Pardew Draft

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Wankers. Nominating shite clubs and managers!

 

[Enigma_87]

Heynkess, Flamengo

 

[General_Elegancia]

Feck, I don’t register CAF for 2 days and then miss this great draft. Will willingly watch it.

 

[Michaelf7777777]

Feck, I don’t register CAF for 2 days and then miss this great draft. Will willingly watch it.

If you want to be joint managers, we can be.

 

[Šjor Bepo]

@Pat_Mustard put a deadline for nominations

 

[Gio]

Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria

 

[Eddy_JukeZ]

Rafael Benitez, Tottenham

 

[Enigma_87]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Ajax
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham

@Michaelf7777777
@Zlatan 7
@NM
@Pat_Mustard
left to pick

 

[Pat_Mustard]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Ajax
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea

@Michaelf7777777
@Zlatan 7
@NM

 

[NM]

I'll do it shoetly

 

[Michaelf7777777]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Ajax
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea
Michaelf7777777 - Tomislav Ivić, Peñarol

 

[Zlatan 7]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Ajax
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea
Michaelf7777777 - Tomislav Ivić, Peñarol
Zlatan- allegri , inter Milan[/QUOTE]

 

[NM]

Holy shit this isn't remotely going to be a fair draft looking at these teams. What's the point ? @Pat_Mustard

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Holy shit this isn't remotely going to be a fair draft looking at these teams. What's the point ? @Pat_Mustard

It's pure luck of the draw as to what club/manager combo you end up with, so by design some people will have stronger pools than others, but I'm quite happy with how it's turned out. There doesn't seem to be many if any combos that would prevent someone from putting together a viable, interesting team. Bear in mind that there'll be competition for players too which might even things up in unexpected ways. For example, Inter might well be the best club to get allocated, but you'll get all sorts of people nibbling away at your pool, like whoever has Herrera as their manager etc.

Whoever gets through the first round will get access to another club/manager combo as well for the reinforcements.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Agree with NM. I'll switch out Ajax. Don't want some fecker with all stars while I'll probably get Fulham!

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Atletico Madrid
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea
Michaelf7777777 - Tomislav Ivić, Peñarol
Zlatan- allegri , inter Milan

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Agree with NM. I'll switch out Ajax. Don't want some fecker with all stars while I'll probably get Fulham!

I'd love to end up with Fulham, as long as the snake falls kindly and I get a manager with a deep-ish pool.

 

[Pat_Mustard]

C'mon @NM . Poor @Šjor Bepo is probably near death from draft withdrawals by now.

 

[prolifik]

C'mon @NM . Poor @Šjor Bepo is probably near death from draft withdrawals by now.

Just add General since he wanted to play

 

[NM]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Ajax
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea
Michaelf7777777 - Tomislav Ivić, Peñarol
Zlatan- allegri , inter Milan
NM - arsene Wenger, Lyon

Just add General since he wanted to play

feck off

 

[NM]

I'm giving somebody the arsenal team.. if that's op let me know @Pat_Mustard

 

[Šjor Bepo]

feck off

 

[Pat_Mustard]

I'm giving somebody the arsenal team.. if that's op let me know @Pat_Mustard

Aye, that looks fine mate.

 

[Pat_Mustard]

edgar - Helenio Herrera, Atletico Madrid
sjor - Roy Hodgson, West Ham
prolifik - Louis van Gaal, Marseille
SirScholes - Claudio Ranieri, Parma
Himannv - Thomas Tuchel, Fiorentina
paulscholes18 - Arrigo Sacchi, Borussia Dortmund
Skizzo - Carlo Ancelotti, Fulham
P-Nut - Bobby Robson, Rangers
BIG DUNK - Valeriy Lobanovskyi, Feyenoord
Enigma - Jupp Heynckes, Flamengo
Gio - Kevin Keegan, Sampdoria
Eddy_JukeZ - Rafael Benitez, Tottenham
Mustard - Vanderlei Luxemburgo, Chelsea
Michaelf7777777 - Tomislav Ivić, Peñarol
Zlatan- allegri , inter Milan
NM - arsene Wenger, Lyon

@Isotope are you around to randomise this for us? You can PM the results to me and I'll do the reveals.

 

[Skizzo]

Be nice @Pat_Mustard , remember that @Edgar Allan Pillow is playing and needs to be treated accordingly.

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Be nice @Pat_Mustard , remember that @Edgar Allan Pillow is playing and needs to be treated accordingly.

Have I ever been less than a gentleman in my dealings with Edgar?

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Logistics isn't my strong point, but I suppose it's probably easiest to randomise the snake order first, and then assign the clubs and managers according to that order.

@harms @Invictus @Isotope @Physiocrat @Jim Beam are any of you fine fellows around and willing to waste 20 minutes of your Saturday nights on this?

1) Pat Mustard
2) SirScholes
3) Pnut
4) Sjor
5) Prolifik
6) Enigma
7) Michaelf7777777
8) Himannv
9) BIG DUNK
10) Gio
11) Skizzo
12) Zlatan
13) Paulscholes18
14) Eddy Jukez
15) EAP
16) NM

 

[Skizzo]

Logistics isn't my strong point, but I suppose it's probably easiest to randomise the snake order first, and then assign the clubs and managers according to that order.

@harms @Invictus @Isotope @Physiocrat @Jim Beam are any of you fine fellows around and willing to waste 20 minutes of your Saturday nights on this?

1) Pat Mustard
2) SirScholes
3) Pnut
4) Sjor
5) Prolifik
6) Enigma
7) Michaelf7777777
8) Himannv
9) BIG DUNK
10) Gio
11) Skizzo
12) Zlatan
13) Paulscholes18
14) Eddy Jukez
15) EAP
16) NM

I thought that was the snake order at first and thought “the cheeky bastard randomized himself into first pick”

 

[Pat_Mustard]

I thought that was the snake order at first and thought “the cheeky bastard randomized himself into first pick”

It did occur to me that I hope the randomiser somehow doesn't change it at all.

 

[Šjor Bepo]

It did occur to me that I hope the randomiser somehow doesn't change it at all.

do the random stuff yourself, even if you cheat you are crap at drafts

 

[Gio]

@Pat_Mustard Are we randomising a manager and then randomising a club to the drafters? Or are the existing combos of manager/club put forward by drafters set?

 

[Pat_Mustard]

do the random stuff yourself, even if you cheat you are crap at drafts

If no-one volunteers by 10pm my time (an hour from now) I'll do it myself. If anyone doubts me they can enter into one final randomised raffle to swap with me (snake order position, club and manager as a package deal).

 

[Pat_Mustard]

@Pat_Mustard Are we randomising a manager and then randomising a club to the drafters? Or are the existing combos of manager/club put forward by drafters set?

We'll split up the existing manager/club combos. So when the snake order randomiser churns out, say:

1) Bepo
2) Gio
3) Mustard

we'll then randomise the 16 managers. The first manager in the randomised list will go to Sjor, second to you, third to me, and so forth. Then rinse and repeat with the club list.

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

Have I ever been less than a gentleman in my dealings with Edgar?

It's a bloody scam, that's what this is @Skizzo !

 

[Pat_Mustard]

SNAKE ORDER:

 

[Pat_Mustard]

@Edgar Allan Pillow @Skizzo and I all nestled together like one big happy family

 

[Pat_Mustard]

Hodgson looks chuffed to find himself paired up with the mighty @Gio

 

[Pat_Mustard]

@Eddy_JukeZ hits the jackpot with Don Carlo:

 

[Edgar Allan Pillow]

@Edgar Allan Pillow @Skizzo and I all nestled together like one big happy family

 

[Pat_Mustard]

@Enigma_87 gets Herrera: