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If the all knowing Spoofex says it's over it must be over.even spoofex is abandoning the ship
If the all knowing Spoofex says it's over it must be over.even spoofex is abandoning the ship
Honestly I've been waiting for this. It will be incredibly funny seeing the reactions.All the negative nancies in this thread must be having a field day after those last few tweets
“I told you all this was off! When will you learn!”
YouTube impressionist: this is my one and only football tweet ever and there's no reason I would know this, but De Ligt is on
Caf: OMFG!ITSON!WAAAA!COCKSOUT!feckOFFBARCA!RIO!RIO!RIO!
Someone will tweet something in the next 24 hours to bring the cycle back around again. At least its more entertaining than actually watching us play...
If the all knowing Spoofex says it's over it must be over.
Sky, ESPN, stones put out a tweet within space of half hour all pointing in the same direction. Looks like a briefing.
It's on until the ink is dry.YouTube impressionist: this is my one and only football tweet ever and there's no reason I would know this, but De Ligt is on
Caf: OMFG!ITSON!WAAAA!COCKSOUT!feckOFFBARCA!RIO!RIO!RIO!
Someone will tweet something in the next 24 hours to bring the cycle back around again. At least its more entertaining than actually watching us play...
Let me just remind you all of something:
Let me just remind you all of something:
Honestly I've been waiting for this. It will be incredibly funny seeing the reactions.
That Axel kid who plays for Villa might be worth a punt.I am sure that we can find someone from the championship who will be equally as good
Let me just remind you all of something:
It’s 100 times more fun having a bit of fun, you know...
Off to City, Leicester want 75-90 millSpoofex reaction is that it's over?
Well it's over then. Harry Maguire anyone?
Sky Sports news is only interested in drumming up customers for SKYbet during the transfer window.
I feel like you should lead us to Muppetahlla, to victory, Immortality and the signing of DeLigt. It’s not over till the yellow banner says it’s over and when it’s all Said and done the muppets will dine on boar and meed surrounded by fellow muppets and their ancestors from previous summers from the Pogba, Gaitan, Lucas, Hazard, Sneijder clans.Pfffft, I don’t give a feck what Sky Sports and Guillem Balague say.
This is still fecking on and only the most loyal of muppets will be rewarded.
It's not being satisfied at negative news. I'd love us to sign de Ligt. It's laughing at people blindly believing anonymous reddit posters when they shout from the rooftops about how unreliable journalists are. They'd rather believe an unknown nobody on the Internet than journalists. It's ridiculous.It’s funny in a strange way how satisfied they feel about negative transfer news as it relates to the club.
All the negative nancies in this thread must be having a field day after those last few tweets
“I told you all this was off! When will you learn!”
Spoofex reaction is that it's over?
Well it's over then. Harry Maguire anyone?
Too right. This thread has been a right laugh, even if it doesn't happen.
It just needs less of the Sky Source doom mongering, and more about De Ligt's Instagram activity. He must've liked some United related content today...?
I know. He seems to be the typical Muppet that goes from certain to Welll Feck at the slightest bit of information.Well he is finished. Funny how this ”brief” put him to bed.
Yeah, he is basically just repeating what most have been thinking, i.e. Man Utd’s bigger offer might be being used against Barca’s but I don’t know what will happen...How is it a briefing Stone literally says he hasn't been told anything!
Doesn't mean we're not going to sign him though. I remember some English journos saying we weren't going to sign Di Maria. If I remember correctly Jamie Jackson was saying he wasn't coming when Di Maria was on his way to Carrington for a medical. Ogden said we weren't in for Herrera then a few hours later a transfer was agreed.
How is it a briefing Stone literally says he hasn't been told anything!
They probably see the fan hysteria and know that the further it goes, the bigger the backlash when he goes to Barca. Maybe as well put a lid on it.United are linked with loads of players. Why come out and deny this one? Hmmm. Because we genuinely won’t get him, worried about the figures being associated and impact that could have on future deals or so, when we sign him, we can sell it as an even bigger coup? It’s suspicious.
Gerard Romero, tier 1 Barcelona source.So what source do we even have saying that it can happen?
Even the Reddit man-childs have abandoned their sources.
Zip-up lads, show's over. We've been used once again. Let's go home
To be fair, they were warned.
Well he obviously never knew anything at all. At the very least, De Ligt signing for Barcelona will probably see any and all mentions of "Reddit ITKs" banned from the forum, which can only be a good thing.
Sammy Lee at it
I don't think Hayward is biased, he ghost wrote Ferguson's second book (which is terrible) and I've seen him be positive about United in the past. He's not exactly wrong, De Ligt would be a brilliant signing for us but if he did come here (I don't think he will) then the main reason he would have done so is money and I'm not sure that that needs to be the priority for a 19 year old who is as good as him and will likely make a massive amount over his career regardless of where he goes.
No one believes sky.Isn’t it more the Sky report?