Marko Arnautović | United have pulled out

Belotti is signing for Roma on a free
To facilitate this Shomurodov is leaving Roma to join Bologna
We are then going to buy Arnautovic who will be surplus

Wish we just went straight for Belotti honestly.
 
Will we parade him in Manchester like Roma did Dybala, or will we unveil him at Old Trafford Barca style?

I think full Barca style.

We sign him and present him in Old Trafford but we don't register him with the Premier League until we sell the megastore to Greggs, re-mortgage the car parks and force at least three players on to the minimum wage.
 
A massive downgrade on our previous stop gap signings of Ighalo and Cavani.
Everything I said about the Depay rumours I take back now, that's for sure.

What a state.
 
This isn't dead? He's dogshit and a racist piece of trash to boot, he'd add absolutely nothing bar more shite to the squad, might as well just go for Watkins or Toney, at least they aren't arseholes.
 
Fully expect the club to cave to pressure and not sign him. Will actually be quite shocked and disgusted if they just plough through and do it anyway.
 
What’s the main issue with signing him? Character, age, talent, or opportunity cost of not signing someone better?
 
We won't sign him becasue the fan backlash would be too great.
While at this stage, this club would be damned either way, the people at this club need to show some backbone. Panic signing after not having plan? Sure. But it's better having someone here rather than nobody, especially with Ronaldo pushing for a move. Martial injury record in recent years is worrisome. We don't have a productive midfielder, wide forwards for false no 9 tactic.

And I am talking from the perspective of someone who are very skeptical all about Arnautovic ability and his character.
 
While at this stage, this club would be damned either way, the people at this club need to show some backbone. Panic signing after not having plan? Sure. But it's better having someone here rather than nobody, especially with Ronaldo pushing for a move. Martial injury record in recent years is worrisome. We don't have a productive midfielder, wide forwards for false no 9 tactic.

And I am talking from the perspective of someone who are very skeptical all about Arnautovic
Erm no, he's a racist mate.
 
Let Edinson Cavani, one of the best and most respected forwards of his generation leave on a free.

Then attempt to sign an ex Stoke City player who was already shite 10 years ago.

Brilliant.
 
Let Edinson Cavani, one of the best and most respected forwards of his generation leave on a free.

Then attempt to sign an ex Stoke City player who was already shite 10 years ago.

Brilliant.
This. I was literally thinking this today.
 
Would be an incredible signing for the Old Trafford security crew, would look very intimidating in a yellow jacket.

I can't believe this link is real. This might be a low point.
 
Let Edinson Cavani, one of the best and most respected forwards of his generation leave on a free.

Then attempt to sign an ex Stoke City player who was already shite 10 years ago.

Brilliant.
Cavani - 15 league appearances
Arnautovic - 33 league appearances

Not sure it's as ridiculous as you're painting it. If you're a backup striker you have to be fit. Otherwise we need a backup for the backup as well.
 
Theres backing the man and then theres backing the man, someones needs to be telling ETH this is not the guy we are not playing in the Eredevisie.

I mean lets be honest theres a reason the club was "happy to wait for the right players" yet are now panicking, clearly thought they could get something out of that squad yesterday and they were diabolically shit.