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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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Womp said:
Thread's been good, but nothing will beat the Thiago-meter though. :lol:
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The Thiago-meter was hilarious :lol: who did that anyway? Amazing. Also, the Vince Mcmahon GIF of the Falcao, Di Maria transfer window was immense :lol:

I hope this is wrapped up by the weekend anyway, one way or another.
 
SamVimes said:
FFS what a ridiculous post. Where have you been the last 10 years? I am merely pointing out that the amount of money being spent on this transfer is in my opinion excessive, and it makes me feel uncomfortable. If you are happy with this, then fine. There will be immense pressure on the Club, the Manager and the Player to justify this. That is my five posts for the day, so I will leave you to it.
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Dang best we not put pressure on ourselves then. Let's stick to finishing 5th to 7th. That's the easy life. Middle of the road.

Top managers, players, and clubs, thrive on pressure.
 
Dante said:
The Berbatov thread had all that and more. It was the last transfer megathread before the mods started taking a tighter rein on the forum.

Probably for the better, in all fairness. That one thread was insane.
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Didn't Pletch do a google translate of his agent in the Berbatov thread? That was hilarious, I'd love to read it again!
 
Will Absolute said:
Don't say stuff like that. This is a family forum. :mad:

My nine year old daughter read that. She asked me what a 'big Pogba sized dick' was. What could I say? I had to improvise:

"Remember that thing you asked about when you saw Daddy in the shower?'

"Yes'

"It's half that size"
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Clearly you're into this whole "family forum" thing, judging from this incest story of yours. :nono::lol:
 
SamVimes said:
I am not paying a penny? Really? So all that money spent on match day tickets, merchandise etc. Is not being spent? Money does not grow on trees and the club is still in debt because of the Glazers' takeover. The Club are spending upwards of £150 million and you think it is alright? As I said I find it uncomfortable.
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5 posts a day and 2 of them are a shambles. Blaming the glazers and talking about debt... is it 2012 again?!
 
gaucho_10 said:
You need to check out our forum to get some perspective on how Madrid fans feel about this because you lot just look at things from your perspective and don't care about the rest. You only see what you want to see.
There's more people there against us signing Pogba and not because of the money.

You see, it's hard to find balance when you have Perez playing football manager every summer, so managers always have to stick square pegs into round holes. Last season after Zidane introduced Casemiro into the starting 11 we finally found it! We found the balance that we crave for and we should have signed Krychowiak or Kante to have complete balance in our squad, to have someone good to compete with Casemiro. Pogba was never going to give us that and as long as Modric and Kroos are here, he's simply not needed.

Like I said, completely different priorities (we need balance in the squad, you need a midfield and a galactico signing). If you don't understand this, then I'll just stop and we'll agree to disagree.
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You could just have saved us time and said, "we never wanted him anyway".
 
Creepy said:
In what way does any part of this transfer make you feel uncomfortable? What an odd thing to say, considering , it doesn't affect you in any way, shape or form. Unless you're directly contributing toward the fee (don't talk about merchandise and season tickets, as that is just part of the parcel of being a fan), or are you in football?
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He's just uncomfortable. Hopefully he's gone to sleep now on a nice pillow and has some sweet Pogba dreams.
 
Scorpy said:
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:lol::lol::lol:
 
Utdstar01 said:
The Thiago-meter was hilarious :lol: who did that anyway? Amazing. Also, the Vince Mcmahon GIF of the Falcao, Di Maria transfer window was immense :lol:

I hope this is wrapped up by the weekend anyway, one way or another.
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Olly did it. It was glorious. Olly fecking murdered that thread with his GIFs
 
BlakeUtd said:
are people ok with the fact that we'd be getting him for only three years? I would love Pogba in our team but what if he just ships off for a free after his contract is up? That would be brutal but highly possible
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What a ridiculous post.

Your usage of the word 'fact' is one of the worst I've seen, and he implication that we would have Pogba on a 3 year deal is absurd.
 
Rozay said:
What a ridiculous post.

Your usage of the word 'fact' is one of the worst I've seen, and he implication that we would have Pogba on a 3 year deal is absurd.
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Such a boring post, we are in here celebrating and then posters like that just come and try to stink up the place
 
ChaddyP said:
Such a boring post, we are in here celebrating and then posters like that just come and try to stink up the place
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All are United fans, sometimes it's just a bit scary to celebrate when so many things could go wrong. Not all are optimists on this forum.
 
pocco said:
What does everyone make of those tweets from Jeinny Lizarazo?
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It could be something, could be nothing.

He could simply be denying anything to everyone until it actually goes through - hence her 'don't trust the media' tweet. Her top tweet about Madrid is from ages ago now, so that's probably nothing.

Or there could be something in it. I'm more inclined to go with the former possibility but honestly I have no fecking clue.
 
BlakeUtd said:
are people ok with the fact that we'd be getting him for only three years? I would love Pogba in our team but what if he just ships off for a free after his contract is up? That would be brutal but highly possible
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are people okay with the fact we're only sleeping with a supermodel for three years? I would love to smash a supermodel, but what if she leaves me after I'm done nuttin? That would be brutal but highly possible.
 
Rozay said:
What a ridiculous post.

Your usage of the word 'fact' is one of the worst I've seen, and he implication that we would have Pogba on a 3 year deal is absurd.
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way to lay it on. I've seen 'three years' on the caf a couple of times. Granted I should check my sources but can't be bothered at this moment to wade through the many articles. I only used 'fact' as a turn of phrase not literally.
 
Xeno said:
are people okay with the fact we're only sleeping with a supermodel for three years? I would love to smash a supermodel, but what if she leaves me after I'm done nuttin? That would be brutal but highly possible.
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:lol: point taken.
 
-“We have financial strength and that allows us to do things in the transfer market, which a lot of other clubs can’t do
-Wise Man.
 
SamVimes said:
I am not paying a penny? Really? So all that money spent on match day tickets, merchandise etc. Is not being spent? Money does not grow on trees and the club is still in debt because of the Glazers' takeover. The Club are spending upwards of £150 million and you think it is alright? As I said I find it uncomfortable.
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Funny thing how money works. Once you spend money on all those things you mentioned.....it's not your money anymore. Same as when you buy your groceries, gas for your car rtc.

Plus in reality you have no idea where the money you spent and the club now has is being spent. Maybe it all went to pay DeGea.
 
Witchking said:
All are United fans, sometimes it's just a bit scary to celebrate when so many things could go wrong. Not all are optimists on this forum.
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Thats fine but I just dont think it necessary to try and spread negativity and gloom to those that are excited
 
Sounds like Real Madrid is trying to save face.
Imagine being in Perez's shoes right now, being the poodle trying to take on the bulldog that is Woodward.
 


Chef, barber, what next?

Imagine the pressure of cutting Pogba's hair :nervous:

EDIT: Holy shit, Borthwick-Jackson is his barber! That all but confirms it!
 
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