seems to have died down now, just need to wait for the aussies to wake up and the yanks to get home from work before it starts up again
Mesut Özil
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What is Kallofs?
Transfers?
Klaus Allofs. Van has even provided the essential period between the K and allofs the rest of it. Now, go for it. I hear he's the sort who sleeps on major decisions overnight, leading to sweaty... eh, NvM.
We should email talksport, they'll read out any old shit.
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Meine Schlagstock kann nicht warten, um kleinen Erbse und Flick zu spielen. Ich danke Mutter für die Orangen #Ozil
Meine Schlagstock kann nicht warten, um kleinen Erbse und Flick zu spielen. Ich danke Mutter für die Orangen #Ozil
My baton can not wait to play small pea and patchwork. I thank Mother for the oranges
Jesus Christ. Can we not keep all the Twitter bollox on Twitter?
Can't frigging stand it. Facebook updates are bad enough. Twitter is the work of the devil.
Oh and next WUM about Ozil signing for anyone gets banned.
Can't frigging stand it. Facebook updates are bad enough. Twitter is the work of the devil.
Oh and next WUM about Ozil signing for anyone gets banned.
I have a funny feeling if Werder accept the next offer they get...then I'll be fishing out a large bill, purely out of interest, if he does sign for me, can I atleast carry on posting in prison?
Type up a proper email with club crest and all for credibility, and we all send it.
It's amazing how this thread staggers on when basically all we know is that Werder will sell him and Fergie watched him. Even if it does happen we're not going to find out at 9.55pm.
But still
But still
Shit idea.
Are we there yet?
Is pinchedpunch on the Caf?
Can't we do the old FM trick on Bremen?
Lodge a bid for £100m, then when they accept it and we're in the meeting with Özil discussing the contract, we change the bid to £0 and offer him the contract, thus getting him for nothing.
Who says there's no value in the market?
Lodge a bid for £100m, then when they accept it and we're in the meeting with Özil discussing the contract, we change the bid to £0 and offer him the contract, thus getting him for nothing.
Who says there's no value in the market?
everyone asking rio if ozil was at carrington lol
Hell, yeah.*
Now, the important question is - can you transfer ownership to United while in prison?
*Probably not, I'm guessing.
heard a good discussion this evening on radio re this whole affair.... basically...
bremen have many of their own agents actively out there trying to sell ozil. they are contacting all major clubs and pruning their interest.... quoting ridiculously low figures such as 8 10 mill. Clubs are putting in solid bids which bremen hope will turn into some kind of auction, its said bremen see 16-20 as an achievable price.
next weeks match against sampdoria on the CL qualifier is vital.... should ozil sit on the bench and bremen get knocked out, then bremen will loose as much as ozil is valued.... if he plays hes cup tied which reduces his sell on fee.
it is also reported that real madrid have made him a serious offer of "stay where you are this year and we'll take you next year for free, and make you a very rich person in the process"......
make of that what you will...
bremen have many of their own agents actively out there trying to sell ozil. they are contacting all major clubs and pruning their interest.... quoting ridiculously low figures such as 8 10 mill. Clubs are putting in solid bids which bremen hope will turn into some kind of auction, its said bremen see 16-20 as an achievable price.
next weeks match against sampdoria on the CL qualifier is vital.... should ozil sit on the bench and bremen get knocked out, then bremen will loose as much as ozil is valued.... if he plays hes cup tied which reduces his sell on fee.
it is also reported that real madrid have made him a serious offer of "stay where you are this year and we'll take you next year for free, and make you a very rich person in the process"......
make of that what you will...
if we do actually sign him then no one is gonna believe it
Not until he is at Old Trafford with a shirt on and a scarf above his head
Oh feck off you little grass.
Let's refrain from the Twitter cross posting wummery please. Otherwise this thread will be closed.
You are safe enough, he will not be signing for us and hopefully this thread is confined to history sooner rather than later
Wise decision it has got silly
I've just received an infraction? What does that mean?
Yeah not to sound boring but we should try to bring an element of seriousness back to this thread now..
It's late. Nothing's going to happen today.
Let's all come back with our serious faces on tomorrow.
Hopefully, for a brief period, wit of that sort will be restrained.
Any chance it could just be locked up with most of the muppets inside? They could continue to drive each other into an orgiastic sexual lather while everyone else continues in blissful ignorance of the depraved transfer muppetry occurring within
Agreed very annoying Pogue but banning is a bit strong, not like you to get so irratated you must be in a right pisser of a mood buddy!
I hope we don't sign the cnut. Or anyone for that matter.
We're approaching 5000 posts, which may be a good time to mercifully put this one to bed. Or perhaps start another one that will be heavily moderated to avoid a reoccurance of this mess.
Yes please. This thread is an absolute joke and an embarrasment to boot.
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