If Love Island was about normal fat arsed plumbers and electricians, and the women were bog standard yokes then it'd be way more entertaining. Make sure they're awkward as f*ck too.Yeah he's never had abs like the others from the start.
Might have put a few extra pounds on since the start also, i'd expect all they do is lay around and drink and eat all day.
It's actually quite refreshing to see a "normal" lad in there, instead of 6 packs and rippling muscles everywhere you look
Television Love Island 2019
- Thread starter SalfordRed18
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Wtf is going on with that glitter they look like Christmas decorations 
Amber & Ovie coupled up, elites only
Amber & Ovie coupled up, elites only
Shame there's no spark between them.
I know! They’d be so cute together
What film?
Midsommar. It started really creepily then just became, well bizarre!
Anna is such a fecking cnut. Trying to make out that Jordan is being a twat for not trusting her.. I mean, the last time he told her something in confidence she couldn't wait to spill the beans with her awful, huge fake lips to Maura.
Anna just disappear please, you absolute plague.
I just came here to say Anna is a horrid cnut.
The unseen bits on a Saturday night are far better than the actual shite we see normally.
I'm actually getting bored of this shit. Hypocrite cnut Anna starts throwing a strip over nothing to do with her with Molly Mae constantly sticking her oar in as well and making big deals about nothing and then the guys just say sorry and repeat. Like just feck off.
Anton doesn't even have his phone on him and the cashier didn't even speak English. Not to mention it is absolutely none of Anna's business.
Why are all the girls just stupidly childish?
Anton doesn't even have his phone on him and the cashier didn't even speak English. Not to mention it is absolutely none of Anna's business.
Why are all the girls just stupidly childish?
Not watching currently but gotta echo @limerickcitykid sentiment in the ridiculousness of Fridays situation. But Tommy is also a bit of an eediat, taking the whole 'share everything with my gf' a bit too far - pencil diving right down molly's poon. The number thing was obviously a joke, but that's not how it's going to be perceived by people especially the girls who werent there - so why put anton into shit?
Now Jordan (who styled it out nice to avoid a nonsensical shit storm) gotta also deal with Anna's bs as a result when he ain't done nothing wrong. Is everyone supposed to micro-report on everything that goes on amongst the lads and lad banter tommy?
Love him but this is on him the whipped fewl.
Now Jordan (who styled it out nice to avoid a nonsensical shit storm) gotta also deal with Anna's bs as a result when he ain't done nothing wrong. Is everyone supposed to micro-report on everything that goes on amongst the lads and lad banter tommy?
Love him but this is on him the whipped fewl.
Anton is so fecking stupid.
That too
Ovie is the man.
Just mad likeable is Ovvie. If only Amber didn't friend zone him.
Anton has turned into a total spastic
Calling women immature is the only defence these lot have
My poor Amber
My poor Amber
All the current ‘drama’ feeling very forced right now.
Send home the deadting !!!
What will it take to get rid of Anna
It's got pretty boring again , feels very scripted them saving the awful Anna when we think she is finally gone that wink she gave Amber Grrrrrr!!
Jordan is far too good for her
Anton was stupid to say he picked her to kiss as she is the best kisser. Surprised she can kiss well with those awful massive fake lips
Jordan is far too good for her
Anton was stupid to say he picked her to kiss as she is the best kisser. Surprised she can kiss well with those awful massive fake lips
I'd rather stick a screwdriver through my eyes than ever talk to that cnut Anna.
After what 2 weeks? Still nobody is convinced of Michael and Joanna
Of course they were going to save Anna and Jordan
Of course they were going to save Anna and Jordan
What show have you been watching? Amber was a raging bitch for the first 4 weeks.
I'd hardly consider standing up in order to stand over someone and yell in their face is mature.Calling women immature is the only defence these lot have
My poor Amber
Fortunately for Anton, the cashier was working the bar as well and was able to catch up with her.
Amber is a snarky bitch who is completely full of herself. She's glued to the side of Anna though, which makes her seem like the nicest person on earth.
Do not understand why Amber has so many fans. She's not horrible but she's by no means some great person.
Is it because girls relate to getting pied off by a guy they liked?
Is it because girls relate to getting pied off by a guy they liked?
The thing is, it was the second thing he had done to embarrass her and disrespect her and he didn’t take accountability until it was too late. Every time she tried to explain that to him he didn’t even consider it. And ironically he got mad that she embarrassed him by not taking the ring in the challenge.
He cares too much about being a lad and impressing the boys than actually pursuing something with Belle, and that was clear by how quickly he dumped her in order to save face.
Ps. Anna came into the villa saying she was a pharmacist. I call bullshit. She may work in a pharmacy but I bet she's essentially a shopkeeper who has to get permission from the actual pharmacist for every prescription she attends to. She really is too dumb to have a Masters degree in pharmacy.
I'm sorry does that make yelling in someone's face while he sits down mature? You're rattling shite for no reason. She acted immature and was called immature. Not sure what Anton being an idiot has to do with Belle's maturity. Nor does him not liking her make standing over someone to yell in their face mature. So yea, immature.
Like I said anyway, the cashier was working the bar. So second thing to embarrass her which is completely fake.
What I'd call embarrassing is standing over someone and yelling in their face like they are a child.
We mustn't assume things but i think it might be her family's pharmacy. Not sure.
Same as Yewande saying she's a scientist when she like a lab assistant or some shit in reality.
After what 2 weeks? Still nobody is convinced of Michael and Joanna
Of course they were going to save Anna and Jordan
It was one a difference of one vote, hardly a clean sweep.
Anna is an absolute twunt.
Cool story.
I don't think it's that challenging of a degree tbf. Though I've heard the pre-reg is quite tough.
Only for the sake of drama and for it to come down to one vote.
This Marvin fella might be the first I’ve seen admit that he was trying to get with someone just so he could stay on the show.