Same here. He's just a very good WUM which I love.
Neal Maupay you are a cheat, you are a disgrace, you're a Marseille player - Professional WUM/wumming over winning
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Same here. He's just a very good WUM which I love.
Far more likely that he said “I’ll knock you up”. He has form.
I'm all about the intellectual and targeted banter!
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Who is the Maupay of the caf?
That's GOATED.
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“who’s the most likely to come over here and steal your job, under a labour government?”
We paid 15m for him. 
Simeone must have thought about breaking the bank for this guy. He’d be dynamite playing for Atletico.
Don't mind a bit of shithousery from Maupay. As there's are lack of personality amongst most PL players these days, I quite like seeing footballers not act like media-trained robots.
Transfer fee: £15mWe paid 15m for him.
Weekly wage: £50k
GOATED bantz: Priceless
Shithousery is one thing, but he sounds like a real prick and Brentford seem to be turning into a bit of an unlikeable team.
Weird.
Spurs-Brentford the petty rivalry no one knew we needed
How did I miss this, this is gold from Vicario
The joke here is the thought of someone being desperate for a Maupay shirt.
Mount seems to like him, nice little catch up between them at full time.
Was Maupay always regarded as a wind up merchant?
That Spurs game was the first time I'd ever heard of him doing anthing along those lines. The whole thing was weird, no idea why Spurs were pissed off with him for copying a celebration anyway, and scripted celebrations seem childish to me. Still, up until then he was only notable for being a poor player in my eyes.
Maybe I missed it, as after that Spurs game everyone was saying how he was a classic WUM that was always upto things like that. He definitely seems to have jumped on the attention and embraced it post-Spurs.
That Spurs game was the first time I'd ever heard of him doing anthing along those lines. The whole thing was weird, no idea why Spurs were pissed off with him for copying a celebration anyway, and scripted celebrations seem childish to me. Still, up until then he was only notable for being a poor player in my eyes.
Maybe I missed it, as after that Spurs game everyone was saying how he was a classic WUM that was always upto things like that. He definitely seems to have jumped on the attention and embraced it post-Spurs.
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He has always been a WUM, did it against Arsenal, Martinez at Villa and Kyle Walker
Was it him that clashed heads with Dalot at the end? I swear he was motioning that Dalot was faking it…..as the blood dripping out of his head was getting mopped up by the physios
Yep, that was him. He ended up with a bruise/gash on his forehead as well.Was it him that clashed heads with Dalot at the end? I swear he was motioning that Dalot was faking it…..as the blood dripping out of his head was getting mopped up by the physios
Cheers, just Googling stuff now.
Was the Arsenal one the reference made in the thread title, with Ty from AFTV going off on him and calling him a cheat? I don't know what happened but probably thought it was just Ty being weird as he's not most stable of people.
Are the others all from this season?
Yes, Ty was being dramatic as always.Cheers, just Googling stuff now.
Was the Arsenal one the reference made in the thread title, with Ty from AFTV going off on him? I don't know what happened but probably thought it was just Ty being weird as he's not most stable of people.
Are the others all from this season?
Isn't this guy a regen of a pretty average 90s player?
Highlight of the game for me. Maupay getting a whack on the face
Or the joke been McTominay plays like he won a competition
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That too.
So thick-headed, he barely felt it as well ffs
Seems like a few in here are wound up
To be fair…this is funny.
Didnt he also kick a player on his own team while they were walking onto the pitch before a game that was caught by Sky cameras?
Top tier troll.
He definitely would. Gotta get to a cup semi first though so we'll never know.
I've only just seen that clip and now I'm confused what the fuss is even about. The way people were going on I thought he was goading right in Coventry players/fans faces while slapping them with his dick or something.