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That's sort of skilful, but a bit minging.
Sums him up really.
That's sort of skilful, but a bit minging.
Sums him up really.
Now before anyone jumps down my throat please take this post as genuine,I am 42 years old and have no intention on playing anyone up.
My daughter has just texted me this.(she is flying from Manchester today to holiday in Greece,she flys out at around 3pm.
"Dad I am not sure but I think we have just seen that bloke we are trying to sign coming out of the airport with a load of people with him talking in German I think,they got onto a Merc mini bus and drove off at speed"
My daughter is not a pisstaker and I have just tried to ring her back but her phone is unavaiable.
Could mean us or city or it might not be him,just letting you know what I have been told.
Nice try, CR, the 42 year old disclaimer's not fooling me. Ukbob is 116 years old and he's the biggest WUM on redcafe
1. Is your daughter fit?
2. Is she sure it wasn't some other bug-eyed German?
3. Can I get my cock out yet?
not really a question a dad can answer
can't speak to her now
if you can find it
Now before anyone jumps down my throat please take this post as genuine,I am 42 years old and have no intention on playing anyone up.
My daughter has just texted me this.(she is flying from Manchester today to holiday in Greece,she flys out at around 3pm.
"Dad I am not sure but I think we have just seen that bloke we are trying to sign coming out of the airport with a load of people with him talking in German I think,they got onto a Merc mini bus and drove off at speed"
My daughter is not a pisstaker and I have just tried to ring her back but her phone is unavaiable.
Could mean us or city or it might not be him,just letting you know what I have been told.
I had big doubts about posting this as I know wums get banned and I am sure no one will believe me.
2 years ago I saw Berbatov on the motrway driving up to manchester just before we signed him and I posted it so anyone can check,last year my friend fitted Sky for David Gillespie who runs Cheltenham racecourse and he told my pal that Michael Owen was going to sign for us a few months before he did.So I have a bit of history in major transfers to our club.This may be nothing but like I said my daughter is not stupid and knows better than to wind me up over football.
Your daughter may not be, but what about you?
She sounds like a good lass and i hope somethings going on and you are proved correct, or she is proved correct. Worst thing would be Yoda was signing for City...
I'd really like to see Ozil at United.
£12M, I would like to know if Fergie thinks this is 'value'.
But you don't understand all the fuss about Ozil, do you?
I had big doubts about posting this as I know wums get banned and I am sure no one will believe me.
2 years ago I saw Berbatov on the motrway driving up to manchester just before we signed him and I posted it so anyone can check,last year my friend fitted Sky for David Gillespie who runs Cheltenham racecourse and he told my pal that Michael Owen was going to sign for us a few months before he did.So I have a bit of history in major transfers to our club.This may be nothing but like I said my daughter is not stupid and knows better than to wind me up over football.
she loves Utd as much as any of us but she inherited her mothers IQ which is close to single figures but I am sure she is genuine as she knows I would post this and if it was bullshit she is living in the shed for 6 months
Could Ozil Be Utd`s Best PR Stunt?
When was the last time Manchester United fans were truly excited about a transfer? Not in a 'he'll do a job', 'decent signing for the money' or 'never heard of him but he's highly-rated on imscouting' kind of way. We're talking 'I can't believe we've got him - stick his name on my shirt pronto'.
Wayne Rooney in 2004? Or possibly Owen Hargreaves in 2007 for the more discerning fans? But even those two - as English footballers - were always highly likely to join England's biggest club. Geography always gave them the edge over Europe's other giants. The likes of David Villa and Kaka may have been linked, but only the tabloid press (and those who believe everything they read) still believe that the Premier League attracts world-class players at their peak. It leaks them, but doesn't attract them.
Mesut Ozil is not yet in the world-class bracket but he is officially A Bright Young Thing. A revelation at the World Cup, he is that rarest of things - a player of substantial promise who has already performed on a big stage but is available for less than £15m. There is no football-savvy United fan who would not be excited at the prospect of signing a 21-year-old footballer whose name has appeared on every 'hot property' list published since Germany's opening-game thrashing of Australia.
He may or may not be the real deal - and his performances against Spain and Uruguay would suggest that he is far from the finished article - but the important thing right now is that he is the most exciting footballer available (albeit for contract reasons) at a sensible price. Half a James Milner, if you will. And about twice as exciting.
Barcelona and Real Madrid have both been linked with Ozil and you wonder whether United, or indeed Arsenal, would have any real chance of attracting the German if they ever backed up their rumoured interest with actual cash money. Would any non-English player currently choose any English club over La Liga's giants? But the honest answer to that question should not dilute excitement amongst fans who could honestly and enthusiastically celebrate a genuine coup.
Off the pitch, the Ozil signing would be priceless in terms of a 'message of intent' - to fans, players and other clubs - that United can still compete for high-profile signings, that a player with a potentially bright future would choose the red of Manchester, that the owners were still willing to spend money when the price is right. Even before Ozil kicks a ball, the deal would almost pay for itself in good PR
On the pitch, it also makes perfect sense. Pete Gill is fond of arguing that Sir Alex Ferguson will have ultimately let down the club if he retires without replacing Ryan Giggs or Paul Scholes. Buying Ozil could take care of one of those two increasingly-urgent pieces of business. In the 4-5-1 formation favoured by Ferguson in bigger games, the German would be a far more enticing option for the middle berth than the game but limited Ji-Sung Park and would offer the kind of goalscoring support to Wayne Rooney that has been missing since Ronaldo's exit.
But possibly more importantly, he could offer the kind of 'deflective limelight' support to Wayne Rooney that has been missing since Ronaldo's exit. After all, there aren't too many people clamouring for Gabriel Obertan's autograph.
Could Ozil Be Utd's Best PR Stunt?
Surely more than just a PR stunt?
simon_xazza can you not read the thread before posting a story? This story is firstly picked up from one of the worst sites EVER secondly the story you have posted yourself is over 2 day old!
Also you cant take the bookies too seriously, i mean last year didnt they say Ribery was odds on to sign for Liverpool?
I had big doubts about posting this as I know wums get banned and I am sure no one will believe me.
2 years ago I saw Berbatov on the motrway driving up to manchester just before we signed him and I posted it so anyone can check,last year my friend fitted Sky for David Gillespie who runs Cheltenham racecourse and he told my pal that Michael Owen was going to sign for us a few months before he did.So I have a bit of history in major transfers to our club.This may be nothing but like I said my daughter is not stupid and knows better than to wind me up over football.
Ass..
If Milner is worth £30m then Ozil is a £50m player.
This talk of £12m is clearly bollocks. In this inflated market why would one of the hottest young talents in world football be going on the cheap?
If Milner is worth £30m then Ozil is a £50m player.
This talk of £12m is clearly bollocks. In this inflated market why would one of the hottest young talents in world football be going on the cheap?
I thought Berba took a flight from london, as the press reported Berba had arrived at the airport and was meet by SAF in a car
No seriously! There was a article that his odds to join them had been slashed, then queued the rumours that he had been seen in Liverpool - anyway we all know how that one ended up
Now before anyone jumps down my throat please take this post as genuine,I am 42 years old and have no intention on playing anyone up.
My daughter has just texted me this.(she is flying from Manchester today to holiday in Greece,she flys out at around 3pm.
"Dad I am not sure but I think we have just seen that bloke we are trying to sign coming out of the airport with a load of people with him talking in German I think,they got onto a Merc mini bus and drove off at speed"
My daughter is not a pisstaker and I have just tried to ring her back but her phone is unavaiable.
Could mean us or city or it might not be him,just letting you know what I have been told.
how old is your daughter?
Now before anyone jumps down my throat please take this post as genuine,I am 42 years old and have no intention on playing anyone up.
My daughter has just texted me this.(she is flying from Manchester today to holiday in Greece,she flys out at around 3pm.
"Dad I am not sure but I think we have just seen that bloke we are trying to sign coming out of the airport with a load of people with him talking in German I think,they got onto a Merc mini bus and drove off at speed"
My daughter is not a pisstaker and I have just tried to ring her back but her phone is unavaiable.
Could mean us or city or it might not be him,just letting you know what I have been told.