After reading the transfer forum for the past few years, this is what I think this place would rate Barcelona 2011, a team widely considered to be the best in history as claimed by SAF, if the entire team were linked to United:
GK - Valdes (Absolute clown and joke of a keeper)
LB - Abidal (Solid defender but not good enough going forward for a top team, can't even score goals)
CB - Mascherano (Too fecking short, PL forwards would eat him alive)
CB - Pique (Too fecking slow and there is a reason why he can't get minutes from Vidic and Rio)
RB - Alves (Good offensively but can't defend for shit, any good team would be able to exploit him easily)
DM - Busquets (Too slow and static on the field, and he is a fecking cnut too)
CM - Xavi (Great player but his lack of physicality will be exploited in PL)
CM - Iniesta (Amazing technically, but he dwells on the ball too much and likes to dribble, he won't get that much space in PL)
LW - Pedro (Useless one trick pony tap in merchant, PL defenders won't give him that many opportunities)
RW - Messi (Sensational player but won't be able to adapt to the physicality of PL, the defenders will hack at him all day long and he will spend half the season with physios)
ST - Villa (Not tall and strong enough to be a great striker in PL but should be good for 15-20 goals a season)
Sub 1: Pinto (Rubbish)
Sub 2: Puyol (Too fecking SHORT for PL once again)
Sub 3: Maxwell (Being Ibrahimovic's best friend is the only reason he is playing for Barca)
Sub 4: Adriano (Very versatile but not good enough)
Sub 5: Keita (Good rotational player, but is never going to be a star)
Sub 6: Thiago (Great potential but still too young, maybe we can loan him out to Barnsley for two seasons and he might be good enough)
Sub 7: Bojan (Amazing player, we should sign and loan him to Stoke for a season for him to adjust to the physicality of English football)