Made-up XIs

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Plechazunga said:
Alright cnutos, just this once

AUSTRALIAN SLANG X1

Ian Walkerbout
Emile Eskie
Dirk Ute
David Dunny
Driza Woan
Eidur Gudonyerson
Flamini Galas
Packy Bonzer (that’s racist)
Rio Fairdinkumnand
Shocker Hislop
Bush Tuckermanuelle Petit
Strewthus Brevitt
G’Damian Duff
Billybongs
Wayne Routledgeridoo
Jamie Corroberee
Scott Rack Off Sue Parker
Steve another Coppell of shrimps on the barbie
Fernando I can see the pub from Hierro

Manager: You know that Rafa?…Free XXXX for a month?…I won!
They play at Down Underhill…or The Gabbiadini.
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:lol:

Excellent

Drongo Reenwood for manager
Rage Wilkins
Alan Stubby
Shota ThisArvoladze
Mongrel hadji diouf
Bludgeremi
Wayne Brassrazooney
Smokolo Toure
Pascale SCGan
 
Plechazunga said:
Alright cnutos, just this once

AUSTRALIAN SLANG X1

Ian Walkerbout
Emile Eskie
Dirk Ute
David Dunny
Driza Woan
Eidur Gudonyerson
Flamini Galas
Packy Bonzer (that’s racist)
Rio Fairdinkumnand
Shocker Hislop
Bush Tuckermanuelle Petit
Strewthus Brevitt
G’Damian Duff
Billybongs
Wayne Routledgeridoo
Jamie Corroberee
Scott Rack Off Sue Parker
Steve another Coppell of shrimps on the barbie
Fernando I can see the pub from Hierro

Manager: You know that Rafa?…Free XXXX for a month?…I won!
They play at Down Underhill…or The Gabbiadini.
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fecking superb mate.
 
Ah, so now I see why you've been away so long, you've been coming up with that.
 
He's got Delron Buckley's chance of winning, mate.
 
Sean Mick Dundee
Aussie Ardiles
Darren Chook-erby
Didier Drongo
Alan Sheep Shearer
Waltzing Matildan Petrescu
Sheila Ameobi
Nicky SummerBay
Dingo Forlan
crikey-th Curle
Bruce Grobelaar
Bunyip Jaap Stam
Cricket Symonds
Aussie Rules Fox
Tinnie Jones
 
Festive Teams
Thomas Gold Frankensence and Mhyre
Celestine Baubleyaro
The Angel Gabrielle Heinze
Ledley Stocking
Tinsol Campbell
Xabi Alonsnow
Harry Keyule
Roy Kweane's Speech
Steven Gerrard time of the year for lonely people
Roque Santa Clause
Bad jumper knitted by your nando Morientes
 
sutty said:
Steven Gerrard time of the year for lonely people
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:lol: that's ridiculous

Kissing under the mistlerooy
(Switzerland) Stuffed Turkey
Mullery wine
Christmas Roy Carols, and other seasonal Rigobert songs, such as "Happy Christmas, War is Overmars", by John Neill Lennon and Yobo Ono.
Repeats of Mary Popescu and Shittu Shittu Boumsong
Getting Wet Hammered all day, and perhaps the odd line of Reo-Coke, for old times' sake
A critical period for high-street John Arne Riitailers
Building a Ronald Snoeman
Last-minute shopping Ian Rush (pen, 89)
Ooh, the lights are Upson on Oxford Street
 
Plechazunga said:
Christmas Carols XI

Good King Wengerceslas
Once In Royal Edgar Davids' City
I saw Neil Shipperley Come Flailing In
Away End a Manager
Silentini Night
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Arca the Herald Angels Sing
Little Heskey
God Rest Ye merry gentlemendietta
 
Plechazunga said:
I was trying to think of a Holly and the Ivy one...not easy is it?

O Little Town of Bethlehem Miller
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No. Though I did manage to get Li Tie in there which I was happy with.

I'm out of Carols now.
 
Notes towards a

Twelve Days of Christmas XI

12. Gunners gurning
11. Matty Pipers piping
10. Schwarzers leaping
9. Ledleys dancing
8. ?
7. ?
6. ?
5. Five holding (role) Kings
4. Colin Bells
3. French Henrys
2. Totti dives
1. David Partridge in a Pear tree
 
Gaps filled.

Badly.

Anna_Liviia said:
Notes towards a

Twelve Days of Christmas XI

12. Gunners gurning
11. Matty Pipers piping
10. Schwarzers leaping
9. Ledleys dancing
8. Rays a Wilkins (ropey as feck effort, sorry)
7. Mark McGhees a laying
6. Swanchopes swimming
5. Five holding (role) Kings
4. Colin Bells
3. French Henrys
2. Totti dives
1. David Partridge in a Pear tree
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Owl XI

Peter Schmeichowl
Owle Gunnowl Sowlsjowl
David Howlowls
Williowlm Gowlass
Tawny Cottee
Michaeowl Owlen
Robbie Fowler
Joe/Andy/Ashley/Carltowln Cowle
Phil & Gary Nevvowle
Peter Crowlch
Jose Antoniowl Reyes
 
Criminal XI

Freddie Ljunberglar
Robin your Percy
Outlauren
Phil Behind-Barsdley
Arsene Wenger
Lee Bowyer
Robber Pires
 
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