[Santos J]

Oh my god Tony

 

[Handré1990]

He doesn't get any service ffs. Team didn't create any chance for him. He is top striker

And now he scores...

He’s a brilliant footballer, but no striker.

 

[The Urban Goose]

Can you lot now start crucifying Greenwood so that he can get the third.

 

[Catt]

Are MUFC supporters manning the VAR stations?
Same happened at Chelsea.
Still 1-0.

How so? It was the correct decision.

I don't know if you care but we just scored a good goal.

 

[Dyslexic Untied]

Martial is so shit and good within the space of two mins.

 

[BarstoolProphet]

Thats offside.

 

[jojojo]

Every time I see Martial score a goal I think "that's him sorted, he knows how it's done now" and then next week, he just stands there, while the match happens around him. And just as mysteriously, he wakes up and scores again. Baffling player.

 

[Denis' cuff]

Nonchalant

 

[Wednesday at Stoke]

That is brilliant!

 

[RedIan]

Wow fecking quality goal Tony

 

[JinnerJamie]

 

[Drifter]

Who wanted Martial taken off?

 

[IrishRedDevil]

WOW that was sexual

 

[darko]

Exceptionally nice by Martial. Credit where credit is due.

 

[moodyred]

WTH Martial! What a goal!

 

[Prodigy24]

GET IN TONY FFS!

 

[Jazz]

Oh my God what a goal!!!!!!!!!

 

[Withnail]

Wow!! What a finish

 

[Sied]

That's naughty Anthony

 

[Damien]

Take note of Martial's invisible man impression for the first hour or so here because if he scores a tap-in in the 89th minute the thread will be flooded with Martial FC fanboys claiming it's proof he's world-class. The bloke is a fraud.

Good timing.

 

[SAFMUTD]

Brilliant from Martial, what a quality.

 

[r3idy]

Thats straight off Pornhub Premium from Tony

 

[Catt]

We've scored?

Yes!

 

[GifLord]

Martial
2-0

 

[Sassy Colin]

OMG!

What a goal!

 

[Dr. Dwayne]

Take note of Martial's invisible man impression for the first hour or so here because if he scores a tap-in in the 89th minute the thread will be flooded with Martial FC fanboys claiming it's proof he's world-class. The bloke is a fraud.

Wut?

 

[Dec9003]

Unreal finish!

 

[Bebestation]

I don't understand why people on here seem to defend him. Half the praise seems to be that he's somehow overcoming his many weaknesses to avoid conceding goals. Meanwhile he has no discernible strengths. Coward of a player

Me and another guy on this forum had a bet that they would score from a corner - touch wood it doesn't happen but they nearly did from handball and so many times this season.

 

[SCJY]

great goal.

was that Barry Manilow in the crowd?

 

[Anustart89]

Ok that is legit BS call. His hand was not outside his nose at all. What is he supposed to do there?

Can you refer me to that rule?
Read up on the new rule mate. Clear handball.

 

[Reditus]

My stream is frozen. Was offside checked for the initial run?

 

[JTW95]

Tony that was cheeky!

 

[Pexbo]

Disgusting from Tony

I was just writing a post about him not attacking the goal line a couple of minutes before when James player it across.

 

[Yagami]

Martial to score 20 goals?

don’t hold your breath

I'm holding, I'm holding!

You better be holding, too!

 

[Bobski]

Was Tony not offside from the initial pass?

Class finish though

 

[paulscholes18]

feck off martial no way did you just do that

 

[Oldyella]

Holy shit thats great, but awful defending too! How does noone end up covering up the near post?

 

[SER19]

Is it 2 nil or not for feck sake

 

[ken11]

That was sick by Martial.

 

[Stadjer]

Once again, no Martial to pick up the loose ball. Standing right at the back of the box. Ffs, get Ighalo on already. Can't take this shite.