You must be watching the same link. That and the Chinese bit cracked me up. And then the games already kicked off before the adverts finished haha.
League Cup Third Round
Manchester United 3:0 Ipswich Town
Old Trafford
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- Wed, 23 September 2015 @ 8:00pm BST
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You must be watching the same link. That and the Chinese bit cracked me up. And then the games already kicked off before the adverts finished haha.For those that can't find a way to watch - I wouldn't be upset, its been a completely meh game so far. We're having so much time on the ball it seems to be confusing the players somewhat.
Rooneys goal would have been pretty good if it wasn't against Ipswichs second string.
Watching and praying there are no injuries has been the biggest source of excitement so far.
Its not that were playing badly or anything, but you can tell were doing enough to stay in front whilst saving as much energy as possible.Give Fellaini a break. Always complaining about him (not saying he is great tonight).As people still massively spam me
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Perhaps people will get the message if you temporarily change your location to "River in my profile" or something like that?Pereria any good lads?
Not really, but nobody has played well.Thank feck I'm not blind.
I'm listing in the background the games sounds that boring. Bake Off was the tits. Idiot can't make a sponge.The Arabic commentator talking about "tractor boys".
only saw a bit if him but I saw some nice touches and good working back...
The FBI have probably just clocked your address. Leave home before you get a knock on the door.I wonder if it's not too late to turn felliani into a defender.scandinoobian commentary... greathas it kicked off yet? i'm watching norwegian adverts on a german channel.
Watching the thread, killing a toothache by all means necessary and getting some lessons in Dutch.
There's a joke there somewhere …
Toothache, I pity you.Come on Carlisle
Best I could find too, better than the arabic lads who kept cutting out in the first half mind. Glad we respected the competition but do wish we rotated a couple more players.There's a joke there somewhere …
That MI-6 are desperately trying to work out.Ipswich piling on the pressureSome sustained pressure from Ipswich at the beginning of the half. Several balls into the box. No clear chance yet.Can't decide if the pain of trying to watch tonight's game is better or worse than watching a static screen of teletext until a number changed.Not watching, Is sideways or back Schneiderlin playing ?I gave up on English commentary long ago..
I have a screen, but it's like I'm watching a slideshow
English is overrated, these Germans (I think, got a B at school many years ago in German so consider myself some kind of expert) know their stuff. All you need to hear is the names and let your imagination do the rest.
Had an Arabic one earlier, you didn't need to imagine a thing. His words told an enthralling story of excitement and fear. I suspect it had very little to do with the football but he did shout cantona randomly.
If only watching football in the UK was cheap, nevermind free,You're missing the point that the cameras are turned on and someone is filming it … it'll be on a highlights show later (which means that English pundits are there too) so the logical thing for Capital One to do would be … legally stream all matches free at this stage
Young got lucky thereYoung was lucky there...Young looked like he should have conceded a corner there, but we get away with it.They're getting close.Ipswich have started the half better, nearly scored there.
If Carlisle win tonight, it will make up for the crap stream.
It's a bit hazy to tell.OOHHHH so nearly an equaliser!!!Really good ball flashed across the 6 yard line, but no one makes contact.Fecking wake up
It's too late to call back the drones … this years crop is a write off!We are sleeping at the back or what?Think our players were drinking at half time. Havent really got started.We're still in the changing room it seems.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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32%
Andreas Pereira
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5%
Daley Blind
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4%
Anthony Martial
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3%
Wayne Rooney
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3%
Juan Mata
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1%
Ander Herrera
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1%
Ashley Young
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 509 ratings.
Score Predictions
885,13,14
- Man Utd win
- Ipswich win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 37% Man Utd 3:0 Ipswich
- 17% Man Utd 2:0 Ipswich
- 13% Man Utd 4:0 Ipswich
- 13% Man Utd 3:1 Ipswich
- 5% Man Utd 2:1 Ipswich
- 5% Man Utd 5:0 Ipswich
- 4% Man Utd 4:1 Ipswich
- 2% Man Utd 1:0 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 0:0 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 5:1 Ipswich
- 1% Man Utd 1:2 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 0:1 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 4:2 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 1:1 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 0:2 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 3:3 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 2:2 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 0:5 Ipswich
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Ipswich
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Ipswich
- Possession
- 70% 30%
- Shots
- 12 4
- Shots on Target
- 8 0
- Corners
- 3 3
- Fouls
- 11 10
Referee
Simon Hooper
Man Utd Lineup
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replaced by Phil Jones
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replaced by Anthony Martial
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replaced by Memphis Depay
