We're not going to completely overhaul the squad, so you reprobates can put the KY Jelly or whatever you use away.
1 or 2 key acquisitions are all that is necessary to compete for the prem trophy. 1 or 2 more acquisitions will be required to compete for the CL trophy.
First, let's knock out the easy issues.
- Sign De Gea to a new contract.
- Let Falcao go. It ain't working, whatever the reason may be
- Bring Chicharito back to backfill Falcao.
Bringing back Chicharito is actually a no-brainer. Be careful not interpret this as saying that Chicharito is a no-brainer to start for us. All I'm saying is that he's good enough to be in the four man rotation at striker, the others being RvP, Rooney (striker, not a midfielder) and Wilson.
The first key acquisition has to be a box to box midfielder. This is so far beyond obvious I'm embarrassed that valuable server space has to be eaten up with this sentence.
The second acquisition, if our horde of cash is that big, has to be for a central defender. We start by selling the woeful Evans and then proceed to decide between selling Smalling or Jones, which is a close call. A quartet of CBs comprising Hummels or Marquinhos, Rojo, Smalling or Jones and McNair would be pretty decent.
We're not buying Bale, although it is a great thought. We're not signing Pogba, although it would be a dream come true if we did.
I'm good with Rafael and Shaw. An in-form Di Maria is pretty ridiculous. Young and Valencia are solid for depth. I really do like Herrera, but he does need to raise his game to the intense physical standards of the English prem. Fellaini, solid depth. Mata is a bit of enigma and his situation does demand resolution.
Push Roo up, where he belongs.
Problem solved!
De Dea
Rafael
Marquinhos Rojo Shaw
Vidal Blind
Herrera Rooney Di Maria
RvP or Chicharito
Vidal has peaked but still has plenty of engine on both sides of the ball to be an incredible asset for us -- provided he's not played out of position like other United players -- and would IMHO complement Blind well. Marquinhos isn't the only defender I'd want to consider, but I'm not at all afraid of young defenders.
The critical piece of this puzzle is getting Rooney out of midfield and back into a more forward role. His finishing isn't as lethal as it once was, but he's still a terrifying presence inside the box and is completely wasted as a midfielder. Play Di Maria in wide positions, either left or right. Herrera is no wide midfielder but as Roo pushes up Ander slides into a more central positions, which is where he belongs. And if we don't like Ander, we go with Mata, who is a bit more useful in slightly wide positions.
And for the love of God let's abandon the discredited and easily defended 352.
This is doable, amigos.