What stage on the muppet scale are we at now? Time to pull it out?
Matthijs de Ligt / signs for Juventus, lowering their average age to 56
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Kong can play anywhere.
Why would we bid more than for Pogba? That makes me suspicious about this report
His girlfriend should persuade him to come here, she’d have nothing to worry about in Manchester. Unless women stumbling out of nightclubs barefoot whilst puking in a handbag is what floats his boat
I don’t think I can take this any more 
Some Spanish journo who's a bit credible has claimed that we have made a offer and the transfer isnt final but its very close.
Too good to be true, this. De Ligt is exactly what we need.
Why? We ain't signing him so there's nothing to takeI don’t think I can take this any more
So the thread title specifically says stop posting fake stuff, and we have an account of a guy with 500 odd followers, who looks about 10 years old basically doing the Reddit ITK bit?!
Oh yeah forgot how big of a star Frenkie De Jong is. He's not Nike's poster boy or anything,he just had his breakout season
Second of all they have him on contract, he wears their merch and is paid to do so. Do you want me to believe that Nike are paying a huge chunk of his 16 million a year contract plus millions for his contract. Do you think he'll sell shirts worth 10-15 million?
Also PSG's kits are Nike too. Why would it matter to Nike if he goes to Barca?
For me, it's simple. Barca wanted the world to think they aren't paying him those ridiculous wages, so they made up this deal. Pretty good idea if you ask me, we should do the same, helps keep the wage structure under control
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If this miracle happens, yes it will be a miracle, considering all the transfer muppet shite we've been through the last six seven seasons, they better not stop here....we need more!
Di Marizio was pretty solid, but if Di Marzio could join that would be great.
You know what they say about this....
We have some 500 or so twitter nobodies, and a tier 5 journalist "Jonathan Giaver", and we're meant to believe that the Barcelona who pay Messi a £1m a week, will be blown out of the water by..erm us.
Why? We ain't signing him so there's nothing to take
The disbelief, the hope, then you feel it in your bones he’s a united player, dream of him in the red, dominating opponents and then wake up to find he’s signed for Chelsea/Bayern.
Can’t do it again.
Step in agent Blind.
I meant to quote just the 2nd tweet actually
Thanks, just checking
Best time of the year
I just love the idea that we'd be skilful enough to pull this off in May, beating Barcelona!
Maybe wading in late July with an insane offer, having bungled a few things up, but late May? Come on, that's teams with excellent skills
Barca losing 2-0, the cnuts are going to Santander first thing in the morning for a new loan.
This is out of his area of expertise though. Not Italian clubs nor player. He'll be late to this one but his info will probably come from Riaola himself.
What have we been through?
Our fans just don’t fancy our club. We have landed Pogba ahead of Real, Mkhitaryan ahead of Arsenal, Dalot ahead of everybody, Fred ahead of City, Sanchez ahead of City, Van Persie ahead of City, Lukaku ahead of Chelsea, Shaw ahead of Chelsea.
Still this rhetoric of ‘I can’t get excited as it always ends in disappointment’ is being spun. We’ve won our fair share of transfer tussles of late.
If any Liverpool or city fans are reading this thread I bet they are pissing themselves, some people here believe anything from shite unproven jurnos
We absolutely must sign this lad
We like a long drawn out affair, mate. Just like we love to win European Cups in a grand manor, it’s the same with our signings.
How on earth have these dumb ass ITKs gained credence on the CAF this year?
Social media likes and follows > any ITK source
Just need someone to find a picture of him wearing a Wes Brown shirt on his fifth birthday and I'll be converted to the muppet side!
Yeah, that's what I mean. He is close to Raiola, usually in that case he has info.
Non tournament summer.
Guarantee that we're going big on signings due to appalling previous season.
It's the absolute opposite of last summer, and we need it to be the opposite result too come Aug 1st!
This is it lads. It’s in the bag. Name on the trophy. Who will sir Ed deliver next?
What channel is it on? I need to see this
Palpable desperation.
Remember all the threads calling for his head the last few months? They'll be a statue if this comes off.Welcome to the land of the Muppets
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