Such a weird game today
Genuinely one of the few times ive laughed at a title here, amazing title
Nordic Goal Yeti...
Genuinely one of the few times ive laughed at a title here, amazing title
Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City
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Only one goal today
He's regressing
He's regressing
This is how the league of the mid- 90s would have looked with United plus peak Shearer (and now with added financial doping).
Arise Sir Nunez
Or Shal I just go back to la la land in a world where signing Andy Carroll never happened no matter how much I know it did
This is annoying; he needs a rival at another English club something like, Ruud vs Henry, Vieria vs Keane, Ronaldo vs Messi etc.
As much as its tiresome to hear all this praise, I wonder if there really is another player that could play for either us, Chelsea or Liverpool that could equal him in output? I'm not sure Mbappe could reach that level of goals, Messi could have done it easily once but probably not anymore. Nunez really isn't living up to the bill so far
As much as its tiresome to hear all this praise, I wonder if there really is another player that could play for either us, Chelsea or Liverpool that could equal him in output? I'm not sure Mbappe could reach that level of goals, Messi could have done it easily once but probably not anymore. Nunez really isn't living up to the bill so far
Nunez really isn't living up to the bill so far
Life would be worse if he did.
It’s quite bizarre seeing the list of current top 10 EPL scorers this season
Haaland is more than double second placed Harry Kane
Haaland is more than double second placed Harry Kane
That's true. It would add a bit of excitement though if he had a competitor who could match his output (preferably one that played for us and not Liverpool)
Match made in heaven. Only saving grace is I don’t expect him to be there beyond a couple of seasons. Even without the rivalry, City don’t come with the prestige of a Real or Barca and ultimately this stands for something.
So what you are saying is Arteta is Cartman?
This guy is off to an insane start and has had a great couple of years. However, injuries and 'early peaks' is the #1 reason I think the chances of him catching Ronaldo/Messi would take a miracle. We seen this countless times in sports where a phenom started off or has stretches of 'GREATEST OF ALL TIMES' performances and then fall off to have great careers but not GOAT like careers. Ronaldinho had a stretch of I think 3 years when I thought he was going to be the greatest of all times and than he slowed down dramatically. Same went for R9 and so many others... I know basketball isn't huge in Europe but in the American NBA there's this guy call Anthony Davis who was having the equalivant of like 50 GOAL seasons and seriously looked in contention for being amongst the greatest big man of all times. He has since slowed down dramatically due to injuries(still great but no longer in GOAT big men conversations).
Halaand have to do what he's doing but for 10 more years to be in the same stats conversation as a Ronaldo or Messi. This is a long time. I'm not saying he can't, but it's almost impossible. Injuries is probably the #1 reason for stopping him. The guy is carrying a lot of mass for football and that particular body type usually breaks down sooner rather than later. Just saying it like it is.
Halaand have to do what he's doing but for 10 more years to be in the same stats conversation as a Ronaldo or Messi. This is a long time. I'm not saying he can't, but it's almost impossible. Injuries is probably the #1 reason for stopping him. The guy is carrying a lot of mass for football and that particular body type usually breaks down sooner rather than later. Just saying it like it is.
Never before has a thread title more aptly described a player
Do as Juventus, pump Rashford so full of PEDs he grows horns and becomes as good as the nordic goal yeti
People said the same about Aguero.
He's going to be here for a decade or more. Let's get used to it rather than try convincing ourselves otherwise.
Nordic Goal Yeti
More like Randy Marsh
His first miss (shot off the post) was a thing of beauty. The positional sense, goal awareness, and instant shot with his weak foot were truly astonishing.
Been found out though, one goal against Southampton is nothing to brag about and a definitive sign of him slowing down.
Been found out though, one goal against Southampton is nothing to brag about and a definitive sign of him slowing down.
This is Nunez fault. He was supposed to bring balance to the force, not leave it in chaos
He should be punished by being forced to play every minute of every game for Liverpool
Who's Cartman then. You need a Cartman to recruite Mbappé
Nah Haaland and his dad have both said he wants to play in all the top leagues. He's got Germany ticked off, will probably do 3 or 4 seasons at City, 3 or 4 at Real and then move to Italy in his 30's.
It's not just Haaland, City are a creative machine. He'd obviously score for other teams but City'll create more chances for him.
City on course for 140 odd goals this season if they maintain the current rate. Ridiculous, they'll walk the league and possibly unbeaten.
I was wrong, didn't think could just add 30 goals to last year with Haaland.
City on course for 140 odd goals this season if they maintain the current rate. Ridiculous, they'll walk the league and possibly unbeaten.
I was wrong, didn't think could just add 30 goals to last year with Haaland.
Just one goal today, that's a dry spell in his world.
Yeah they will run away from Arsenal around turn of the year I reckon then will just become a matter of time until they win it
Won't be unbeaten because if Villa & City can get draws then someone in this league will beat them in a one off game
I dunno, as they hit a groove they could well do, but yeah, a tone can lose on any given day.
On course for 60 goals this season in the PL
Do wonder what skipping the World Cup will do for his output
Do wonder what skipping the World Cup will do for his output
His never give up drive towards the goal is impressive. Shame we weren't in any position to sign him.
Meant Newcastle not City,they can't play themselves haha
Not yet, not until they buy another spot in the top tier as a solution to their monopoly.
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Come on. He's just a cannon fodder stat padding tap in merchant that will never happen.
So Kevin isn't really that good now either?
If I were you I would have made the argument Haaland is only playing well because KdB is behind him, it buys you a bit of time before you run out of silly arguments
Think he’s feeling the pressure. Just one goal today!
Has this been posted?
Who is that and what, aside from being daddy's special boy, gave him the notion that his opinion needed to be heard by an audience?
thats on Ole, had him at Molde tooHis never give up drive towards the goal is impressive. Shame we weren't in any position to sign him.
Won’t be asking him for lottery numbers anytime soon