Matthijs de Ligt / signs for Juventus, lowering their average age to 56

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Jesus these ITK guys have these poor kids on an absolute piece of string. Wouldn’t be surprised if they start asking for money to reveal transfers news
Howson did that last window, think his first scoop was that we’d agreed a deal with Milinkovic-Savic.
 
I'm sort of in the same boat. Pretending not to be sucked in, and already angry at this all being bogus :lol:

2-3 Pages of discussion, thought there was some legit news only to be greeted by some WUM from reddit.
 
Is It me or is Reddit very awkward to use?
And near impossible to actually find the quotes all those people are getting seriously hyped up on?

Are they taking one bloke saying we've had a bid accepted, and translating it as "Mutliple" ITKs are individually stating it? Ultimate Chinese whispers?
It’s quite bad to use, but luckily the search function is great so that helps.
 
2-3 Pages of discussion, thought there were some legit news only to be greeted by some WUM from reddit.

It's so bad it's good. Like the Mortal Kombat or Street Fighter movie.
 
I've had so many disappointments in the past and my head knows this is all just kid's looking for internet attention, but I can't help but believe it.
I believe it. It's on!
 
Guys, we're announcing it on 26th May in the 3rd minute of stoppage time of the Utd vs Bayern Munich legends game.
Then we won the biggest prize in football in Barcelona, this time we're stealing the biggest talent in football from Barcelona
#3 Ajax's shirt number and the minute in which Ole scored
3 also the number of times Mou showed 3 fingers last season and also the number of Utd players pics he's liked in the last 3 days.

The stars have aligned!
Welcome to Manchester United Matthijs De Ligt!:devil:
 
I know everyone's sceptical of Reddit, but I guess this is make or break for the "ITK" there. They're saying that we've agreed a deal with Ajax and are close to finishing negotiations with De Ligt himself.
I’m not on any of the social media platforms and had to google ITK there.:wenger:
 
I thought the thread got perma locked and was about to go on a rant somewhere :lol:
 
I better get it out of my system now then!

I was going for a dead pan Eboue special. «Olds».

Be careful though... as some Liverpool fan will find it in a decade and get you sacked :lol:
 
Since this is a De Ligt thread ft. Spoofex, worth mentioning Marcus Rojo just said Ole had a word with him and sees him as an important player in his thoughts.

Spoofex mentioned Ole "fecking loves" Rojo and can even see him in DM. Not sure about the DM bit but it does appear Ole loves Rojo. Which means Spoofex could have been right. Which means he's sometimes right. Which means this is right.

#logic
 
This wont end well. Ajax accepting a bid is the easy part. Convincing the player to join when the likes of Barca, Juve and Bayern are in for him is another thing.
 
Why delay the inevitable? Perma lock this thread and start a new one in the player performance forum.
 
My heart is beating pretty fast atm. Its unhealthy to me be a muppet.
 
To be fair, i think the guy who is actually saying this (not spoofex) called Dalot, Fred and the Kohler deal.
 
Since this is a De Ligt thread ft. Spoofex, worth mentioning Marcus Rojo just said Ole had a word with him and sees him as an important player in his thoughts.

Spoofex mentioned Ole "fecking loves" Rojo and can even see him in DM. Not sure about the DM bit but it does appear Ole loves Rojo. Which means Spoofex could have been right. Which means he's sometimes right. Which means this is right.

#logic
Ole loves shit players.
 
This wont end well. Ajax accepting a bid is the easy part. Convincing the player to join when the likes of Barca, Juve and Bayern are in for him is another thing.
We won't be bidding for a player before knowing about his interest
 
Guys, we're announcing it on 26th May in the 3rd minute of stoppage time of the Utd vs Bayern Munich legends game.
Then we won the biggest prize in football in Barcelona, this time we're stealing the biggest talent in football from Barcelona
#3 Ajax's shirt number and the minute in which Ole scored
3 also the number of times Mou showed 3 fingers last season and also the number of Utd players pics he's liked in the last 3 days.

The stars have aligned!
Welcome to Manchester United Matthijs De Ligt!:devil:
I like this optimism. I would go batshit crazy if he signed for us. Kinda like the Van Dijk effect on Pool.
 
Didnt the ITK claim we were the PL team activating Partey's release clause?
No mention of Partey in his weekly roundups before the media mentioned him.
 
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