Neymar or Ronaldo ?

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Neymar for me and by a huge distance. Twice the player.
 
He'd be another Pogba like signing, although likely more entertaining and less a pain in the ass. That being said, still a no from me.
He's 30 now, I actually thought he was still around 27. Injury prone, and just came off a poor season by his standards with 0 goals in the CL. He's another Alexis waiting to happen.
 
Neymar if I have to pick one but I don't want either of them at United currently.
 
Neymar would be unbelievable if he wasn’t made of jelly and if he actually came to show up. Two very big ifs
 
Can we help him choose presents for his sister in February, so he can be injured in March?
We finally got rid of Pogbye, now Caf wants another Diva. Dear God..
 
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We never learn. How old is he now? How often is he injured? How many times is he booed by his own fans in a season? What sort of wages would we have him on?
 
Neymar is better by a good distance now. But I'd want to ensure he is mentally focused. Not convinced he's the type of player you want for a team that needs to build itself up. He would want to challenge for trophies instantly.
 
And who is our striker next season in your opinion, should that happen?

were stuck with rashford and martial at that point which isn't great but Ronaldo is just a 1 year plan anyway at this point. if he's discontent now I just can't see him wanting to stay if he's free to leave. I think if ETH can get Rashford and or Martial back intro form they can score double digit goals for United.
 
Neymar hasn't been a serious footballer since 2015/16. We would be mad to bring him here.
 
It's such a shame he's an unbearable cock because he really is a fantastic footballer

Would love to have someone with his skill and flair and creativity, someone that gets you off your seat is what football is all about

Never in a million years would I have him in our current set up though. Peak fergie team with that strong squad of characters I'd definitely take him but not as we are now he'd do more harm than good
 
A focused Neymar obviously has a lot more upside than a Ronaldo who will likely be here max one more season.

But preference would be for Ronaldo to stay that one more season and for us to have neither Neymar nor Ronaldo beyond that.

Ronaldo is nearly done at the top level and I don't trust Neymar's focus, commitment, resolve or ego.
 
Imagine saying no to Neymar when your main stars are Bruno, Rashford and Elanga. :lol:

Our fanbase is tapped.
 
feck sake we are like a match made in heaven for over hyped prima donas and their leaching agents.

Our thick as shit “marketing trumps football” strategy will forever be a case study as a model destined to fail.

Signing Neymar would be an absolutely classic United boardroom move. “£10k per week for each million instagram followers, seems fair”.
 
Overlord Mbappe probably wants him gone, if there's anything in the story.


Mbappe's re-upping definitely signalled him as their designated talisman, not Neymar or even Messi. As such, one or both eventually have to go, as there can only be One.

Concerning topic, I'd take Ronaldo currently. Neymar might be the better player but Ronaldo will give our current team more.
 
Why are some people getting angry at United because of some random opinion piece from some nobody?
 
Imagine saying no to Neymar when your main stars are Bruno, Rashford and Elanga. :lol:

Our fanbase is tapped.

Imagine wanting to sign another big star with questionable motivation and a dodgy injury record on huge money after the shit we've seen for most of the last decade. :lol:
 
No chance he'd consider United but would love Neymar on a short-term deal even for the 25-30 games a season he'll show up for. He's still a world class player and looked like he's arsed and in form again the last few months of the season. Neymar along with Ronaldo would be pretty neat though as we'd finally have some creativity from the wing and hopefully they'd link up well.
 
I'd have to say Neymar. Biggest issue are his injuries but he'd be a brilliant option to have as a false 9 and probably could fit in with what ETH is trying to do. Even at his age, Ronaldo seems a lot more robust than him and provides a physical presence and theat in the air though.
 
Yeah keep Ronnie and move him on next season/replace him with someone else.

That being said, I’d absolutely love too see and in form and firing Neymar at United - though I’d highly doubt he has the motivation for the EPL at this stage.
 
Neymar? Surely the last thing we need is another superstar with a questionable attitude. His wages will be astronomical too. It's a firm no from me.
 
We should be moving away from these short term fixes. Ronaldo was a romantic signing and tinged with desperation but it still made a bit of sense due to club connection and our requirement for a centre forward considering Cavani was completely unreliable. Neymar would make no sense on any level.

Keep Ronaldo for a season and plan for the next striker. Personally I think relying on Ronaldo on his own will prove a mistake but some here seem convinced a striker is not a priority.

Virtually every position apart from GK is a priority. But realistically what centre forwards are available this summer? We've already got a short term fix in Ronaldo, we may as well stick with him for now, concentate on fixing some of the holes elsewhere on the pitch this summer and make signing a striker the main priority next summer.
 
Neymar is grotesquely underrated on here but his playing time has been severely limited by injuries for many years now, and he looked off the boil last season even when he was fit enough to play. Ronnie has his limitations these days, but at least you can reasonably plan around him being available for most of the season.
 
Cant really compare a 37yr old and a 30yr old. Different stages of their careers. I'd love to see neymar in the PL. However he doesnt have the standards that Ronaldo does.

ETH will need those standards and hopefully they will become the new bar for Utd in training etc. Meet ronaldos bar for performance or go elsewhere.

Neymar? Too much of a party animal.