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2015-16 Performances

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5.1 Season Average Rating
Appearances
33
Goals
4
Assists
1
Yellow cards
6
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iKeano said:
Utd have not lost a single game this season when Fellaini has been absent from the starting XI.
They have lost 7 games when he's started.
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Wolfsburg, Norwich, Bournemouth, Stoke, Middlesborough. Those are the games when he's started and we've lost, what are the other two games?

He'll play today by the way.
 
iKeano said:
Utd have not lost a single game this season when Fellaini has been absent from the starting XI.
They have lost 7 games when he's started.
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It's a remarkable stat. He's a liability when we are out of possession.
 
To me this guy is not a footballer. At Everton he sometimes looked like he had some skills; now I understand that was just down to luck, he didn't even know what he was doing.

I understand a few people are attached to him because he's a different kind of player than you normally see. Everyone remember the corner situations when we played Everton and we had Vidic up against Fellaini. That was the ONLY time you would feel worried at a corner situation. To put it in context you could also add Vidic used to be the best player in the world in corner situations at that time. Never lost a duel.

We should try to find a buyer as soon as possible. There is no future in a team like Manchester United for this guy. We should try to squeeze a few goals out of him coming in as a sub in the 80th or so. He can play a bit aggressive for a couple of minutes there. Then let him off to Italy. He would be great there. In England he's up against totally different people.
 
Starts today.

feck sake. Have we ever had a regular starter this bad in our Premier League history?
 
Not sure why he gets so much negativity. He is what he is and not sure currently we can say he's not Utd quality cause currently that's exactly what he is.....
 
He's starting to counter Liverpools pressing game :wenger:
 
Hope he isn't playing in same position today, he is really poor in that role and I can't see us winning the game if he starts deeper because he ruins balance of the team and is a big liability.
 
Completely agree with the sentiment above. He'll be an absolute liability playing deeper, as we've seen every time he's played there (especially under Moyes). If he plays deep, I can see him losing the ball every time he's pressed and him just chopping down Lallana and Firminio and getting a red eventually. Play him further up, and he'd actually be a useful outlet ball for the press, as he was in this fixture last year.
 
Fellaini script for the day;

  • Caught in possession numerous times
  • Won't jump for winnable headers numerous times
  • Will 'win' a few headers, which will go in no/any direction - most likely to a Liverpool player or into 50/50 no mans land.
  • Will break up any semblance of attacking football that we MIGHT dare attempt after Tuesday's anarchic display.
  • Will be his standard cynical self once he realises he's far and away the worst player on the pitch (and probably in the stadium!)
  • Will spend half his time doing that stupid, exasperated hands-over-face move like he actually thought he was capable of doing whT he was attempting (tackling, running, passing, jumping, heading)
  • Will kick/run the ball out of play.
  • Will pass sideways/backwards a LOT.
  • Will get sent off, standard elbows up/ kicking out behaviour.
  • Will inexplicably last 90mins thanks to LVG's petulant defiance.
  • Will cost us points.
 
Redcafe script for the day;

  • Whatever happens, blame Fellaini.
  • Make sure to add lots of insults and "worst performance ever in a United shirt" comments for extra impact.
 
iKeano said:
Fellaini script for the day;

  • Caught in possession numerous times
  • Won't jump for winnable headers numerous times
  • Will 'win' a few headers, which will go in no/any direction - most likely to a Liverpool player or into 50/50 no mans land.
  • Will break up any semblance of attacking football that we MIGHT dare attempt after Tuesday's anarchic display.
  • Will be his standard cynical self once he realises he's far and away the worst player on the pitch (and probably in the stadium!)
  • Will spend half his time doing that stupid, exasperated hands-over-face move like he actually thought he was capable of doing whT he was attempting (tackling, running, passing, jumping, heading)
  • Will kick/run the ball out of play.
  • Will pass sideways/backwards a LOT.
  • Will get sent off, standard elbows up/ kicking out behaviour.
  • Will inexplicably last 90mins thanks to LVG's petulant defiance.
  • Will cost us points.
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Plot hole
 
Please don't be shit, please don't be shit, please don't be shit
 
iKeano said:
Fellaini script for the day;

  • Caught in possession numerous times
  • Won't jump for winnable headers numerous times
  • Will 'win' a few headers, which will go in no/any direction - most likely to a Liverpool player or into 50/50 no mans land.
  • Will break up any semblance of attacking football that we MIGHT dare attempt after Tuesday's anarchic display.
  • Will be his standard cynical self once he realises he's far and away the worst player on the pitch (and probably in the stadium!)
  • Will spend half his time doing that stupid, exasperated hands-over-face move like he actually thought he was capable of doing whT he was attempting (tackling, running, passing, jumping, heading)
  • Will kick/run the ball out of play.
  • Will pass sideways/backwards a LOT.
  • Will get sent off, standard elbows up/ kicking out behaviour.
  • Will inexplicably last 90mins thanks to LVG's petulant defiance.
  • Will cost us points.
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You're a shit script writer, get back to making up statistics.
 
Successful said:
To me this guy is not a footballer. At Everton he sometimes looked like he had some skills; now I understand that was just down to luck, he didn't even know what he was doing.

I understand a few people are attached to him because he's a different kind of player than you normally see. Everyone remember the corner situations when we played Everton and we had Vidic up against Fellaini. That was the ONLY time you would feel worried at a corner situation. To put it in context you could also add Vidic used to be the best player in the world in corner situations at that time. Never lost a duel.

We should try to find a buyer as soon as possible. There is no future in a team like Manchester United for this guy. We should try to squeeze a few goals out of him coming in as a sub in the 80th or so. He can play a bit aggressive for a couple of minutes there. Then let him off to Italy. He would be great there. In England he's up against totally different people.
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At Everton at time he was completely unplayable. Your bias is obviously overlooking his skill set. He should be played up front alongside a skilful striker. He's not a top 3 team striker, but will be a great signing for his next club. Shame some have completely forgotten how he regularly bullied Vida & Rio. He's out of form, being played in a position that isn't suited to him & is the scapegoat by a lot of fans for our current league position.
 
iKeano said:
Fellaini script for the day;

  • Caught in possession numerous times
  • Won't jump for winnable headers numerous times
  • Will 'win' a few headers, which will go in no/any direction - most likely to a Liverpool player or into 50/50 no mans land.
  • Will break up any semblance of attacking football that we MIGHT dare attempt after Tuesday's anarchic display.
  • Will be his standard cynical self once he realises he's far and away the worst player on the pitch (and probably in the stadium!)
  • Will spend half his time doing that stupid, exasperated hands-over-face move like he actually thought he was capable of doing whT he was attempting (tackling, running, passing, jumping, heading)
  • Will kick/run the ball out of play.
  • Will pass sideways/backwards a LOT.
  • Will get sent off, standard elbows up/ kicking out behaviour.
  • Will inexplicably last 90mins thanks to LVG's petulant defiance.
  • Will cost us points.
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Forgot will miss at least one sitter.
 
Liverpool 0:1 Man Utd
Red_toad said:
At Everton at time he was completely unplayable. Your bias is obviously overlooking his skill set. He should be played up front alongside a skilful striker. He's not a top 3 team striker, but will be a great signing for his next club. Shame some have completely forgotten how he regularly bullied Vida & Rio. He's out of form, being played in a position that isn't suited to him & is the scapegoat by a lot of fans for our current league position.
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Stop making things up.
 
He's literally standing still in the box while Liverpool attack.
 
He has been better than Schneiderlin, Herrera, Rooney, Lingard and maybe Martial, out of our front six.
 
Already see the anti Fellaini brigade coming out for no reason. He's really been no worse than our other attacking players though that's not saying much.
 
He's been no worse than everybody else. The game plan is shit.
 
He's been our best CM for whatever it's worth. Herrera is awol and Schneiderlin has been diabolical. But lemme it's Fellaini's fault they've been crap?
 
iKeano said:
:lol:

Easy up on that high horse there Kostur... At least I have an opinion!
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You're making up statistics in order to make Fellaini look shit, you literally need to make things up to make a shit player look shit. You can't fall any lower.
 
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