Made-up XIs

[manuman]

John CaScrew
Ole Nail Gunnar Solskjaer
Steve ArchitectBald

 

[Plechazunga]

Spastics XI

Andy Simpleton
Downing Syndrome
Bernt Schneiderrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ledley Steven Hawking

 

[Melbourne Red]

Spastics XI

Andy Simpleton
Downing Syndrome
Bernt Schneiderrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ledley Steven Hawking

 

[True Treble Reds]

Marco Retardelli
Mental ben Haim
Paul Institutionalised (or Insane, whichever.)
Kenny Straight Jackett
Jimmy Nut Case
Seppilepsy Blatter
Crazico
A Didi Hamman Enrico Chiesa sarni Craig Short of a Picnick Barmy

 

[Big Andy]

Eirik Spakke
Rigobert Ihni binni dimi diniwiny anitaime
Spasmo Johnston
J-Mongoloid Samuel
Thalidomido

 

[manuman]

Eirik Spakke

Thats one of your best yet Andy.

 

[manuman]

Ronnie Wheelchairan
Disability Beni-mcarthy-fit
Joey Deacon Barton

 

[Big Andy]

Nigel Spackman

 

[Big Andy]

https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?p=1283762&postcount=272

tut tut Plech...

Spaz XI has been done...

 

[Big Andy]

Things you find in an office XI

Antoine CVerski
A4 Lever G'uivarch Files
Torsten Frings Binder
Suspension File Berkovic
Laminator Andre Flow-chart
Ruel Box
Frank Stapleton Remover
Paper Reina
Desk Walker
Jerzy Dudesk

 

[manuman]

Totti
Frank Staplerton
Danny Autocadamarteri
Diego fUser
Neil Written Warnings
Tippexteberria
Tea lADY Boothroyd

 

[Anna_Livia]

Foolscap Neville
Modem Sylla
Parceltape Desailly
re-Phil the stationery cupBardsley
Henrik Arse-on-photocopier

 

[Anna_Livia]

Eric Cantoner

 

[Anna_Livia]

Email Heskey
Lee Sharpner

They all play for Printer Milan

 

[Anna_Livia]

Kuntz
Joselyn Anglepoise Lampard

 

[Plechazunga]

https://www.redcafe.net/showpost.php?...&postcount=272

tut tut Plech...

Spaz XI has been done...

Feck, i thought so, but couldn't find it, despite searching under 'Spastic'

StatiHenry
Flirtcrofting
Adrian Health and Safeteemu Jonathan Inspector
People postinge Haaland on the Cafu
Not me(do) anymore, thank Eric Cantona

 

[Plechazunga]

Flipchart Neville
Swivel Hadji Diouf Chairs
Fibre Optic Cabel Xaviers

 

[VanNistelrater]

Im rubbish at these...

But otherwise decent enough with words. I dont understand, I want to be good at this, but I cant.

It's not fair.

 

[VanNistelrater]

Things you find in an office XI

Antoine CVerski
A4 Lever G'uivarch Files
Torsten Frings Binder
Suspension File Berkovic
Laminator Andre Flow-chart
Ruel Box
Frank Stapleton Remover
Paper Reina
Desk Walker
Jerzy Dudesk

Rauler

Yeeeesssss!

 

[Plechazunga]

Marcello Paperclippi

 

[manifique]

Pencil Regis
Mouse Mat Jansen
Bebetoner

 

[Plechazunga]

Jan Kromputerkamp
Johnny BlackBerry
Bloke from ITmu Tainio somewhat Gerard Piqued cos he's has to deal Berkovic with imbecilvan Wiltords

 

[Big Andy]

Have we done an animals XI? We should...

Lion Giggs
Giraffe Benitez
Phil Baboon
John Otter
David Kookaburrows
Nicky Beaver
Stuart Macaw
Ants on Ferdinand
Wayne Kangarooney

 

[Plechazunga]

Amazing if we haven't

Packie Gibonner
Steve Perrymandrill
Wayne Shrewney
Didier Dogba
Tiger Casillas
Kieran Ostrichardson
Camel Sterland
Sealvan Wiltord

This is a lot easier than fecking offices

 

[Plechazunga]

Leopardo
Robbie Musk-ox
Scorpion Wright

 

[manuman]

Amazing if we haven't


Tiger Casillas

Thats pretty tenuous.

Tigerd Muller wouldve been better.

 

[Plechazunga]

Yeah? Well feck you

 

[manuman]

Dwight Yorkshire Terrier.
Mark KrayFish
Paul Scholes of Fish
OctoPuskas
AberDean angus Windass
Nicky HaliButt
Stan CollyMorehouse Hen
Darren HuckerBee
James Beettleie - as tenuous as Plech's.
Jon Ant EatTerry
Didi Piranhamman
Mateja Portuguese KezMan o War
StingRay Parlour - suprised noones used that one yet..

 

[manuman]

Yeah? Well feck you

 

[Plechazunga]

David Fruitbatty
Ocelothar Matthaus
Lemurtin

 

[manuman]

Obafemi Housemartins
Jose WoodPekerMan
Badgerry Armstrong
Dirk Parakuyt
Steve Bullfinch
Andy GreyHeron
Ledley KingFisher
Andy Reed Warbler

 

[Plechazunga]

Ruel Fox
Chris Eagles
Penguin Hodges
Simone Parrotta
Vole Gunnar Soskjaer
Bisont Lizardazu
Gilarhino
George Whale
Luis Boa Constrictor Morte
Nicky Buttalo
Ryan Pigs


They play for Panthernaikos

 

[manuman]

Ruel Fox
Chris Eagles
Penguin Hodges
Simone Parrotta
Vole Gunnar Soskjaer
Bisont Lizardazu
Gilarhino
George Whale
Luis Boa Constrictor Morte
Nicky Buttalo
Ryan Pigs


They play for Panthernaikos

Ryan Pigs....

My team is managed by the little man giving you the eyes, Heron Atkinson.

 

[manuman]

Have we had a Film 11 yet?

 

[Plechazunga]

My team is managed by the little man giving you the eyes, Heron Atkinson.

As in 'Herr Ron'? - nice.

We have had films, and I think we need to let this animals one run, it's brilliant

Aligator McCoist
Hippopotomas Graveson
Mark Falcon

 

[Big Andy]

Amazing if we haven't

Packie Gibonner
Steve Perrymandrill
Wayne Shrewney
Didier Dogba
Tiger Casillas
Kieran Ostrichardson
Camel Sterland
Sealvan Wiltord

This is a lot easier than fecking offices

Tiger Cat-seal-ass

 

[Big Andy]

Stan Collymoorhen

 

[Big Andy]

Squirrel Hadji Diouf
Neil Sheeperley
Caribou West
Fernando Torres, otherwise known as Elk-nino
Marmoset Johnson
Yakubu
Komido Dragonzalez Raul - from the Gallaspogas Irelands
Parakeet Curle
Slothar Matthaus
Armadillo Flood
Julio Orca

 

[Plechazunga]

Caribou West
Komido Dragonzalez Raul - from the Gallaspogas Irelands
Slothar Matthaus

brilliant

I was trying to think of a Komodo dragon one for ages

Les Sealion

 

[Big Andy]

Jocelyn Orangutangloma
Wayne Routlhedgehog
Steve Bullfrog
Bixente Lizara-zoo
Pelephant
Michel Duck-billed Platinipus
Jose Mou-rhino