Made-up XIs

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Space XI

Kingsley Black Olé
Dark Mata
Marc Overmars
Mark Kennedy Space Centre
Gary Speed of Lightbourne
Milky Weah
Parsec Fabregas Giant
Juan Smalls Step Gorman, Veron Giant leap for mankind
Stewart Houston, we have a problem
My Arca went, and I Shittu my pantsil on take-off
John Warp
M.I.Roslav Klose encounter
I.S.Essien
Cosmic McCarthy
Apogee Sung Park

All play for LA Galaxy, Managed by Jupiter Reid.
 
Big Andy said:
Space XI

Kingsley Black Olé
Dark Mata
Marc Overmars
Mark Kennedy Space Centre
Gary Speed of Lightbourne
Milky Weah
Parsec Fabregas Giant
Juan Smalls Step Gorman, Veron Giant leap for mankind
Stewart Houston, we have a problem
My Arca went, and I Shittu my pantsil on take-off
John Warp
M.I.Roslav Klose encounter
I.S.Essien
Cosmic McCarthy
Apogee Sung Park

All play for LA Galaxy, Managed by Jupiter Reid.
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Quite brilliant, take a bow son.
 
Politicians XI

Edwin van der Sarkozy

Wes Brown
Giorgio Churchiellini

Ballack Obama
Margaret Fletcher

Merkel Owen
Carlos Chavez
Tony Blairgkamp

it's a 2-2-3, the way forward
 
Sylvain Lewinsky
Ronaldo Reagan
Pavel Nedvedev
Aaron Lenin
GeneralFranco Zola
John Major Slip Terry
 
I just saw that Livorno have a Brazilian guy named Mozart, so a Musicians XI must be made. Preferably a Classical Composers XI, cos random musicians will be too easy (Lennon, Prince, uh, and so on). I'm too lazy to make it myself right now.
 
Big Andy said:
Space XI

Kingsley Black Olé
Dark Mata
Marc Overmars
Mark Kennedy Space Centre
Gary Speed of Lightbourne
Milky Weah
Parsec Fabregas Giant
Juan Smalls Step Gorman, Veron Giant leap for mankind
Stewart Houston, we have a problem
My Arca went, and I Shittu my pantsil on take-off
John Warp
M.I.Roslav Klose encounter
I.S.Essien
Cosmic McCarthy
Apogee Sung Park

All play for LA Galaxy, Managed by Jupiter Reid.
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:lol: Fantastic
 
Laphroaig said:
I just saw that Livorno have a Brazilian guy named Mozart, so a Musicians XI must be made. Preferably a Classical Composers XI, cos random musicians will be too easy (Lennon, Prince, uh, and so on). I'm too lazy to make it myself right now.
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The following have all scored in the World Cup:

Wagner (Austria)
Weber (West Germany)
Souza (USA and Peru)
Tchaikovsky (Yugoslavia - actually spelt Cajkowski but pronounced the same)
Nielsen (Denmark - the spelling might be slightly different)
Dvorak (Czechoslovakia)

For artists there have been the following:

Velasquez (I can't remember which country)
Hurst (England)
Hunt (England)
 
green demon said:
The following have all scored in the World Cup:

Wagner (Austria)
Weber (West Germany)
Souza (USA and Peru)
Tchaikovsky (Yugoslavia - actually spelt Cajkowski but pronounced the same)
Nielsen (Denmark - the spelling might be slightly different)
Dvorak (Czechoslovakia)

For artists there have been the following:

Velasquez (I can't remember which country)
Hurst (England)
Hunt (England)
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Artists XI

Leonardo Da Incey
Renoir Picassou-Ekotto
Micahelangelo Perruzzi
Totticelli
Gustav Klimt Dempsey
Andy Warhole Gunnar Solskjaer
Paul Cezannedro Ranieri
Gary Monetsmith
 
Newspapers XI

----------------------------------Kevin EXPRESSman-------------------------
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MaiCONIMIST ----------------- GUARDion Dublin ---------- matty DAILY MAILor


------------------------------------Darren FerguSUN-------------------------------------


Times Cahill --------------------- Efan ECHOku --------- Jermaine INDERpennant


-----massimo MARCArone --- MIRRORslav Klose ------- Gilles de BILDE---------
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The Obsevra
The Liverpool Eto'o
The Racing Postma
New Yorke Times Howard
Christian Dailly Star
The Wallwork Street Journally McCoist
Cover Story Andre Flo
Mark News
Ruud Van Columnistelrooy
John Exclusivebaek
Pressien
Publishmael Miller
 
The Computer/Internet XI

Neil Webbsite
Red Cafu
IP Addressien
Alf Bing Haaland
MS-Dossena
Bobby Amazonmora
Ruel Firefox
Gary Paypallister
GIFton Noel Williams
JPEGgy Arphexad


Play for Ebuyer Leverkusen

Managed by Gerard Yahoolier
 
Flying Fox said:
An Insults/Swears XI then? (surely it's been done already)


Alberto Jodera (In spanish, Joder means "to feck")


Barmy Ferguson

er...feck. :confused:
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Danny Shittu
Prick Holden
Wanker Kanu
Dickheadu
Uwe Ngotty a Smalling Penessien
 
The Porno XI

Delroy Facial
Anal Shearer
Rubbin Van Pussy
Tom Ince the Pink, Paul Ince The Stink
Harder Gudjohnsen
Fuchs my Ass-elbaink
Dong
Ron Jeremy Goss
Cumshota Arveladze
Darren Fuckerby
Titwankwo Kanu
Jocelyn Gangbangloma
Fanny Lee
12 Ince Pienaars
 
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