Manchester United v Everton

What's happened to the Manchester United I used to love?

I enjoy watching other football games more than ours these days. All we do is play in slow fecking motion every single week whilst all of our players just stand still.

Obviously the incentive of winning the trophy which is the entire point of a majority of games you play all year, isn't enough to be worth getting out of bed or acting like you even have a purpose for if you're a United player these days.

City deserve the title more than this lot, and even if we do win it I fecking hope we throw the younger players in next year and start playing with some kind of oomph again. We're like the football version of an episode of Eastenders. People will be throwing themselves out of buildings just to avoid watching the second half.

Is Noodle normally such a bell end in match threads?

Never paid much attention, and assumed by the way he swans around the forum like a big shot normally that he posted sense :confused:
 
What's happened to the Manchester United I used to love?

I enjoy watching other football games more than ours these days. All we do is play in slow fecking motion every single week whilst all of our players just stand still.

Obviously the incentive of winning the trophy which is the entire point of a majority of games you play all year, isn't enough to be worth getting out of bed or acting like you even have a purpose for if you're a United player these days.

City deserve the title more than this lot, and even if we do win it I fecking hope we throw the younger players in next year and start playing with some kind of oomph again. We're like the football version of an episode of Eastenders. People will be throwing themselves out of buildings just to avoid watching the second half.

City deserve feck all if they can't get more points than us and I wouldn't miss the second half even if they paid me to. Otherwise I agree, we lack that "oomph". At the start of the season I was hoping it would be back but no.
 
FAO everyone in this thread

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We'll win.

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We need to show some urgency. We only do when we're a goal behind. Bloody frustrating.

Too bloody right, the players need to get it, "you drop points here you give city the green-light to the title". I expect we'll see some more urgency. Hopefully.
 
Scholes sometimes doesn't find the pass out wide anywhere near quick enough and it slows us down, despite his obvious control of whats going on.
I think it's more a question of Everton's full-backs starting very wide compared to normal, which gives our wingers less space and makes them get there in time when Scholes pings the ball out wide.
 
Distin's been rock solid. Valencia can't the his usual bounce off defenders.
 
What's happened to the Manchester United I used to love?

I enjoy watching other football games more than ours these days. All we do is play in slow fecking motion every single week whilst all of our players just stand still.

Obviously the incentive of winning the trophy which is the entire point of a majority of games you play all year, isn't enough to be worth getting out of bed or acting like you even have a purpose for if you're a United player these days.

City deserve the title more than this lot, and even if we do win it I fecking hope we throw the younger players in next year and start playing with some kind of oomph again. We're like the football version of an episode of Eastenders. People will be throwing themselves out of buildings just to avoid watching the second half.

If someone with less respect on here then you said that, they would of got absolutely slaughtered.
 
Give away a needless corner. If we concede I'll be pissed
 
What's happened to the Manchester United I used to love?

I enjoy watching other football games more than ours these days. All we do is play in slow fecking motion every single week whilst all of our players just stand still.

Obviously the incentive of winning the trophy which is the entire point of a majority of games you play all year, isn't enough to be worth getting out of bed or acting like you even have a purpose for if you're a United player these days.

City deserve the title more than this lot, and even if we do win it I fecking hope we throw the younger players in next year and start playing with some kind of oomph again. We're like the football version of an episode of Eastenders. People will be throwing themselves out of buildings just to avoid watching the second half.

Go on then.
 
Yeah I can't see how City deserve it over us on that basis. I agree we aren't playing to the usual standards at times, but we are hardly rubbish. It's also not something that's exclusive to this season only. Take in all the factors and this has been a pretty damn good season.
 
Yeah I can't see how City deserve it over us on that basis. I agree we aren't playing to the usual standards at times, but we are hardly rubbish. It's also not something that's exclusive to this season only. Take in all the factors and this has been a pretty damn good season.

thats like two dogs having a race and one dog is disabled so they just hand the medal to the disabled dog because of his participation.