined us.
Sign Raiola and give him free KFC meals for life I think he'd live that.
I think he's vegan.
Is this one of the best threads ever made!
The excitement on here oh boy.
Can we have as newbies a 5 more replies only for this thread as muppets bonus!?
Its been a roller coaster ride... this has to be history, muppet dream signing thread actually coming to fruition
Don't say stuff like that. This is a family forum.
My nine year old daughter read that. She asked me what a 'big Pogba sized dick' was. What could I say? I had to improvise:
"Remember that thing you asked about when you saw Daddy in the shower?'
"Yes'
"It's half that size"
You're talking as if you spend a £1m a year for the club. Im comfortable because of the marketing prowess that we have. We sign deals left and right with big companies and sponsors. Also think about this by signing Pogba our chances of making the top four have increased significantly. If we miss out again this year doesnt our jersey deal go down by £20m a year? Thats a hefty price to pay. We can make this money up by sales and the advertising of the club and Pogba. Im not denying we arent in debt but its definitely manageable from here on out.
The man must love his chic peas and quinoa
I feel you, but the club knows best IMO we have the rights to be worried yes because we want the best for our club but the board should be knowing what they are doing very well specifically when it comes to this kind of money.
Some posters in here are like someone who has been badly hurt in a relationship and refuses to let their walls down easily. Acceptance, he is coming. Every time there is a tweet or rumour that has something less than favourable to say, people believe it and up goes the wall again.
I remember I was there for that one as well. But this thread has stayed flowing through the past three to four weeks. Amazing quickness in post count. Up to page 470 with almost 19000 posts. This has to be the quickest we have gotten to this point.Thread's been good, but nothing will beat the Thiago-meter though.
He prefers olive oil smoothies.
FFS what a ridiculous post. Where have you been the last 10 years? I am merely pointing out that the amount of money being spent on this transfer is in my opinion excessive, and it makes me feel uncomfortable. If you are happy with this, then fine. There will be immense pressure on the Club, the Manager and the Player to justify this. That is my five posts for the day, so I will leave you to it.
You paid money for entertainment and clothes. Where did you expect the profits to go?
We have manageable debt that is maintained for tax breaks. Where have you been for the last 5 years?
yeah but it ended horrible, but i must say i had some proper laughsThread's been good, but nothing will beat the Thiago-meter though.
YUM-O
The Berbatov thread had all that and more. It was the last transfer megathread before the mods started taking a tighter rein on the forum.Thread's been good, but nothing will beat the Thiago-meter though.
Probably for the better, in all fairness. That one thread was insane.
Damn right, he must eat some tofu turkey at Christmas.
Jesus, all you muppets who's complaining about the money needs to simmer down.
You guys have been playing way too much football manager (and probably signed Pogba there as well).
Have faith in the club, were not going FM bankruptcy by the end of this.
You guys have been playing way too much football manager (and probably signed Pogba there as well).
Have faith in the club, were not going FM bankruptcy by the end of this.
are people ok with the fact that we'd be getting him for only three years? I would love Pogba in our team but what if he just ships off for a free after his contract is up? That would be brutal but highly possible
In what way does any part of this transfer make you feel uncomfortable? What an odd thing to say, considering , it doesn't affect you in any way, shape or form. Unless you're directly contributing toward the fee (don't talk about merchandise and season tickets, as that is just part of the parcel of being a fan), or are you in football?