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Really hard to get excited about a backup to Jones and Bailly.
How big is Ake?Really interesting signing given how many CBs you have. Ten Hag is being back which is great for you.
Does he have many caps for Loompaland?
Sorry, my first and last height joke.
To play him left back.Why did Arsenal want to sign a 5ft9 centre-back?
Really interesting signing given how many CBs you have. Ten Hag is being back which is great for you.
Does he have many caps for Loompaland?
Sorry, my first and last height joke.
Caught in 4kSame poster
Do you inject viagra into your fingers or something?I can multi-task mate.
I've just realised I've got the most posts in this thread too
5 11. Another shorty.How big is Ake?
#Towering5'11".
Because he’s quite good at footballWhy did Arsenal want to sign a 5ft9 centre-back?
So, like most fans, I get excited when we sign a player and you quickly convince yourself the player is going to be a superstar....however...
Given our recent record in the transfer market, I now have an element of fear whenever we sign someone. I hate to say it, but IF Martinez flops...it will be pretty easy to look back and say "the signs were there"
First of all, I think many of us have made the point in the past that the manager should not have such a huge influence on signings. We saw under Moyes, LvG, Jose and possibly even Ole than we were just signing players the manager knew, for the most part. This is not a good strategy for obvious reasons.
Secondly...this lad is 5ft 9", doesn't seem to be quite a DM or quite a CB. From what I was reading today, he initially came into the Ajax side as a midfielder but lost his place to Gravenbach. Sat out the side for a while whilst Daley Blind started LCB and then eventually came into that position. Now, personally, I just can't believe we have signed someone who is 5ft 9" to play CB in the Premier League and I can't believe we have spent €50m on a CB when we have four viable options at CB already. There's other far more pressing areas to address. So can he play RB? Will he play DM? It doesn't seem clear.
I really, really hope this works out but it does have the hallmarks of another signing which we look back on as doomed to fail from the start...unless ETH has a plan up his sleeve
Useless in a tug of war though.Because he’s quite good at football
Is it played at the same pace?How about in the champions league?
All about technique, didn't you watch Squid Game?Useless in a tug of war though.
It’s interesting to see what Ten Hags preferred CB pairing is.Is he going to play CB or CDM?
I'd be ecstatic if this means the end of Maguire.
Martínez - Varane CB please
No leverage mate.All about technique, didn't you watch Squid Game?
Same poster
Yeah...why would someone do that?
it would be a tad mental
Yeah I... I mean we would never do thatwhy would someone do that?
it would be a tad mental
Completely agree mate. We're signing players with a view to implementing a imposing brand of football and that can only be a positive thing.Think he, along with hopefully, De Jong, will be the catalysts in how we play. Having those two press resistant players who can really pass is going to make a huge amount of difference.
Also it will be easy for them two to just get the ground running as they know Ten Haag methods inside out. Exciting times.
A fair few more CB’s than you at the mo. Wait until the teams meet, then we’ll see. Who knows?Really interesting signing given how many CBs you have. Ten Hag is being back which is great for you.
Does he have many caps for Loompaland?
Sorry, my first and last height joke.
You can't say that in this day and age. It's vagina, or if you want to be absolutely accurate, labia.I will bet anyone £10,000 that Gary Neville uses the phrase "ratter" to describe him at some point.
You can't say that in this day and age. It's vagina, or if you want to be absolutely accurate, labia.
Probably after Arsenal had made several offers for the player.If he only wanted to come to us then how did Arsenal’s interest drive the price up?
Because none of this tripe makes sense.If he only wanted to come to us then how did Arsenal’s interest drive the price up?
Might need to look down.Excellent signing. I look forward to see him