Made-up XIs

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How about

Denis Heroine
Andy Weed
Decoke
And Rio Ferdinand

Playing for the drugs elevens?

(apologies if it's already been done)
 
J2F said:
How about

Denis Heroine
Andy Weed
Decoke
And Rio Ferdinand

Playing for the drugs elevens?

(apologies if it's already been done)

Charlie Nicholas
Gary Speed
Ketamine Symons
Damian Puff
Paracetemol Heskey
Alexstacy Smertin
Aciddle Regis
 
Plechazunga said:
We've already had a Fish XI:

Lehmann Sole
John Scales
Gary Bream
Mark Fish
Jody Haddock
Frank Lamprey
Rod Wallace
Angler-ma
Dieter Salmonn
Nicky HaliButt
Ruben Barajuda


Manager: Glen Coddle
Chairman: David Gill

How about a 'Terrorism XI'? Well stocked on the goalie front:

Nigel Martyr
Shaka Hizbullah
Twin Flowers
Sheik Given
The Anti-Niemi League
Schmeichel of Violence


Also:

Sun Jihad
Holy Warhurst
Neil Helicoptergunshipperley
The Al Axa Martyr's Brigade
Gaza
Mullery Omar, former leader of the Touchlineban




Sorry


an addition for the fishy team;

Jimmy (some) fried Hasslebake (please) !
 
Deities XI

Alan Shiva
Christ Sutton
Thor Andre Flo
Diego Madonna
Christian Dali Lama
Vio Ganesh
Alan Baal
Bobby Moloch
Osiris Ardilles
Apollo Gascoigne
Allah McCoist
 
Anna_Liviia said:
Deities XI

Alan Shiva
Christ Sutton
Thor Andre Flo
Diego Madonna
Christian Dali Lama
Vio Ganesh
Alan Baal
Bobby Moloch
Osiris Ardilles
Apollo Gascoigne
Allah McCoist

Excellent work

You know quite a few footballers for a bird :smirk:
 
Monkey XI

Shay Gibbon
Andy Chimpy
Bonobo Balde
Tino Gorilla
Martin Keown
 
Alright cnutos, just this once

AUSTRALIAN SLANG X1

Ian Walkerbout
Emile Eskie
Dirk Ute
David Dunny
Driza Woan
Eidur Gudonyerson
Flamini Galas
Packy Bonzer (that’s racist)
Rio Fairdinkumnand
Shocker Hislop
Bush Tuckermanuelle Petit
Strewthus Brevitt
G’Damian Duff
Billybongs
Wayne Routledgeridoo
Jamie Corroberee
Scott Rack Off Sue Parker
Steve another Coppell of shrimps on the barbie
Fernando I can see the pub from Hierro

Manager: You know that Rafa?…Free XXXX for a month?…I won!
They play at Down Underhill…or The Gabbiadini.
 
Plechazunga said:
Eidur Gudonyerson
Scott Rack Off Sue Parker
Steve another Coppell of shrimps on the barbie
Fernando I can see the pub from Hierro

:lol:
 
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