Let's all laugh at England

I came across these shortly after the game

Funnily enough, in France starting eleven there were two players that are the fruit of immigration and aren't fruit of the french system but since they aren't black, no one mentioned it. Who are these two players? :angel:
 
Funnily enough, in France starting eleven there were two players that are the fruit of immigration and aren't fruit of the french system but since they aren't black, no one mentioned it. Who are these two players? :angel:

I know but first you must name the tall Asian defender who captained England in the 1980s
 
It's great when the Jocks try and have their fun. Like when your twatty kid brother thinks he's got one over you. "Come back when you can grow a proper moustache. There's a good lad, Benji".
You do know Jock is classed as a racial slur these days?
 
Yeah it’s not. Its more about the context in which it is used.
The Englishman telling the Scotsman what Scottish slurs he shouldn't be offended about. That logic worked well over the last 200 years.
But of course your English and used to rule the world so you must be right.
Sorry master
 
The Englishman telling the Scotsman what Scottish slurs he shouldn't be offended about. That logic worked well over the last 200 years.
But of course your English and used to rule the world so you must be right.
Sorry master

You’re making yourself look a right idiot.

Anyway crack on.
 
And you wonder why we all hate the England team . Well guess what. Its because of cretins like YOU.
You have 10 x the population . 100 x the investment.
What have you won in 60 years LOSER.

The English, living rent free in Scottish heads since the Battle of Culloden.
 
Nothing brings a nation of people together in times of great national sadness like collectively looking north and laughing at those across the border that haven't made a World cup since 1998.
 
Johnny English, always a big man when you have 100 mates on here backing you up
Who was the poster that offered another poster out for a fight in a hull car park again? This is where I see this conversation ending up. Or maybe an Aberdeen car park depending who gets drawn at home.
 
Who was the poster that offered another poster out for a fight in a hull car park again?

I vaguely remember that.

Was nearly arrested after taking a piss in a Hull car park once (true story).

(It was a rather posh car park. Well, by Hull standards anyway.)
 
Who was the poster that offered another poster out for a fight in a hull car park again? This is where I see this conversation ending up. Or maybe an Aberdeen car park depending who gets drawn at home.
Nah mate too old for that but bringing up the slaughter of Scots by the English seems a bit below the belt even for this place .
Obviously isnt though because it got plenty of laughs
 
The only poster that laughed was Irish…

To be clear, I was laughing at how incredibly pathetic the response was.

"Living rent free" is such a boring, shitty, nothing phrase used by morons who can't think of anything better...and then, to add a reference to a century-old slaughtering....just wow. Absolute idiocy. Pure gammon-headed gowlery. This is what made me laugh.
 
To be clear, I was laughing at how incredibly pathetic the response was.

"Living rent free" is such a boring, shitty, nothing phrase used by morons who can't think of anything better...and then, to add a reference to a century-old slaughtering....just wow. Absolute idiocy. Pure gammon-headed gowlery. This is what made me laugh.

Oh I know that you didn’t intend anything by it.

Just couldn’t understand why @Rayman96 was making out the reference got ‘plenty of laughs’ when, well, it didn’t get any.

He seems to have had a bit of a meltdown suggesting he’s been racially abused and everyone is ganging up on him.
 
To be clear, I was laughing at how incredibly pathetic the response was.

"Living rent free" is such a boring, shitty, nothing phrase used by morons who can't think of anything better...and then, to add a reference to a century-old slaughtering....just wow. Absolute idiocy. Pure gammon-headed gowlery. This is what made me laugh.
Speaking of living rent free...looking at your post history, the English seem to have set up camp in your head. Pure deadly craic that is so.