Made-up XIs

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Big Andy said:
Jocelyn Orangutangloma
Wayne Routlhedgehog
Steve Bullfrog
Bixente Lizara-zoo
Pelephant
Michel Duck-billed Platinipus
Jose Mou-rhino


Havent we had a birds 11 in the past?, i seem to recall doing the Michel Platipus one, or maybe i dreamt it.
 
He never reads anyone else's either, the self-obsessed, minor-internet-celebrity, cockface. Hence the repetitions...

Those are superb though, especially Jocelyn Orangutangloma, and Pelephant

Shean Goater
Pidgeon Aldridge
Jason Rabbits
 
Roberto Koala
Christophe Dugongry
Manta Ray Parlour
Octopuskas
Adrian Emutu
Jeremy Goose
Gazzelle
Wolverinho
Phil Jaguarelka
Andy Chimpey
Moosetapha Hadji
Claudio Hyena (that's terrible)
Ian vultUre
Spider Gudjonsen
Claudio Antelopez
Stephen Okapiah
Iguana Zebrastian Heron
 
Theo Walruscott
Steven Badgerrard
Patrice Zebra
Froger Millapede
Mattieu Flamingo
Bird of Allardyce
Robert Tapires
Didier Dromedary Redknapp
Big Jackal Charlton
Gianluigi Buffalon
David Platypuskas
Ben Thatcher
Deco (Cheetah)
 
Kids TV XI

PlayaWeah
Baggiopuss
Balamorientes
The Kidds of Degryse Street
The Littlest Bobo
Steve McBananaman
Peletubbies
Degryse Junior Sun-Ji Hai
Bobo the Builder
Worzel Burridge
Roland Rattin
 
Trevor Flowella Benjamin
Jens He-man
Alan She-ra
Skeletore Andre Flo
Mr Bennjani Mwaruwari
Johnny MetBod
Cities of Goldbaek
DogtanIan Rush and the Kevin Muscathounds
Blue Peter Shilton
Stern John Craven
Gentle Ben Thatcher
Martin Grainger Hill
Faustino Godzilla
Crackerjack Lester
Marc Vivien Hong Kong Foe
Penepele Pitstop
Michael Scooby Dooberry
Superted Sheringham
Geoff Thomas the Tank Engine
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Steve McBananaman

:lol:

Sincher said:
Gentle Ben Thatcher

:lol:

Willo Flood the Wisp
Fraggle Roque Santa Cruz
Dogba Detective
Why Don't Ugo Ehiogu?
Cheggers Plays Papa Bouba Diop
Rainbowyer
G-Neville-force
Grange Hibbert
Battyfink
Gary Naysmithbours
Thome and A Weah
Dangermouson Thome
Scoobi Mikel Doogary

They play for the Rentaghostboys
 
Plechazunga said:
Fraggle Roque Santa Cruz
Cheggers Plays Papa Boupa Diop


They play for the Rentaghostboys

:lol:


Redknapps and Poomsticks
Henry's Cattermole
Pressley Gang
Thierryhawks



They play for Chorlton and the Wheelies Athletic
 
Sci-Fi XI: Aka 'Uhura Red Diamonds'

Andy Tribble
Chew Bakke
Henning Borg
Pascal Cylon
Kevin Spockman
Phil Starbuck
Raddy Adric
Darth Crookes
Paul Gascogne Adreides
Obi Jon Kenobi
Kevin Tegan

Manager: Jar Jar Hiddinks
Kit sponsor Admiral Ackbar

I'll get my coat.
 
Hmm...bit gimpy, but okay

Admiral Akbarton
Bobo Fet
Lando Donovan Caljonarnerissian Rush
Arteca D2
Adrian Mutant
Terminatore Andre Flo
Gary Warp Speed
Sami Hyyperspace
Millenium Falco
Starshipperly Enterpires
David Dune

The play for the Blades Runners
 
:lol:

Have we had a Nazi XI?

Thomas Hitlersbunker
Frank Reichaard
Frank Gestapleton
Michael SSien
Aryan Robben
Swastiker Casillas
Book-Bernt Schneider
Paulo Wanschluss
Invasion Davis of Polandon Donovan

Manager: Sven Goering Eriksson
 
Hows this for a top notch eleven... all English and all born leaders!

.........................................Paul Robinson......................................

...Ben Thatcher.......Wellesley Brown........Tommy Baldwin........Ray Wilson

Ian Callaghan......Adrian Heath......Paul Gascoigne-Cecil...Neville Chamberlain

.......................Charlie Lloyd George.......Malcom MacDonald

.......Thats not a bad side either.
 
Plechazunga said:
:lol:

Have we had a Nazi XI?

Thomas Hitlersbunker
Frank Reichaard
Frank Gestapleton
Michael SSien
Aryan Robben
Swastiker Casillas
Book-Bernt Schneider
Paulo Wanschluss
Invasion Davis of Polandon Donovan

Manager: Sven Goering Eriksson

I did this during your abscence you cretin...
 
Youngie said:
Hows this for a top notch eleven... all English and all born leaders!

.........................................Paul Robinson......................................

...Ben Thatcher.......Wellesley Brown........Tommy Baldwin........Ray Wilson

Ian Callaghan......Adrian Heath......Paul Gascoigne-Cecil...Neville Chamberlain

.......................Charlie Lloyd George.......Malcom MacDonald

.......Thats not a bad side either.

I dont get it...
 
sincher said:
Trevor Flowella Benjamin
Jens He-man
Alan She-ra
Skeletore Andre Flo
Mr Bennjani Mwaruwari
Johnny MetBod
Cities of Goldbaek
DogtanIan Rush and the Kevin Muscathounds
Blue Peter Shilton
Stern John Craven
Gentle Ben Thatcher
Martin Grainger Hill
Faustino Godzilla
Crackerjack Lester
Marc Vivien Hong Kong Foe
Penepele Pitstop
Michael Scooby Dooberry
Superted Sheringham
Geoff Thomas the Tank Engine

Ince High Private Eyal Berkovic
Ince Spector Hadji
Zat Knightmare
Buffon Moon
Pob Lee
Postma Pat
Saved Byland Bellamy
Jan Venegoor of FamilyNesselink
 
Plechazunga said:
Hmm...bit gimpy, but okay

Admiral Akbarton
Bobo Fet
Lando Donovan Caljonarnerissian Rush
Arteca D2
Adrian Mutant
Terminatore Andre Flo
Gary Warp Speed
Sami Hyyperspace
Millenium Falco
Starshipperly Enterpires
David Dune

The play for the Blades Runners

Eto'o D2
Paul Warphurst
Star Preki
Dion Flux
 
Big Andy said:
oh aye...

I'm not clued up on all that guff...
Shame on you young man!
They all lived at Stewart Downing St......all wanted to be No 10 of course and I hear Sol Cambell is currently living next door....Well its someone with a Big Red Box anyway!
 
Totti TV
The FitzRoy Simpsons
Byker Perry Groves
Teenage Mutu Ninja Turtles
Pugwallwork
Zat Knightrider
Trappatoni Door
Jamie and the Magic Torghelle
Geremi Bears
Bilic and Bennayoun
 
Im sure we've done these before..


Why Dont Youri Djorkaeff
Grange Hillian Petrov
Michael Swapshopra
Roberto BagPussio
He-Maniche and the masters of the universe
CrackerJack Charlton
Captain Pugwashley Cole
Tom and Jerry Taggert
 
The Martin Whackeown Races
The Ruud Gullittle House on the prairie
Rhubarb and Marco cusTardelli
Choccy
The Littlest Yobo
 
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