Made-up XIs

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Christmas XI

Roque Santa Claus
Evander Snowman
Elves Hammond
Carol Poborsky
Kiki 'Chris' Musampa
Once in Royal David Speedie
Hark the Herald Juan Pablo Angels sing
 
Big Andy said:
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Grant all scousers here are Leadbitter
Jimmy Bullox
Gaël Clichés
Georgios' match Sammarys
Titus Rambles
Posts are often Tugay
 
Rio "Trance" Ferdinand
Michael Bollocks
Gossip Skoko
Phil Blabb

Fernando Torres?
 
Chat shittu
ONOESworthy
Euell Evra win anything Smith Kidds
Bias Vassell
Scousers are Jankers
 
Weaponary XI

Gunnarson
Wilfred Bomba
Nuke Young
Van Der Sword
Joey Crowbarton
West Hammer
Daniel Dagger
 
Plechazunga said:
We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




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Twin Flowers :lol:
 
Nicky Hunt Object
Lee Sharpe Object
Mehdi Knifti
Lee Crossbowyer
Bill Shankly
George Spear
Desert Eagles
Paul Rifle
 
Tranquillo Beretta
Manuel Ammonia
Roque Santa Cruiser
Dietmarine Hammann
Kolotusya Toure
Chris Eagle
Hossam Migo
Hammeur Bazzokaza
Robin Van Pershing
 
Bryan Gunn
Enzo C4
Ruud Bullet
Ruud Van Pistolrooy
Walter P.Pique
D. Agger
Tank Lampard
Crossbowyer
Blunderbuust
Cluster M'Bomba
Julio Cruz Missile
Light Saber Veron
 
Pet food XI

Footballers from any era. I'll start with

Pedigree Chumbonda
Brian Labonio
Ferenc Whiskas
Andriy Shebachenko

Manager - 'Big Trill' Scolari

Come on guys, we need a team that'll Winalot of matches
 
The Man Utd Champion brand
Orijen Robben
Patinnova Evo
Saha bits n pieces
Drogbreath Delight
Robin can purr-sie
 
iguanamanc said:
Footballers from any era. I'll start with

Pedigree Chumbonda
Brian Labonio
Ferenc Whiskas
Andriy Shebachenko

Manager - 'Big Trill' Scolari

Come on guys, we need a team that'll Winalot of matches
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I'm gonna extend this to Pet Related items...just cos I can...

Jan Collar
Jari Litterman
Felix Magath
Terry Butchers
Lars Bonehinen
Didier Dogbed
 
Good call Andy:

Muzzle Izzet
Leadley King
Terry Hutcher
Liam Milletspray
Harry Kennell
Geoff Horsefield
Lee Chappieman
Kevin Cowbell
Stan FishBowles
Lee Catterflap

and our very own - Fang Dogchew
 
Biscuits XI

Plain, chocolate or sandwich. Sweet or savoury. With bits or without. Single, packet or selection. All nationalities welcome.

Emmanuel Petit Fours
Gary Baildey
Martin O'tmeall
Shola Amaretti
Paul Kitkatson
Louis Figroll
Andy Richtea
Jay Jay Ochoccy
Steve Penguinan

Manager: Wafer Benitez
 
Cesc Fibre wheat
Nigel Oreo-coker
Steven Peanut
Jam, Vanilla of Hazelnut
Wes Brownie
Francis Jaffar cakes
 
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