LVG Out Thread | BBC: Sacked!
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He's still horny.
Hey, if you like old Dutch men then that's your business.
Yup, might be rose-tinted as it was really my United, but Big Ron's side was never boring. Never sober, but NEVER boring.
One of his best games....he's an absolute mentalist.
Oh I'm going to miss his hatred of the press when Maureen's post-match comments come along. Especially the dead air for five minutes while the reporter gets Maureen's bollocks out of his mouth.
he's a parody of himself.
I don't understand his tactics. Why take Fellaini off when the plan was to cross in every time?
And we should have had a Young come on today, feel a bit sorry for him. I see LvG has put the blame on him after Spurs
And we should have had a Young come on today, feel a bit sorry for him. I see LvG has put the blame on him after Spurs
A parody of a parody of himself.
that works, too.
His big mistake in preparation for taking the job was reading the Manchurian Candidate to gen up on the City. He now unwittingly believes he is a sleeper agent who has been activated by seeing the Queen of Diamonds in an all-night strip poker game with Coleen Rooney, Fat Ronaldo and Fred the Red after Mata's birthday bash last week. He thinks he's obeying orders (that he's already conveniently forgotten) fed to him by his KGB handler, the wife of Wings Chinese Restaurant owner Wing Shing Chu. Mrs Chu declined to comment on the alleged accusations saying she had no time to speak as she had a dentist appointment at 14:30. It is believed that van Gaal's mission, if he chooses to accept it, is to shoot managerial rival Jose Mourinho who's love of Italian food may well affect the Chinese restaurant's profit line if he takes over after May. Asked to comment, Mr van Gaal simply slurred, "Manchester, pure sex baby! Pull my hair and I shall be screaming … here, see how youse like it"
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God, I'm fecking bored!
lol my bad. I mean't to say top 4 race, but I am so used to saying title race simply due to the success of SAF.
"Sex Masochism"
I wish he'd just dragged the reporter to the floor so we could sack him on the spot for being a loony.
That bloke who does the funny vines for Joe.co.uk will certainly miss Van Gaal when he goes.
He really needs to come. He just got worse over time and nothing seems to really work. Even his interviews have become pathetic
If we're top of the league and still in the CL his personality and character would be fawned over.... but we're not, we're shit and he sounds like a dick.
On another note; Rojo, Darmian, Schneiderlein, Herrera, Mata, schweinsteiger, Fellaini, carrick, Rooney, Jones, Young, Valencia, Depay. That's 13 of his players who have underperformed this season. That's a big issue, with him and the individuals.
On another note; Rojo, Darmian, Schneiderlein, Herrera, Mata, schweinsteiger, Fellaini, carrick, Rooney, Jones, Young, Valencia, Depay. That's 13 of his players who have underperformed this season. That's a big issue, with him and the individuals.
I guess it is unhealthy to stay horny too long.
Full interview here.
"Sex Masochism"
'kinell, he actually said it
I thought people were just taking the piss out of his English The more you see and hear, the more you realise that this club has been conned and he's been on one massive WUM all along. The man retired after the World Cup.
Did he just say grabbing people's hair is okay during sex?!
WTF? He said that???
Never a dull moment with Louis!
Thanks for that!
"Sex Masochism"
It just gets better and better every week.
He is just way too honest and direct for his own good. No filtering.
These comments would go down a lot better if the buffoon could actually have us playing well and getting results.
It really doesn't conjure up a good picture, a scary picture in fact.
#nofilter #philosophy
Yup - this is great but as to his utterings about the games themeselves...less amusing.
I love him
So the one match we needed a sub at fullback, he refused to sub Rojo. Complete waste of time, hope he fecks off ASAP.
Another game where if we had just an above average manager currently, we would have won.
He's shown in 2 years that he simply can't hassle it anymore. Devoid of ideas vs teams that sit back deep.
He's shown in 2 years that he simply can't hassle it anymore. Devoid of ideas vs teams that sit back deep.
spot onThat's perfect!
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