For one thing, you're acting as though all beliefs are formed the same way but that yours somehow aren't, even though to make the statement that all accepted beliefs are absurd would call you to have more knowledge than all the people with "accepted beliefs" combined. Not only is it arrogant, it's a waste of time.
Secondly, you're taking a religious practise of the Catholic Church (not synonymous with Biblical Christianity), and using it to call Jesus a zombie. I do find that offensive. No, I don't want to take away your right to say it, but I retain the right to let you know I think it's a mean thing to do and doesn't help you advance your point with those who disagree with you.
Who says your view they're all fairytales is worthy of respect? Given the way you've lumped them all in one basket seems to suggest you don't know what you're talking about since an intellectual honesty would demand an individual to take all truth claims on their merits.
First of all, I am not aware those criticising the people in the video for waving what look like herbs over a football and uttering a mantra, are Christians. There's nothing in their post to suggest they are or that they view Christianity favourably.
Secondly, again you're accusing others of exactly the same thing you're doing here. You're being dismissive of people with beliefs other than your own in a very rude and shallow way. By calling Jesus Christ a Jewish zombie you simply give away the fact you have an ulterior motive to bash Christianity at any opportunity.