He's not signing for Wolves.Their powers are weak man. Only the pack survives
Matthijs de Ligt / signs for Juventus, lowering their average age to 56
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It’s almost official. De Ligt the first of many big names we’re led to believe we could sign and ultimately don’t. It’s going to be a long summer again.
How can the Moses of our Muppetry falter during this crucial moment?! He should be parting the Red(cafe) Sea of Non-Muppets for our entry into the land that is full of transfers and helicopters!
That's what happens when you are a Europa league team.
Simon Stone, one of the best there is, knows nothing so that means our muppet eggs go into the same basket it was in yesterday.
Ballbag is trolling you guys.
That’s not a brief, journal are essentially going with what they think will happen (it’s not an entirely wrong line of thought considering the past).
This is still donkey kong!!
This is still donkey kong!!
Exactly, all Stone did was give an opinion on what he believes is happening, but he can't say for sure as United are keeping their mouths shut about it.
The thing is, if there was absolutely nothing in this at all (not saying there is though), wouldn't United have come out and briefed properly? I don't buy into this whole "we won't say anything because we don't want to appear that we're not after the best players" crap.
Why are we still posting this numpty?
Their powers are weak man. Only the pack survives
The muppets are easily startled. But they’ll return and in greater numbers
Can say that for almost every source that has been posted.
Muppetcides incoming.
I love the smell of fried frogs in the morning
I love the smell of fried frogs in the morning
True.
He's just as credible as Balague.
Which one of you did this?
I don't know why we post him either.
Muppets never learn....
So Spoofex (I'm thinking this name should tell me something but I can't quite put my finger on it) originally claimed to have insider knowledge but now it appears he's just following the tweets like everyone else. In which case Stone is really the only credible source so far whose news can hardly be described as positive.
Its not a bad thing to be after the best players in the world. We are not alone in the market for these players. We will win some and we will have bad luck with some. This is not something we need to hide and I don’t think we will. It would be worse if we didn’t try making these types of transfers.
Imagine being a Barca fan and having Messi. Then imagine getting two more world class players for a decade. They must be spoiled beyond belief.
Rac1 are quite reputable to be fair.
Only the strongest muppets survive
Soooo you’re telling me there’s a chance!
Amazing. He trusts Stone who literally says he knows nothing and that it’s a guess.
Any man who flinches and gives up before official confirmation is given either way cannot call himself a muppet.
Just stop doing this to yourselves. Focus on something else instead of getting dragged in to the whole clickbait circus. Journalists are literally fecking with you for clicks.
Signings will be announced when they happen.
Signings will be announced when they happen.
We're like Hydra. Cut one muppet off and two more muppets shall rise to take their place.
first muppet heartbreak of the summer. Probably won't be the last one
first muppet heartbreak of the summer. Probably won't be the last one
Twists and turns. That’s the game.
first muppet heartbreak of the summer. Probably won't be the last one
There is no heartbreak ffs
literally nothing has been confirmed. Save true elation or disappointment when something definitive comes out.Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad.
Are you sure? Cos a quick google search for that game shows him coming off an airline plane with the rest of the squad (2nd pic):
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=plane+aja...of-the-Champions-League-against-Tottenham.jpg
first muppet heartbreak of the summer. Probably won't be the last one
And it's not even summer yet
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