Joaquin Races
Made-up XIs
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Big Brother Jackie Charlton
I'm a Celevraty, get me out of Hierro
Changing Roons
Survivor Gudjonsen
The Appiahrentice
They play for Reality Madrid
Referee: Umpire Mervin Jamie's Kitchen
I'm a Celevraty, get me out of Hierro
Changing Roons
Survivor Gudjonsen
The Appiahrentice
They play for Reality Madrid
Referee: Umpire Mervin Jamie's Kitchen
Diseases XI*
*Not counting STDs, as they've already been done
Mahamadou Diarrhoea
Leukaemia Young
Jermaine Measles Defoe
Tore Andre Flu
Michael Ballack Death
Gulf Warhurst Syndrome
Postiga Kallstromatic Stressien Disorder
Ref: Repetitive Strain Injuriah Rennie
*Not counting STDs, as they've already been done
Mahamadou Diarrhoea
Leukaemia Young
Jermaine Measles Defoe
Tore Andre Flu
Michael Ballack Death
Gulf Warhurst Syndrome
Postiga Kallstromatic Stressien Disorder
Ref: Repetitive Strain Injuriah Rennie
Tennis elboue
elephantitus Bramble
elephantitus Bramble
Coribery heart disease
Fabregastritis
Joe Cole-ra
DiaBeatties
Ebouela
Hepatitus Bramble
Michael Rickets
Fabregastritis
Joe Cole-ra
DiaBeatties
Ebouela
Hepatitus Bramble
Michael Rickets
Benni McArtheritis
Scott Parkinsons
Michael Ricketts
Edwin van der SARS
Stewart Downing
Abou Diabetes
Kolo Tourrettes
Shola Amoebasis
Ref: Graham Polio
Scott Parkinsons
Michael Ricketts
Edwin van der SARS
Stewart Downing
Abou Diabetes
Kolo Tourrettes
Shola Amoebasis
Ref: Graham Polio
Joggers Nipple of Hesselink
Psmith said:
there's something very apt about thatsully07 said:
Things Adults Say To Kids and Kids say to Adults XI
Overmars Dead Body
Butt it's not Paul Fairlclough
Now just Maurice Setters an example
Are we O'Leary there yeto'o?
It's not Big Sam and it's not Kleber, son
Ewall get Ure Weah when Uwe Learnered about Respector
"If the Windass changes, your delroy facey will McStay like thatcher."
"Eat your Routledgetebles."
"You'll Nevra Gattuso Job if Uwe don't get Ure act togevra."
"Bakke in my day, Brian Kidds were McQueen Butt not Herd"
"Where's dad?" "He's Run off with a Kingsley Black Man Utd Petit"
"Eat your Routledgetebles."
"You'll Nevra Gattuso Job if Uwe don't get Ure act togevra."
"Bakke in my day, Brian Kidds were McQueen Butt not Herd"
"Where's dad?" "He's Run off with a Kingsley Black Man Utd Petit"
Big Andy said:
Plechazunga said:
that should be "Where's Mum"...
I got all confused...
It was a fascinating glimpse into your childhood, nonetheless
"Mummy, Howard Babyaros made?"
"Ask Ure Papa Diop"
"Mummy, Howard Babyaros made?"
"Ask Ure Papa Diop"
"Why CantonI have those Claudio trainers?"
"Cos they costacurta 150 Nemanja quidic"
"Go and stand Collymore in the corneric Cantona"
"Mummy, why is there Willo blood coming out my fanny Lee?"
"Cos they costacurta 150 Nemanja quidic"
"Go and stand Collymore in the corneric Cantona"
"Mummy, why is there Willo blood coming out my fanny Lee?"
Wolverine said:
Plechazunga said:
"Villa Dwight Wright this time?"
"Eyal try not to Lita Niyang Rooney mistakes Boothroyd me"
"Eyal try not to Lita Niyang Rooney mistakes Boothroyd me"
"Son, I'm going to telfer uwe about De Boers and Beesleys"
"Maman, why is Nani biting papa (Diop's) Dickov in Ure bedroon?"
" Fergus,Son! If You(ri) Djorkaeff in Ure (Craig) Shorts once (Bobby) Moore, Im gonna (stuart) Ripley Ure Dickov!!!
"Stop playinge Haaland with Ure Willo food!"
Right, someone else think of a new category, my last few have been shite
Right, someone else think of a new category, my last few have been shite
Has there been a Movie XI?
Lord of the Frings
Much Adu about Nothing
The Wright Club etc
I'm sure there'll be much better ones.
Lord of the Frings
Much Adu about Nothing
The Wright Club etc
I'm sure there'll be much better ones.
Yes
But keep thinking....this thread's like "Speed"...when it stops, the Caf explodes
But keep thinking....this thread's like "Speed"...when it stops, the Caf explodes
The Middle East XI
Veil Clichy
Islamic McCarthy
Jil Babb
Eric Caftana
Mustafa Jihadji
Allah Shearer
Ramadaniel Agger
Paki Bomber
Pakistan Collymore
Kevin Koran-yi
Patrick Suicide M'bomber
Naani
Veil Clichy
Islamic McCarthy
Jil Babb
Eric Caftana
Mustafa Jihadji
Allah Shearer
Ramadaniel Agger
Paki Bomber
Pakistan Collymore
Kevin Koran-yi
Patrick Suicide M'bomber
Naani
The very first fecking post in the thread, Andy:
Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence
Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban
Both you and I have also already done Patrick "Suicide" M'bomber
Still, while we're at it...
Didier Hamas
Emile Hezbolla Gunnar Soslkaer
Ronnie Security Wallwork
Wright of Returnshaw
Ivan Camp David Beckham
Yassir Arafa Benitez
Gordon West Banks
Ariel oi Jermaine let's roast that Sharon bird
It's conceivable that we've done every single topic in existence
Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence
Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban
Both you and I have also already done Patrick "Suicide" M'bomber
Still, while we're at it...
Didier Hamas
Emile Hezbolla Gunnar Soslkaer
Ronnie Security Wallwork
Wright of Returnshaw
Ivan Camp David Beckham
Yassir Arafa Benitez
Gordon West Banks
Ariel oi Jermaine let's roast that Sharon bird
It's conceivable that we've done every single topic in existence
Teemu Palestainio
IsGael Clichy
Yasir AraFat Frank
Andy Eid
El-Hajj-i Diouf
IsGael Clichy
Yasir AraFat Frank
Andy Eid
El-Hajj-i Diouf
Made meBig Andy said:
that did.El Hasidic Djou
Secular Julian Joachim
Christian Daily Minoriteemu Tainio
Dome of the Roque Santa Cruz
Secular Julian Joachim
Christian Daily Minoriteemu Tainio
Dome of the Roque Santa Cruz
Darren Yom Kippurse
Tore Andre PLO
Taribo West Gordon Banks
Didier Six Mervin Day Paul Warhurst
Paul Jewellsalem
Alanaq Ball
Have you ever seen Gazza Strip?
Newcastle United Arab Emretes
Ibrahim Bahrain
Gary Palestine
Tore Andre PLO
Taribo West Gordon Banks
Didier Six Mervin Day Paul Warhurst
Paul Jewellsalem
Alanaq Ball
Have you ever seen Gazza Strip?
Newcastle United Arab Emretes
Ibrahim Bahrain
Gary Palestine
New Age XI
I can't think of any for some reason
I can't think of any for some reason
Crystal Karembeu
Sun-worship Ji Hai
Steve Stonehenge
Ian acupunctUre
Reiki Parlour
Telepatheo Walcott
Michael Essiential Oil Berkovic
Phil and Gary Levellers
They play for Wickan Wanderers
Sun-worship Ji Hai
Steve Stonehenge
Ian acupunctUre
Reiki Parlour
Telepatheo Walcott
Michael Essiential Oil Berkovic
Phil and Gary Levellers
They play for Wickan Wanderers
Plechazunga said:
Erm, sorry?
Plechazunga said:
Aaron Winter/Nicky Summerbee Solstice Campbell
Sami Hippyia
Soya Keane
Organic Barmby
Tresor Lomano Spiritualua-lua
Joe Pagan
Herbal Remedhi Nafti
Juan Pablo Angels exist
Para(donna)normal
Reincarranation
Esoter(ry)ic
Alchemy Moses
All play for Shaman-chester United and Los Crop cirCulés
Para(donna)normal
Reincarranation
Esoter(ry)ic
Alchemy Moses
All play for Shaman-chester United and Los Crop cirCulés
Steve Kabbalah
Dietmar Shamann
Joseph Yoga
Richard Wellness
David Healing
Steve Siddhar
Ramon Vegan
Diomansy Karmara
Fabio Auralio
Craig Ramage of Aquarius
Jermaine Panantheist
They play for AS Romatherapy
Dietmar Shamann
Joseph Yoga
Richard Wellness
David Healing
Steve Siddhar
Ramon Vegan
Diomansy Karmara
Fabio Auralio
Craig Ramage of Aquarius
Jermaine Panantheist
They play for AS Romatherapy
Excellent work tards.Billy "The Welsh Wizard" Meridian Wright
Danny Shiatsu
Alf I Chinge Haaland
Buddhawijn Zen-den
Alternativ Anderson
Big Andy said:
I mean, the first ever post in the made-up elevens thread was a middle-east (well, terrorism one). Cnutlord.
Harald Feng Shuimacher
Ure Warren Moon is in Jupiter Crouch
Fuad Vitamin
Edgar Druids
Clutching at straws here...this thread will finally die if no-one thinks of a good category
Ure Warren Moon is in Jupiter Crouch
Fuad Vitamin
Edgar Druids
Clutching at straws here...this thread will finally die if no-one thinks of a good category
Has this been done before?
Animated XI
Mathieu Fla-"Minnie Mouse"
Tweety
Richard Duffy Duck
Titus Bambi
Dan Petre-"Scooby Doo"
Franck Queu-"Droopy"
"Popeye" Boupa Diop
Alan "Wiley Coyote"
El Hadji "Goofy"
Animated XI
Mathieu Fla-"Minnie Mouse"
Tweety
Richard Duffy Duck
Titus Bambi
Dan Petre-"Scooby Doo"
Franck Queu-"Droopy"
"Popeye" Boupa Diop
Alan "Wiley Coyote"
El Hadji "Goofy"
Elmer Fuddlestone
Toy Peter Storey
Ralph Milnding Nemo
Rafa Buggs Bunny-tez
Speedy Mark Gonzales
Snow Dwight Yorke
PopEyal Berkovich
Toy Peter Storey
Ralph Milnding Nemo
Rafa Buggs Bunny-tez
Speedy Mark Gonzales
Snow Dwight Yorke
PopEyal Berkovich
Wolverine said:
Quality.
Goma Simpson
Jose and the Pussytwats
Roeder Runner
Danny Smurfy
Jose and the Pussytwats
Roeder Runner
Danny Smurfy
Farmer's XI
Arable Xavier
Batterry Henables
Christian Dairy
Rapeseed Oily Gunnar Solkshirehorse
Crop Rotation Maloney
Bovine Spongiform Encaphilitus Bramble
John Early Riise
Baa Baa Balde
Eee-i-eee-i-Owen Hargreaves
Gerrorf moi Landon Donovan
Looaarrr-Loooaarrr
Dunga
they play at Plough Lane
Arable Xavier
Batterry Henables
Christian Dairy
Rapeseed Oily Gunnar Solkshirehorse
Crop Rotation Maloney
Bovine Spongiform Encaphilitus Bramble
John Early Riise
Baa Baa Balde
Eee-i-eee-i-Owen Hargreaves
Gerrorf moi Landon Donovan
Looaarrr-Loooaarrr
Dunga
they play at Plough Lane
Anna_Liviia said:
Hay-den Mullins
Teddy Cow-Shedingham
Louis Sow-ha
Paul Foals
Ryan Pigs
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