[Kylar Stern]

For those that can't find a way to watch - I wouldn't be upset, its been a completely meh game so far. We're having so much time on the ball it seems to be confusing the players somewhat.

Rooneys goal would have been pretty good if it wasn't against Ipswichs second string.

Watching and praying there are no injuries has been the biggest source of excitement so far.

Its not that were playing badly or anything, but you can tell were doing enough to stay in front whilst saving as much energy as possible.

 

[ManUtd1999]

Give Fellaini a break. Always complaining about him (not saying he is great tonight).

 

[Ryan7]

Speak for yourself, I was on the a1, but suddenly ended up on M3 jUnction 8, behind a 4.04 tonne lorry.

 

[Florida Man]

As people still massively spam me

VIEW MY PROFILE

Perhaps people will get the message if you temporarily change your location to "River in my profile" or something like that?

 

[ice-bionic red]

Pereria any good lads?

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Pereria any good lads?

Not really, but nobody has played well.

 

[Hed Zitin]

Thank feck I'm not blind.

I'm listing in the background the games sounds that boring. Bake Off was the tits. Idiot can't make a sponge.

 

[dsch]

The Arabic commentator talking about "tractor boys".

 

[charleysurf]

Pereria any good lads?

only saw a bit if him but I saw some nice touches and good working back...

 

[Moriarty]

I got 9/11

The FBI have probably just clocked your address. Leave home before you get a knock on the door.

 

[Someone]

I wonder if it's not too late to turn felliani into a defender.

 

[Henk de Rode]

scandinoobian commentary... great

 

[gregwar]

has it kicked off yet? i'm watching norwegian adverts on a german channel.

 

[Tincanalley]

Very well. Watching Sampdoria beating Roma atm, just watched Hoffenheim/Dortmund. Laughing my way through this thread.

Watching the thread, killing a toothache by all means necessary and getting some lessons in Dutch.

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

The Arabic commentator talking about "tractor boys".

There's a joke there somewhere …

 

[DomesticTadpole]

Watching the thread, killing a toothache by all means necessary and getting some lessons in Dutch.

Toothache, I pity you.

 

[Browniee]

Come on Carlisle

 

[pauldyson1uk]

The FBI have probably just clocked your address. Leave home before you get a knock on the door.

 

[Parry Gallister]

scandinoobian commentary... great

Best I could find too, better than the arabic lads who kept cutting out in the first half mind. Glad we respected the competition but do wish we rotated a couple more players.

 

[Moriarty]

There's a joke there somewhere …

That MI-6 are desperately trying to work out.

 

[Raw]

Ipswich piling on the pressure

 

[dsch]

Some sustained pressure from Ipswich at the beginning of the half. Several balls into the box. No clear chance yet.

 

[Ixion]

Can't decide if the pain of trying to watch tonight's game is better or worse than watching a static screen of teletext until a number changed.

 

[RedDannio]

Not watching, Is sideways or back Schneiderlin playing ?

 

[UnitedinRed]

I gave up on English commentary long ago..

I have a screen, but it's like I'm watching a slideshow

English is overrated, these Germans (I think, got a B at school many years ago in German so consider myself some kind of expert) know their stuff. All you need to hear is the names and let your imagination do the rest.

Had an Arabic one earlier, you didn't need to imagine a thing. His words told an enthralling story of excitement and fear. I suspect it had very little to do with the football but he did shout cantona randomly.

 

[saivet]

You're missing the point that the cameras are turned on and someone is filming it … it'll be on a highlights show later (which means that English pundits are there too) so the logical thing for Capital One to do would be … legally stream all matches free at this stage

If only watching football in the UK was cheap, nevermind free,

 

[Raw]

Young got lucky there

 

[MoXoM]

Young was lucky there...

 

[dsch]

Young looked like he should have conceded a corner there, but we get away with it.

 

[Someone]

They're getting close.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

Ipswich have started the half better, nearly scored there.

 

[pauldyson1uk]

Come on Carlisle

If Carlisle win tonight, it will make up for the crap stream.

 

[UnitedinRed]

Not watching, Is sideways or back Schneiderlin playing ?

It's a bit hazy to tell.

 

[MoXoM]

OOHHHH so nearly an equaliser!!!

 

[dsch]

Really good ball flashed across the 6 yard line, but no one makes contact.

 

[Raw]

Fecking wake up

 

[SqueakyWeasel]

That MI-6 are desperately trying to work out.

It's too late to call back the drones … this years crop is a write off!

 

[Kakeru]

We are sleeping at the back or what?

 

[Sylar]

Think our players were drinking at half time. Havent really got started.

 

[Maagge]

We're still in the changing room it seems.

 

[Dominant]

Who need rivers? pm me.