PhilipB
got third place in a Juan Mata lookalike contest
fecking idiots. My girlfriend was visiting from Berlin (She's Austrian) and we're lying in bed and then we hear a helicopter. So that's going for ages and she's asking me why can we constantly hear a helicopter. Now, obviously she knows a bit about the situation here and I had reassured her loads of times that no bombs had went off in ages, it'd be grand, but I jokingly said "Helicopter's been here for a good while, maybe a bomb did go off". So she googles bomb explosion Belfast and of course there's a BBC article on it and she freaks out a little. Disaster.