Neal Maupay you are a cheat, you are a disgrace, you're a Marseille player - Professional WUM/wumming over winning

Thing is, Maddison is a known prick, so feck him and his feelings really.
 


Maupay continuing his earlier beef with Maddison when he got left out of the England squad. :lol:

Looking forward to their next meeting on the pitch.

am i being really thick? I get that it's a dig at Maddison but I don't see how
 
I actually find Maupay's schtick pretty funny and quite like it when players beef with each other but this seems a bit much.
 
I wonder if some PR company told him he could make a huge name for himself leaning into the heel act he was already doing

Could be, he's not really relevant for anything else. Seems a little desperate to me at this point. It's like a not very famous rapper making diss tracks about someone much more well known to try create a feud, or someone with a small youtube channel trying to create drama with larger ones to get views.

He got more twitter followers over this with Maddison than anything else he's ever done on the pitch:
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Similar story on instagram. The biggest spike was when he signed for Everton, the next biggest 2 are this year since this feud with Maddison.
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I wonder if some PR company told him he could make a huge name for himself leaning into the heel act he was already doing
It's almost certainly that. "Be a character, Neal. It's a straight shot to Talksport from there."

I don’t understand why he wants to be such a dick, like specifically known for that. He is an odd one.
It's either be known for that or his long list of honours on Wikipedia;
 
Could be, he's not really relevant for anything else. Seems a little desperate to me at this point. It's like a not very famous rapper making diss tracks about someone much more well known to try create a feud, or someone with a small youtube channel trying to create drama with larger ones to get views.

He got more twitter followers over this with Maddison than anything else he's ever done on the pitch:
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Similar story on instagram. The biggest spike was when he signed for Everton, the next biggest 2 are this year since this feud with Maddison.
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[To the tune of No Woman, No Cry] Mo money Maupay.
 
Probably because he's shit

But he's also a massive cnut, and Australians are usually lovely

I can think a few Aussie sportspeople who have been a bit snarly. There's a possibilty I made some weird link in my mind between him and one of them (Kevin Muscat), for no other reason that they're the only people I've ever heard of who have their respective last names and both start with an M. Australians in general, usually lovely like you say.
 
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He's the personification of the Dortmund Twitter account. Craves attention with extremely tiresome attempts at humour.
 
Is he? Had no idea
There's been plenty of threads around for years about his behaviour in Coventry and Norwich with his 'don't you know who I am' attitude. He obviously hasn't grown up and out of it.
 
His "I like to be the main man at a roast dinner" was incredible.

He is David Brent.

Never seen this one before fecking hell :lol:

“It’s not a conscious effort to try and be the showman,” he said. “That’s just how I play football. That’s just how I am as a person, [when] I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man.”