Whoever that guy was deserves a raise. All my going on and joking aside, how does one refute those. Guess smarter men than us mere internet folk. UEFA really are inept though.
City had David Pannick QC arguing for them at CAS. He's widely regarded as the best there is (as the UK government found out to their cost last September, when Pannick successfully argued at the Supreme Court that Borris Johnson had given unlawful advice to the Queen regarding the prorogation of Parliament).