Memphis | Manchester United Sub | Officially unravelled
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Don't think Adidas would be happy if we present Memphis in a Nike kit.
He'd have to wear the Nike kit during pre season though.
Rather have Madrid in for him than Sunderland.
Have you been to a hospital lately? There is always at least a 3 hour wait before they see you, even if you have an appointment time.
Who's going to break it to him lads?
Gone in Jan then, feck.
But that was only 2 years ago. Apparently he's been dreaming about playing for us since he was 12.
pfft, not even a #ggmu on his twitter feed
So you think he might have been embellishing a bit when he said that in his interview then?
Sack Louie, Sell Memphis!
At a regular hospital yes but I thought medicals are done at Carrington now?
He probably had a tour around the facilities, talks with various members of medical team/maybe van Gaal too... don't know exactly what a medical entails, but given these transfers are worth tens of millions, extensive tests are surely done which can take a while.
There are loads of medical tests which require time. Checking blood takes at least an hour for a start, tests which require nuclear isotopes can take up to 24 hours.
Cardio tests with TC-99m sestamibi are commonly used and can take up to over an hour aswell.
It was a joke.
Someone needs to tell him it is the M6 he is looking for. He'll never get to Old Trafford trying to take the M7.
I'm really looking forward to seeing him play for us. He's been very productive this season, and he's definitely improved himself in terms of his effectiveness and influence on matches. I do believe that van Gaal will make him even better and more mature in his game, and we'll finally have a winger who'll be a goalscoring threat after quite some time (Nani was the last winger with that label until his injury troubles came up).
I am really excited about his arrival, and I really look forward to seeing him play on our left side.
I am really excited about his arrival, and I really look forward to seeing him play on our left side.
He hasnt even signed and some are panicking about Madrid coming for him.
Andy Cole knows...
He hasnt even signed and some are panicking about Madrid coming for him.
That's the price Depay when it comes to world class talent.
Are you saying Jaap Stam does not count? Jaap Stam always counts. Across the world - in the White House, at Downing Street, even in NASA headquarters - every single decision is made with Jaap Stam in mind. If they think he wouldn't approve, they don't go ahead with it to avoid having their limbs ripped off.M7. He's the 7th Dutchman at United. Obviously.
Van Gaal
Stuivenberg
Hoek
Van Dijk
Van Persie
Blind
M7
Jaap Stam counted.
Edit: I now realise you mean currently at the club. My bad. Still, you should've mentioned Jaap Stam just to be safe.
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Waaaaaaaay!
So did the transfer team at United.
Are you telling me jordi cruyff doesnt count?!!!!
Are you telling me Jaap Stam doesn't eat 10 Jordi Cruyff's for breakfast?
Jordi Cruyff can count, but only if Alex Buttner counts.
Well, this doesn't bode well for us unless we become a European super force in the next 3 seasons
Nah f that leave them both out XD
So, we've now established that he's not the 7th Dutch person at Man Utd, as much as the 70th....
Quite. Should keep naming Dutch players.
Alrighty then, didn't see Van der Sar, or Van der Gouw mentioned....
EDIT: Also, staff wise, Meulensteen.
It depends. We need sperm for later reproduction and depending on stamina it can take longer. That's why Rachel Riley has been spotted at Carrington, it speeds the procedure up a bit.
Errrr Ruud
he should consult arjen robben to see how he liked real madrid.
Arnold Murhen
Someone else had already mentioned him in reply to that post.
Memphis actually replies to facebook comments.
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