Lord Megadrive
Flautist in training
Well Lukaku always seems to smash it into the back of the net..I hope not. I'd feel violated...
Well Lukaku always seems to smash it into the back of the net..I hope not. I'd feel violated...
Definitely not comfortable with my user name nowWell Lukaku always seems to smash it into the back of the net..
You're probably going to get tagged a lot next season!Definitely not comfortable with my user name now
Well if it means that lukaku has scored I'm happy to get tagged loads. Just don't want first or any other touch thanksYou're probably going to get tagged a lot next season!
Relevant Location tooDefinitely not comfortable with my user name now
Kinda relevant so has anyone seen that compilation of all the open goal misses from Cavani? You'd imagine the kind of striker who can't even score in a brothel.
Yeah, the same guy who scored 49 goals last season.
Edit: Wrong video
True though.Woeful post
I've seen Big Rom pummel it into the @backofthenet mercilessly.
To be fair to other clubs, Kane, Diego Costa, Dele Alli, Aguero and Sanchez have all been smashing it over and over again into the back of the net for last few years...
I think even John Terry rammed it into the back of the net a few months ago as the season finished.
@all mods. Name change requested before I get smashed into too many times. It's not very nice...I think this could be a double tagging here.. I've seen @RedRom smash it hard into the @backofthenet
Sorry mate last one untill the season starts
@all mods. Name change requested before I get smashed into too many times. It's not very nice...
I think this could be a double tagging here.. I've seen @RedRom smash it hard into the @backofthenet
Sorry mate last one untill the season starts
It must be magic no other explanationHang on...
@RedRom joined in 2004, is a Chelsea fan, and has coined the term 'Red Rom' more than a decade before it was a reality...
Surely a name change has happened here? Or are we in the midst of some kind of magic?
Take Gert Muller for example; one of the greatest strikers in the history of the game who was also a pretty crap footballer.
Well that's just not true. Maybe you can't train a player to have Messi's first touch, but you can certainly train to turn a poor first touch into a good one.I would note that Wenger once said that a players touch is something you cannot train or improve. They either "have it" or don't.
The stats don't say under what conditions they received the ball.
A good first touch can only be judged through observation and anyone with eyes would say Lukaku's the worst of that bunch with regards to their touch.
Meh this is the Caf, the same place where it was said that Pogba has the touch of an elephant.
Nothing surprises me anymore in here, even when we just start creating random myths or make big deal out of nothing.
Like someone above said, Lukaku first touch was hardly something ever mentioned when he was playing elsewhere or being linked to Chelsea and the likes yet he comes to us and this nipick has turned into a thing where we're now making threads, memes and videos about.
Again, only on the Caf.
Why do strikers have to have great first touches, as long as his final touch is good (20+ goals in the league last season would suggest he does) who cares?
You could make a video exactly like this for every player every.
I would note that Wenger is a fecking failure.
Also,
Except for the goals, you're right. If only it wasn't the main thing…Anyone who has watched him knows it's nowhere near what you would expect from an elite striker.
Third touch is where you should feel violated, second is still only foreplay.I hope not. I'd feel violated...
Not it wasn't. This is some grade A revisionism right there. It was mentioned here and there but mostly it was other qualities that were always brought forth about him rather than people simply being completely fixated on his first touch like it's been since he's been linked to us and moved.You mention myths and then talk about one yourself. I'm in the pro Lukaku camp and don't think his first touch not being world class is a big issue but it was almost always discussed whenever you'd bring up Lukaku on this forum.
Hernandez was mostly appreciated for what he brought us and the difference dimension he brought to our game. A lot of people were firions when he got sold and most still regretted he left especially with us struggling for goals. People been blaming Van Gaal for making that move.It is very weird that people are now stating a first touch doesn't matter. The likes of Hernandez have been slated for their less than average hold up play despite scoring a bucketload of goals.
Not it wasn't. This is some grade A revisionism right there. It was mentioned here and there but mostly it was other qualities that were always brought forth about him rather than people simply being completely fixated on his first touch like it's been since he's been linked to us and moved.
You go to threads when he was linked with Chelsea and we weren't in the pictures(as far as we knew back then) and talks about Lukaku were very different ranging from Chelsea prospect of further strengthening their teams to how Conte will be happy etc.
One could hardly see any mention of his first touch. The talks were vastly different to what we're really seeing now. But as soon as he got linked to us and especially after his move finalised, it felt like some just took it personally and made it their mission to let everyone know that Lukaku has this mythical pub player level first touch.
It has even become a thing when it wasn't before but merely something that could be mentioned here or there but conversations about him before were very different to what we have now.
Hernandez was mostly appreciated for what he brought us and the difference dimension he brought to our game. A lot of people were firions when he got sold and most still regretted he left especially with us struggling for goals. People been blaming Van Gaal for making that move.
The people who complained about him are the same kind as the ones in this thread who constantly nitpick and whine about petty and almost irrelevant things.
Chicharito was greatly appreciated in here and was a favorite. It just happens that we've always had complainers in these boards, even complaining for the most absurd and irrelevant things. This thread is just another proof.
Yeah I remember those talks about Hernandez being too limited and him not offering much in the build up. It somehow has become this obsession on the Caf with some people for our strikers prerequisite requirement to be some sort of Iniesta like playmaker or something.For the record I loved Chicharito while he was here. Still think he could do a job for us off the bench or in a support role. I was just under the impression that a lot of people classified Javier as "too limited", in this weird rush to rate strikers at things other than putting the ball in the net.
For the record I loved Chicharito while he was here. Still think he could do a job for us off the bench or in a support role. I was just under the impression that a lot of people classified Javier as "too limited", in this weird rush to rate strikers at things other than putting the ball in the net.
Should we be calling the authorities at this point?Third touch is where you should feel violated, second is still only foreplay.
And we got a new obsession for people to discuss endlessly next season.... Cant wait
After each touch I'm afraidI can see this thread getting bumbed after each bad game he has.
And we got a new obsession for people to discuss endlessly next season.... Cant wait