Luis Suarez - Barcelona Player

Ramos and Pepe :lol: Suarez better be ready. If there is one human footballer who is almost as despicable as Suarez it is Pepe. I can imagine a scenario in my head right now where Suarez takes a dive, Pepe confronts, they approach each other. Then they both dive on the floor!

Olympic standard synchronised diving without the need for a pool.
 

No idea who is right over fee but if Liverpool had got full buyout clause then you'd think that'd be in their statement.
 
Yeah, but what about the biting and racial abuse? It's inevitable he'll do something amazingly stupid during his period with 'em.
Probably true (wonder what the odds on biting again are?) but if he wins them over on the pitch by 1) deferring to Messi and 2) scoring his fair share, they'll support him. They gobble up that "mes que un club" crap just the way Liverpool fans do with #YAWN.

If he's settled, he probably won't act a twat quite as much. That's what he did to get his Ajax move and 2x to get his Liverpool move.
 
I still remember it was only 1-2 short months ago when Liverpool supporters were so sure Suarez had bought into the Rodgers/Scousepool "Project".
 
A quite frankly detestable shit of a player who had no place in this league.

At least Liverpool can regain a sliver of dignity now.
 
Olympic standard synchronised diving without the need for a pool.

No but you see they're both so bad it diving it would be the exact opposite of synchronised. Pepe will be holding his head, Suarez his stomach, even when the most accurate description of their incident would be "trying to hold hands"
 
"for a fee thought to be about £75m"

There is clearly some doubt on the BBC's part but they're as reliable as it get so I'm inclined to believe it was in this sort of region rather than the £57m claimed by some.
 
There is the issue Barcelona could have too many leading roles and not enough supporting cast there.
This is true.

Messi is too godlike to play any role other than striker now though.

In an ideal world for them they should play:

-------------------SUAREZ-----------------
NEYMAR------------------------------MESSI

But we all know that isn't going to happen.
 
It's not a match day or training session, I think they will grant the permission.



 
Reckon the English media are getting their currencies mixed up. €75m would be around £57m reported, give or take. If it's £75m that's €95m, which I find very hard to believe.
 
I actually believe the Barcelona based outlets on the figures because Barca had their foot on Liverpool's throat during negotiations.
 
Ramos and Pepe :lol: Suarez better be ready. If there is one human footballer who is almost as despicable as Suarez it is Pepe. I can imagine a scenario in my head right now where Suarez takes a dive, Pepe confronts, they approach each other. Then they both dive on the floor!

What happens when Suarez takes a chunk out of Pepe?
 
Ramos and Pepe :lol: Suarez better be ready. If there is one human footballer who is almost as despicable as Suarez it is Pepe. I can imagine a scenario in my head right now where Suarez takes a dive, Pepe confronts, they approach each other. Then they both dive on the floor!
That will almost certainly happen aswell, you just know it.
 
NEYMAR----MESSI----SUAREZ

That front line tho.

It's fantastic and that system suits Suarez perfectly IMO. He doesn't need to play centrally, he's such a quick and direct player that a wide role cutting inside suits him fine. He has played a similar role for Uruguay as well as at club level. I think he suits that position much more than someone like David Villa did, who really was a number 9 stuck out wide.
 
What happens when Suarez takes a chunk out of Pepe?

Pepe falls to the ground, Suarez falls to the ground, Ramos then confronts Suarez, who then acts like himself has been bitten/actually bites Ramos, then Ramos falls to the ground! Then Busquets whose on the other side of the pitch will probably dive too.

That will almost certainly happen aswell, you just know it.

It's depressing because it will lol. But funny too.