Neal Maupay you are a cheat, you are a disgrace, you're a Marseille player - Professional WUM/wumming over winning

Seems Marseille are similar to Bilbao these days, Bilbao can only sign players from the Basque country while Marseille can only sign cnuts.
 
Jamie Vardy said there’s only room for one shithouse in the PL.
 
He's a tit. Kev has done well to get a package of 8.5m out of Marseille.
 
I guess that’s one way to limit Greenwood’s headlines. Have him creating chances for Maupay.
 
His football career at this point is just paving the road for a career in MOTD predictions, Talksport commentary and clips of podcast appearances talking about being clattered by Virgil van Dijk set to needlessly dramatic music.
 
I've always had him filed away as such an absolute nothing of a player that I've completely missed that he's a knob too.

Google here we come.
 
Wahi, Greenwood and Maupay. What a dream for alt-right football fans.

In October 2021, a 22-year old woman filed a legal complaint against Wahi for violence that resulted in her being incapable to work. She claimed that he had punched her in the nose during an evening out at the L'Entrepôt nightclub in Lattes, Hérault, on the night of 12–13 September a month earlier.[22]

In November 2021, investigative reporter Romain Molina revealed an allegation that Wahi had been expelled from Caen's youth academy for pressuring secondary school (male) students to masturbate in front of him in the bathrooms.[23][6]

Stand up fella, Greenwood must be besties
 
Turned out to be a rubbish signing but thank goodness we've managed to recover the initial transfer fee for him through the past two loans and the obligation fee.
 


It's worth noting that he has a team of people working on his social media. So this whole persona of a hilarious wind up merchant is manufactured.
 
Twat got sent off. First yellow card was ridiculous but I can't say I am unhappy he is gone. The guy is an idiot, Angers just had a player sent off 10mins ago