Made-up XIs

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Corruption XI

Fraud Wallace
ArresTed McMinn
Rudi VAT-not-paid-a
Marcus Gaol
Backhanders Limpars
Bent Konterman
 
Brian McBribe
Frank Robbery
Luke Steal
Paul Stoles
Yossi Bent-I.O.U.
Quinton hides his Fortune
 
Wheres Brown-envelope
Harry Redknapp
David Conwholly
Sam Allardyce
Goran Bungedabit
 
....................Bruce (cock) Gobellaar.................
Rod Fanni...Willie Miller...Mark Tinkler....Julian Dicks
.......Cesc Fabregash....John Bumstead....Michael Bollock
...........Stefan Kuntz...Kerry Dixon....Peter Crotch
 
ih8cheatskiscum said:
....................Bruce (cock) Gobellaar.................
Rod Fanni...Willie Miller...Mark Tinkler....Julian Dicks
.......Cesc Fabregash....John Bumstead....Michael Bollock
...........Stefan Kuntz...Kerry Dixon....Peter Crotch
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:lol: As a United fan, I'd have Jimmy Rimmer in goal.
 
Do you cnuts not read the thread? It's only 1700 posts long. That was done about two years ago. :nono:


Franck Bribery
Durius Dudcheque
Petr Cechfraud
Ludovic Guilty-as-Sinama-Pongolle
 
Premiership XI with only one from a team


James (Portsmouth)

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)
​
 
a_devil_inside said:
Premiership XI with only one from a team


James (Portsmouth)

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)
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That's just a list of footballers, isn't it, really, in the cold light of day. There's nothing made up about any of them. You've just written down some footballers names and posted them.

Can't you go and cock up some other thread elsewhere?

And where the feck is everyone anyway? :confused:


Pierre Van Hoodwink



*ploughs lonely furrow*
 
a_devil_inside said:
Premiership XI with only one from a team​



James (Portsmouth)​

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)​

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)​

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)​

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)​
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if it wasn't for romaldo that team would finish 4th at best
 
a_devil_inside said:
Premiership XI with only one from a team


James (Portsmouth)

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)
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:lol::lol:
 
...which brings me to the smoochy Romance songs XI

Saviola Ndlovu, by Reina and Renato
Everything Adu, Adu it for you, by Bryan and Tony Adams
Joe Hart will go on, by Celine Dion Dublin
I got you Babel, by Sonny and Sheringham
I need Aguero, by Bonnie Tyler
Eto'onal Flame, by The Bangurals
 
Anna_Livia said:
That's just a list of footballers, isn't it, really, in the cold light of day. There's nothing made up about any of them. You've just written down some footballers names and posted them.

Can't you go and cock up some other thread elsewhere?

And where the feck is everyone anyway? :confused:


Pierre Van Hoodwink



*ploughs lonely furrow*
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to be honest I couldn't give a flying feck if they aren't made up or not
 
And you even took the care to bold the names in the most irrelevant post ever.
 
Get into the smoochy songs XI then.

Juan Pablo Angels, by Robbie Williams
Bed of Remi Moses, by Stern Jon Bon Jovi
Feel like Chris Makin Ndlovu, by Robert-o Fleck
I say a Liddle prayer, by Donna Summer
Once, twice, three times Maloney, by Lionel and Andy Richie
One more Zat Knight, by Phil Collins
Whenevra, Wherevra, by Shakira
 
sincher said:
Get into the smoochy songs XI then.

Juan Pablo Angels, by Robbie Williams
Bed of Remi Moses, by Stern Jon Bon Jovi
Feel like Chris Makin Ndlovu, by Robert-o Fleck
I say a Liddle prayer, by Donna Summer
Once, twice, three times Maloney, by Lionel and Andy Richie
One more Zat Knight, by Phil Collins
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That's Traore, by Dean Martins
I Joost Called Tugay Ndlovu You, by Stevie G Wonder
Septemre Reina, by Gunns n' Moses
 
Have not been following this thread, and do not have sufficient will to live to re-read all of it. Apologies if its been done before.

Footballers playing in Comedies/Tragedies of Shakespeare

Two Gentile-men of Veron
The Tambling of the Cheyrou
Mucha Adu about Boateng
Lizarizu like it
The Marchant of Venison
Romario and GuillyEto’o

King Weah
Carroll-anus
And for pie eaters everywhere – Titus Bramblonicus
 
Anna_Livia said:
That's Traore, by Dean Martins
I Joost Called Tugay Ndlovu You, by Stevie G Wonder
Septemre Reina, by Gunns n' Moses
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:lol:
When the ball's in your net
And they haven't touched it yet
That's Traore
 
Unchained Bellamy - The Righteous Brothers
Ain't no Kilcline - Bill Withers
Somewhere only Figo - Roy Keane
Total Phillips of the Hart - Bonnie Tyler

best i can do
 
Steev123 said:
Unchained Bellamy - The Righteous Brothers
Ain't no Kilcline - Bill Withers
Somewhere only Figo - Roy Keane
Total Phillips of the Hart - Bonnie Tyler

best i can do
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:lol:

SomeWeah Only Figo, perhaps?

When it's hoofed in the air
And it's going nowhere,
That's Traore....
 
When Hamann loves a Koeman - Van Persie Sledge
I've got Euell under McMinn - Frank Shinawatra
Brady in Stead - Twiss de Bergh

Edit: just noticed a slight homoerotic subtext to this post
 
Evra Liddle Frings She Does is Maciej Zurawski - The Pollice
Three Times Aliadiere (sorry Sincher, just noticed you sorta did this...:()
Moore than a Phelan - Boston
 
a_devil_inside said:
Premiership XI with only one from a team


James (Portsmouth)

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)
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:lol:
 
Ten Shorey Wagner-Love Song-Billong - StOno Moses
Stern-John That Savage - Bob Seger
Klose To The Hart - Ian Rush

Fellowship Of The Ring
Le Sauxron
Pippin Jean-Pierre Papingrin
Sam Gamst-Ji Sung Park
Rivendella-Bonna
David Gilldor Alf-Ingelorion Ferdinand
Middlesboroughmir
BarLehmann Nicky Butterbur
Tom Muambadil
Huthien Tainouviel
Jamie O'Haragorn, son of Ben Arathornley
 
a_devil_inside said:
Premiership XI with only one from a team


James (Portsmouth)

Richards (Man City)-- Woodgate (Boro) -- King (Spurs) -- Gallas(Arsenal)

Ronaldo (Man Utd) -- Gerrard (Liverpool) -- Reo-Coker(Villa) -- Robben (Chelsea)

Owen (Newcastle)-- Anelka (Bolton)

Subs
Howard (Everton) -- Bentley (Blackburn) -- Richardson (Sunderland) -- Ashton (West Ham) -- Shorey (Reading)
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You muppet!!
 
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