Little over 60, you didn't include his assists.
If you hop over to RAWK you'll see that United have been a midtable club for 50 years. Liverpool are the biggest club in the world, only Real and Barca come close to it. Brendan Rodgers is better than van Gaal, Wenger and Mourinho. Wayne Rooney is a pub striker, he's not even a good player. Gerrard is the greatest midfielder ever to walk the planet. Scholes is shit. Paisley is better than Ferguson. 5 times. Champions League football means we're going to attract Reus, Sanchez and will make Suarez want to stay. Suarez is not in fact a diving, cheating, weird racist. Every neutral wants you to win the league ahead of mean old City and Chelsea who just bought the league when all of your players were brought through the academy. You hate big clubs ruining it for smaller clubs by buying all their best players. Paying £30m for Shaw was pathetic but paying £26m for Lallana is a good deal because he's a "proven" player. Raheem Sterling is the best English player we've had since Gascoigne. United are going to finish 8th next year because we haven't made any good signings whereas Rickie Lambert, Emre Can and Adam Lallana will elevate you to the next level and take you to Champions League glory. United didn't deserve a new kit deal with Adidas worth £750m because you finished 2nd last year in the PL without CL football and despite losing your best player you deserve £1.5bn in kit deals. Gerrard is loyal and never requested a transfer to Chelsea.
Bitter, sour, stubborn and deluded.