Mesut Özil

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I've gone past the point of caring now.

If he comes he comes, if he doesn't then nevermind.

Our squad is big enough and good enough to still mount a good challenge.
 
Red Hand Devil said:
You on your period or something?

Dont be such an arrogant twat & chill the feck out. I have read the fecking pages & i've heard what the Bremen Sporting Director Klaus Allofs said. I didnt realise the time of the RTE article (14.09), I thought it was an up-to-date i.e. close to the time that I posted!

Seriously some of you lot need to chill the feck out, you're behaving like a bunch of kids throwing dummies out of the pram. We cant fecking sign everyone & apparantly this lad has his heart set on Barca if they want him, so if we sign him its a bonus but if Barca get him then it shouldnt be such a shock. Grow some...

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hook.line.sinker
 
Thoraximus said:
I can imagine Fergie having a right laugh with Cathy.

CF: Where you off to today love?
SAF: Off to see Fulham play a preseason game.
CF: Ooo, interested in a player?
SAF: Nah, but you wait until I get home, the Ozil thread on Caf will go mental, it'll be hilarous.
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Yes I'm sure that's exactly what he thought.
 
I think that there are two types of muppets in here. Those who believe that we can't live without Ozil and those who keep on posting ridiculous posts in a bid to show how loyal and rational they are. I wonder where is that person who had warned me not to take a thread off track for posting a 2 word post
 
Thoraximus said:
I can imagine Fergie having a right laugh with Cathy.

CF: Where you off to today love?
SAF: Off to see Fulham play a preseason game.
CF: Ooo, interested in a player?
SAF: Nah, but you wait until I get home, the Ozil thread on Caf will go mental, it'll be hilarous.
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I reckon the last line of SAF would have been

"Nah just checking up on a team we have to play soon, i'll leave by HT so not to cause a fuss"
 
devilish said:
I think that there are two types of muppets in here. Those who believe that we can't live without Ozil and those who keep on posting ridiculous posts in a bid to show how loyal and rational they are. I wonder where is that person who had warned me not to take a thread off track for posting a 2 word post
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Theres at least a third type.
 
@Grafollogy always plenty of smoke without fire. last year, Utd made a tentative offer for Ribery, then never followed through with it
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interesting...
 
Whose twitter do you lot have? Twitter is like a haven for wums. Quickest way to spread pure speculation... And attempt contact with Pixie Lott..
 
Not been on here today, any recent/important developments?
 
MJLD said:
Not been on here today, any recent/important developments?
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He signed for United/Barca/Benfica/Chelsea since last night.

Then all those signings fell through and he's back at Bremen.

Should be at United and Chelsea again at some point in the next 24 hours.
 
MJLD said:
Not been on here today, any recent/important developments?
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He opened talks with my 5 a side team Dynamo Cockbiscuits after an undisclosed offer was accepted by Werder Bremen (it was so undisclosed even they don't know what it was.)

Negotiations broke down when i told him it was a fiver per game and £1.20 (or a quid on a good day) for a Lucozade Sport.
 
andy_phipps

Ummm just been given fairly strong info from a reliable source that Ozil is at Carrington
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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gambit28 said:
What the frick are you on about.
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I think WUMing rules no longer apply in this thread - it's gone beyond spastic. Am not complaining - it's become a bit of fun now. I just hope people don't get all bent out of shape.

Good entertainment.
 
wr8_utd said:
He signed for United/Barca/Benfica/Chelsea since last night.

Then all those signings fell through and he's back at Bremen.

Should be at United and Chelsea again at some point in the next 24 hours.
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Excellent! I have ordered a Chelsea, Barca and United shirt with 'Ozil' on the back just in case.

Woodzy said:
He opened talks with my 5 a side team Dynamo Cockbiscuits after an undisclosed offer was accepted by Werder Bremen (it was so undisclosed even they don't know what it was.)

Negotiations broke down when i told him it was a fiver per game and £1.20 (or a quid on a good day) for a Lucozade Sport.
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:lol: Dynamo Cockbiscuits.
 
wr8_utd said:
andy_phipps

Ummm just been given fairly strong info from a reliable source that Ozil is at Carrington
about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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:lol: Someone tweeted Rio asking if Ozil was at Carrington or not. Don't think Rio's replied yet, could he be hiding something
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IF Ozil stays with Werder this thread will explode. We need him to leave Werder and sign for someone - anyone.
 
Imagine all the money the bookies will make when he stays at Bremen this season
 
Can't go to Liverpool - they already have Cole who is as skillful as Messi.
 
I fear of the Caf if Ozil signs for us. This place will explode, I reckon.
 
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