Louis van Gaal's tactics

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I want to start a "Sack Van Gall, Sell Rooney" thread. Can we have poll?

I am fecking so done with this fecking shit. You didn't need to be a genius to have predicted this nonsense.
  • Who didn't know that Romero was shit?
  • Who didn't know that Blind will struggle as soon as we face a decent opposition?
  • Who didn't know that our attacking options are shit?
  • Who didn't know that we don't have enough goals in the squad? 3 goals in 4 games for Manchester United against Villa, Newcastle, Swansea and Spurs - are you fecking kidding me?
  • Who didn't know that Rooney cannot play as a main striker?
  • Who didn't know that our only plan is to hoof it to Fellaini when a goal down? (@Stack, did you note the number of hoofs on a paper?)
  • Who didn't know that Mata on the right wing is useless?
  • Who didn't know that our subs are going to be stupid and leave you scratching your head?
You didn't have to be a clairvoyant to have predicted all this shit. Everything has been painfully obvious, we just decided to bury our heads in sand. This is clearly not working. The football is horrendous to watch, and without the results we have nothing to show for.

Where is this going? Will it suddenly change if somehow we are able to get Bale and Benzema? Or will they suffer the same fate as Van Persie and di Maria?

What are our tactics? What is this philosophy? What is this process?

Absolute fecking nonsense!

Its actually 2 goals, as the OG doesnt really count
 
All possession teams aim to do something with it. United just do it badly.

Well I should say actively aim to create chances and take some risks. We aim to keep the ball for longer unless the perfect opportunity presents itself. Suffice to say perfect opportunities dont tend to present themselves on a regular basis in the Premier League. You need to just take a few risks. Losing the ball is okay, rely on your ability to press and win the ball back to give you dominance of possession.
 
We don't know what to do with the ball in the final third.
Not playing Devil's Advocate but Rooney should have tested the keeper with both his chances when put through. Mata had a good chance in the first half albeit a half chance, then he was put through when 1-0 up. We should convert those chances... we don't!
The midfield can't do anymore than set up chances for the strikers.Opponents then sense it could be their day
 
Didn't understand the subs today. Shweini was obviously not fit and this could be seen in the first half so Carrick should have come in for him at 60. This idea that BFS can play more attacking than defending is really nuts. I thought Fellaini should have come in much sooner for Herrera, not for crosses but winning balls out of the back. And I thought Young should have come in for Memphis.
 
So bad today so so bad, Romero was awful and yet again we played in front of the opposition with almost no penetration. Our only fecking tactic was to chuck on Fellaini and put Young out wide to whip the ball into the box for him. Swansea read that after 2 attempts at it and just shut down our wingers every single time. I have been behind LVG all the way but today was really poor. If you are going to play the way we are then you need to be defensively solid but Romero and Blind made that impossible today. Rooney had a couple of moments where he could have scored but its just not happening.
 
Well I should say actively aim to create chances and take some risks. We aim to keep the ball for longer unless the perfect opportunity presents itself. Suffice to say perfect opportunities dont tend to present themselves on a regular basis in the Premier League. You need to just take a few risks. Losing the ball is okay, rely on your ability to press and win the ball back to give you dominance of possession.

Van Gaal seems to have told the players to take very few risks when passing. The players therefore refuse to pass forward unless keeping the ball is almost guaranteed, combine that with the slow buildup (another side effect of being too risk averse) and you get the stale, boring football we're seeing so far. To be honest I don't think United's squad has the technical ability to play even close to Barcelona or Bayern.
 
It was a bit basic but I thought we looked better when we sent on Young, at least he was intent on putting the ball into a dangerous area.

I think we've become a Arsenal like in the way we continually probe thirty yards from goal trying to find that killer pass. When the build up is that precise it allows opponents to get who they want back behind the ball and breaking through is just so congested. Attack with more instinct and less precision and I think the chances would flow more freely.
 
Not playing Devil's Advocate but Rooney should have tested the keeper with both his chances when put through. Mata had a good chance in the first half albeit a half chance, then he was put through when 1-0 up. We should convert those chances... we don't!
Than you have to create more, play a bit quicker with more risk maybe. After the goal, they tried to get the second goal hastily, and risked possession where they shouldn't. It was probably Rooney's first attempt to play one touch, just when Swansea was getting frustrated for beeing behind and not getting the ball. That's the moment to keep possession and move it around patiently until there's a moment to suddenly speed up and create a chance.

The midfield can't do anymore than set up chances for the strikers.Opponents then sense it could be their day
They could get in shooting positions themselves, as they did.
 
So predictable. Full point on lineups game to with the subs :lol:. Young to Fellaini is nailed on to be last resort against a half decent team.
 
It was a bit basic but I thought we looked better when we sent on Young, at least he was intent on putting the ball into a dangerous area.

I think we've become a Arsenal like in the way we continually probe thirty yards from goal trying to find that killer pass. When the build up is that precise it allows opponents to get who they want back behind the ball and breaking through is just so congested. Attack with more instinct and less precision and I think the chances would flow more freely.

Go watch Arsenal and revise your opinion. In fact the team should be made to watch how to pass and move from them. Arsenal take far more risks than we do.
 
While you seem to be the one who would have kept playing with Taibi thinking "he will make it in the end".

He may well have done, presumably due diligence had gone into his purchase, we just couldn't afford to hang around any longer for him to produce. The carnival which followed with Barthez, Carroll and Howard didn't exactly work, did it.
 
He may well have done, presumably due diligence had gone into his purchase, we just couldn't afford to hang around any longer for him to produce. The carnival which followed with Barthez, Carroll and Howard didn't exactly work, did it.
But then neither were good enough. Just because you hang on to something won't make it good enough.
 
Neville said some stuff after the Swansea game that sounds very familiar.

Neville said:
They play football, and they've done this for 12 to 18 months now, at 0-0 and 1-0 like they're winning 4-0.

It's not quick enough. They get lulled into this (false of security). They play really well, they're dominating the game, 65% possession, more shots…but then they've got to score goals to capitalise on the football that they're playing.

They've not got enough cutting edge. They've not got players who can beat men in the final third or creative, and for me they get lulled into thinking that they're playing football really well. Win the game first and then control possession.

I expect Wayne Rooney to get into the final third and then hold it up or press on, not pass it back. I expect Ashley Young, Mata and Depay to go and beat men, take them on. They can't just be satisfied with just playing square passes.
 
The tactics are to keep the ball away from the opposition to prevent them from scoring. Then have your fullbacks bomb forward and pray the oppos don't slam you on the counter.
 
"After 1-0 they changed their shape and then we couldn't cope with that, so that's not good.

"They changed the shape and we had to be compact. We forgot that maybe because we are too dominant. We have to learn from that.

Other words. I don't have a plan b.
 
Not playing Devil's Advocate but Rooney should have tested the keeper with both his chances when put through. Mata had a good chance in the first half albeit a half chance, then he was put through when 1-0 up. We should convert those chances... we don't!
The midfield can't do anymore than set up chances for the strikers.Opponents then sense it could be their day
On the opposite side if Swansea convert a few of their first half chances they are putting us away comfortably.
 
Signs LVG is starting to go down the Moyes path of losing the players confidence?

Can you blame them?

I mean, can you imagine any of our attacking players are actually enjoying playing in such a stifled and restricted way?

Di Maria hated it, and fecked off. Ribery has said he hated it at Bayern...its not exactly hard to see why. He sucks any flair and improvisation out of attacking players.
 
He's sucked the last bits of enjoyment out of watching United.

We're such a boring team to watch.
 
He's blaming the players, if a side changes it's shape any other manager would be up making changes to combat it. He said the players should have done it. So they are doing his job as well.

Exactly . I would love to see what's on that notepad of his as he seems to spend a lot of time doodling.
 
He's sucked the last bits of enjoyment out of watching United.

We're such a boring team to watch.

This. This. And this.

There is literately no joy in watching United play anymore. Even when we win.

Its probably why we got so excited when we thrashed Bragge. It was the first time in ages we've actually been fun to watch.

Exactly . I would love to see what's on that notepad of his as he seems to spend a lot of time doodling.

Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass.
 
I think the main problem is we're playing with fear. Of losing the ball. Of not choosing the "right" option. Always second guessing decisions and delaying passes into forward areas that should be played instinctively.

It's why players like Di Maria and Memphis looks promising just after they've arrived. A couple of months of LVGs magic and they're afraid not to keep the ball well enough. They're not playing their instinctive game. And their confidence drops. Sigh.

I just want some entertaining football.
 
I'm already planning the joyous day this Muppet buggers off and leaves our club hopefully it's sooner rather than later. We play football that has entertainment levels of watching paint dry.

Properly sick to death of him and his process/philosophy.
 
I think the main problem is we're playing with fear. Of losing the ball. Of not choosing the "right" option. Always second guessing decisions and delaying passes into forward areas that should be played instinctively.

It's why players like Di Maria and Memphis looks promising just after they've arrived. A couple of months of LVGs magic and they're afraid not to keep the ball well enough. They're not playing their instinctive game. And their confidence drops. Sigh.

I just want some entertaining football.

Once again, absolutely spot on.

Our players look absolutely petrified to play a forward pass that has even a slight degree of risk, as they know they will get bollocked for it, if it goes wrong.

LVG's style of football is utterly horrific. Everyone other team in the league play better football then us, every single bloody one.
 
Let's face it, the best signing we could make before the window shuts, is signing Jurgen Klopp to be our next manager
 
I think the main problem is we're playing with fear. Of losing the ball. Of not choosing the "right" option. Always second guessing decisions and delaying passes into forward areas that should be played instinctively.

It's why players like Di Maria and Memphis looks promising just after they've arrived. A couple of months of LVGs magic and they're afraid not to keep the ball well enough. They're not playing their instinctive game. And their confidence drops. Sigh.

I just want some entertaining football.

So true. With SAF he always said to the players to go out and express yourselves. You don't seem to get that with Van Gaal .It's either my way or the high way.
 
The tactics are not working, at all, and the problem is, he is a very stubborn man, so it wont change, and we wont change until he has gone.

He beats the same drum, we dominated the game, they had a good 5mins, bla bla bla, Swansea had the better chances in both halves.
We can dominate possession, teams don't care, because they know with how we are set up to play, we won't threaten. We was lucky against Spurs and Villa, couldn't beat Newcastle at home, and now we have lost to Swansea.

In all 4 matches, I cannot remember having a shot on target from a pass that puts us basically 1 on 1 with the keeper.
1 own goal (came from a cross)
1 deflected goal (Januzaj did well to be fair)
1 goal (came from a cross)

Rule number 1 of his 'Philosophy' is to not lose the ball. Teams are happy to sit in their own 3rd and let us pass it around because we are to scared to make a risky pass. We spend 5 minutes passing it around, thats not dominating, thats negative play
 
One thing that turns me off LvG is that he doesn't get everything out of the players we have, yes we need quality to be up there with the best, but a good manager would still push that extra out of the players. It's a shambles really, i don't want to be the knee jerk saying that we should sack him, but he starts to bug me and many others.
 
Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass. Pass.

The word "pass" in every known language.
 
One thing that turns me off LvG is that he doesn't get everything out of the players we have, yes we need quality to be up there with the best, but a good manager would still push that extra out of the players. It's a shambles really, i don't want to be the knee jerk saying that we should sack him, but he starts to bug me and many others.

I also don't want to sack him, I really don't want to become one of them clubs, but I would rather have quite a few different managers right now :lol:
Things are not going his way, he's clearly spat his dummy out, walking out of the press conferences. Maybe I am looking a bit deep into things, but some of his quotes make it sound as if he and Woodward has fallen out of transfers also
 
I think the main problem is we're playing with fear. Of losing the ball. Of not choosing the "right" option. Always second guessing decisions and delaying passes into forward areas that should be played instinctively.

It's why players like Di Maria and Memphis looks promising just after they've arrived. A couple of months of LVGs magic and they're afraid not to keep the ball well enough. They're not playing their instinctive game. And their confidence drops. Sigh.

I just want some entertaining football.

The tactics are not working, at all, and the problem is, he is a very stubborn man, so it wont change, and we wont change until he has gone.

He beats the same drum, we dominated the game, they had a good 5mins, bla bla bla, Swansea had the better chances in both halves.
We can dominate possession, teams don't care, because they know with how we are set up to play, we won't threaten. We was lucky against Spurs and Villa, couldn't beat Newcastle at home, and now we have lost to Swansea.

In all 4 matches, I cannot remember having a shot on target from a pass that puts us basically 1 on 1 with the keeper.
1 own goal (came from a cross)
1 deflected goal (Januzaj did well to be fair)
1 goal (came from a cross)

Rule number 1 of his 'Philosophy' is to not lose the ball. Teams are happy to sit in their own 3rd and let us pass it around because we are to scared to make a risky pass. We spend 5 minutes passing it around, thats not dominating, thats negative play

Couldn't agree more with both of you.
 
But then neither were good enough. Just because you hang on to something won't make it good enough.
Right, and the sort of knee-jerk reactions we're seeing here are worthwhile?! We aren't entitled to win every game. We had shite performances under SAF. We had really poor starts to the season under SAF. It doesn't mean we need to suddenly throw everything away and start again. Football is won and lost on seriously fine margins.
 
I quite like how confident we can keep the ball in defense and midfield now, I just wish we were more direct and creative in the final third. Take more risks.
Averaging 1 or even 1,5 goals per game won't even get us to top four, no matter how good we think we defend.
'Boring Chelsea' won last year and scored 73, City scored 83. We scored 62 goals.
That means we probably need to average around two goals at least (2x38=76) to challenge.
It depends on how many we conceed but historically we need to score more than we do at the moment, and did last season. Surprised?
To do that we sometimes have to score three, four and five goals. Again, are you surprised?

So I present, the remedy to our kneejerk pain: score more goals! Shocking, I know!
I should be trainer-coach of the biggest club in the world, not Van Gaal.

My main point, the reason we don't score more goals under Van Gaal, is that I don't necessarily think the players are at fault, but more so our careful possession based approach. A top striker would help to some degree, but he would have to be really fecking good to win us the prem. See Suarez, Aguero, Rvp 2012.

Footnote:

During Moyes we scored 64/43 (City and Pool scored over 100 goals each.)
Fergies last season we scored 86/43
 
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