Throwing truck loads of money at the agent is hardly earth-breaking
Matthijs de Ligt / signs for Juventus, lowering their average age to 56
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Reddit post know more than journalists? I really doubt that.
If we pull this off, we will again crown Woodward King in the North!
I very rarely comment on transfers and but if I do you can general take it as gospel. Damien will be along later to back me up on that with the stats.
He’s ours. Done dealio. Concrete news.
He’s ours. Done dealio. Concrete news.
As said earlier in this thread, a moderator has put everything on the line really with this statement, which is a pretty big risk. Anyway, I don't want to get fully drawn in by this, will wait until Simon Stone etc get involved before getting excited.
Lads lads, settle down
Let’s not make mountains out of molehills now.....
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DE LIGT IS OFFICIALLY FECKING ON !!!
Let’s not make mountains out of molehills now.....
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DE LIGT IS OFFICIALLY FECKING ON !!!
Didn't want him anyway.
The King in the North!
Yeah, right 
I promised I wouldn’t get sucked in but the muppetdom called to me and said, “It’s on, lube up !!!”
Is it time for me to get to Carrington to try and scope him out yet?!
No, the last time you did that Sanchez happened.
No, the last time you did that Sanchez happened.
Haha. We were all Muppets for him at the time though and it DID happen. I'll get in position soon
Yes I saw where spoofex had 'verified' it and I agree him putting himself on the line is not insignificant.
This is really happening?
This is quickly shaping up to be the Muppet transfer thread of the summer, much like the Sneijder, Vidal, Fabregas, Tiago threads of years gone by. Hold on tight lads, we didn't sign any of those lot either
Not falling for the hype. He's going to Barcelona fellows!
Throwing truck loads of money at the agent is hardly earth-breaking
True but I’ve not really commented that much on this thread as thought it was more than just a fantasy land dream of us potentially getting De Ligt ahead of Barca as had strong feeling he was heading there with his mate De Jong.
Ahh feck it, get down there.Haha. We were all Muppets for him at the time though and it DID happen. I'll get in position soon
They're also claiming that "contract negotiations are close to the finish line". Although Spoofex is now saying that news will start 'trickling out' tonight rather than be officially announced.
FFS I don't normally use Reddit. Took me ages to navigate the site, make a post, chuck it in the twitter thread only to find @willhse456 beat me to it in this thread ages ago.
Anyway I promised myself not to get involved in muppetry but I'm in. Butter my arse, as they say.
Anyway I promised myself not to get involved in muppetry but I'm in. Butter my arse, as they say.
It Spoofs top comment, but a different person saying Griezmann is on.
I would do anything for us to announce Nathan Collins from Stoke tonight.
Not falling for it this year.
Ye are fecking weapons
Maybe de Ligt is the reason we allegedly went for their GK.
I refuse to jump on this bandwagon until someone reliable reports something.
I refuse to jump on this bandwagon until someone reliable reports something.
De Ligt Cafe?
Raiola has been a far more effective DoF for us than Woodward. I wouldn't give Woodward too much credit.
Just a note on Spoof tbf, a day or 2 ago he said Sancho was still on but we're going to leak that we're interested in Griezmann and Bale to show Dortmund there are other options. Today we got linked with Griezmann in mainstream media.
This will end in tears
Or blood.
IT’S OFFICIAL: de Ligt might or might not sign with us
On a side note, he should stop leaking our strategies in public, if he is a fan
On a side note, he should stop leaking our strategies in public, if he is a fan
but how would he get that Reddit karma?Does that not reek as a stupid transfer strategy if true though? Seriously, Dortmund don't want to sell, so let is show them how much they want to sell him by showing we can go for other players?
Some real dumb fecks in here
Love you all regardless
Love you all regardless
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We’re hijacking De Ligt the same way we did Lukaku and Alexis. From nothing to something.
There’s levels to this game
Why would Dortmund care about that anyway?
Fooling over-eager fans on redcafe is probably how they get their kicks. Actually, he's probably on here right now. Go kick his ass for making you look bad.
Does that not reek as a stupid transfer strategy if true though? Seriously, Dortmund don't want to sell, so let is show them how much they want to sell him by showing we can go for other players?
TBF It works if they want the money right here right now. But yes otherwise it makes no sense.
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