Let's all laugh at England

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Shouldn't you be in school today?
To be fair every second post trying to seriously discuss the Denmark match was met with those very words, I’d never read cry more, salty tears etc so much, it’s No wonder people like to say it back now.
 
More whataboutism...

Anyway yeah this forum should be closed now.

How long is it staying open for @golden_blunder as can't see what purpose it now serves bar giving people a platform to WUM and cause division.

He's right this forum should be closed and this thread should be moved to the football forum.
 
The weird thing is, I support England in most other sports (Rugby, Cricket, Tennis (GB) etc) but I just can't stand the England football team. So it's not that I'm against the country or anything like that, I just don't like the England football team. Maybe that's because I watch football closely whereas I only dabble in watching the other sports.

I think it's to do with the media, pundits and some sections of the fans. It's difficult to want England to win when you see shit like Rio saying "I'm looking at that Italy and Spain match and I don't see anything that worries me, we'll beat them. it's coming home!" - so arrogant for a team that still rides off of the ONE trophy they've won. It's very much like Newcastle or Spurs fans mentality. England think they're big dogs but in reality, they have as many major trophies as Greece.

And if they ever do win another tournament, you'll NEVER hear the end of it.
 
Honestly what on earth is this? Sounds like someone bulled you at school - I'm sorry to hear that but such a bizarrely specific analogy.

How many ways have you lazily tried to stereotype England and England fans? I'd actually guess you havent spent a serious amount of time in the country.

You again? I just read some of your post. I'm glad we're always in disagreement.

Now put me on ignore. And move on.
 
English people here can’t laugh at Liverpool when they lose because they have players who play for the national team.

This is the same logic as people here telling United fans from other counties that they can’t laugh at England because some United players play for them.
 
To be fair every second post trying to seriously discuss the Denmark match was met with those very words, I’d never read cry more, salty tears etc so much, it’s No wonder people like to say it back now.

It's pretty hilarious. TheReligion was even one of the front runners in taking the piss out of us, now that it is the other way the thread should be closed and lets pull a racism card about it too.
 
Because there are some racist dickheads in England? Like every single country on the planet.

You lot are fecking dense.

If you have seen the way that most of the country (the vast, vast, vast majority) has disavowed that evil nonsense then you would realise exactly how dense you are.
No England deserved to lose because they were the second best team in the final.
 
English people here can’t laugh at Liverpool when they lose because they have players who play for the national team.

This is the same logic as people here telling United fans from other counties that they can’t laugh at England because some United players play for them.

At least next season they won't be criticising the United players, manager or team or they would be hypocrites ,wouldn't they? Maybe the United forum will be a better place.
 
It's pretty hilarious. TheReligion was even one of the front runners in taking the piss out of us, now that it is the other way the thread should be closed and lets pull a racism card about it too.

Only weasels don't tag. Don't be a weasel.

To talk about the "racism card" after everything that's happened recently is quite astonishing too.

Wow.
 
It's pretty hilarious. TheReligion was even one of the front runners in taking the piss out of us, now that it is the other way the thread should be closed and lets pull a racism card about it too.
Please help this lad, please help this lad
Once England lost, he's truly gone mad.
Likes to dish out, can't take on his chin
Those salty tears will make his life grim.
 
Well I’ve just served a forum ban, ‘I’ as an Englishman, getting a forum ban because I told someone who was attacking England/it’s culture/it’s history that basically your nation and history doesn’t smell of roses either (namely Ireland), clearly the Irish mods didn’t like that.

And when they haven’t banned pure English hate on here, especially from that ‘Glaswegian’ clown the anti-Englishness nature of the RedCafe has been shown to all, so with that I won’t be spending too much time on here.

So I’m just going to be that arrogant English twat everyone seems to think we are and say to those laughing at England’s failures, what language are you all speaking in again? Oh that’s right ENGLISH. That says to me we haven’t failed too much.

England having the best league in the world, dominating the Champions Leagues, 2 English clubs in finals and English players being stand-out players at these clubs and England developing talent for all the world in English academies, shit loads of money, most investment at grassroots, our u21's teams dominating and the senior team finishing runners up at the Euros but not actually getting beat, says to me it’s just a matter of time.

'It’s coming home' sooner rather than later and the truth is you all fecking know it deep down and once we do we will dominate and then you will have something to hate us for because England winning will just be the norm and as said due to all the money/investment there is in English football, aswell as the Premier League which is about 3 leagues ahead of any other there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Last laugh

:lol: <-------

Because I’m English and we always do.
 
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Well I’ve just served a forum ban, ‘I’ as an Englishman, getting a forum ban because I told someone who was attacking England/it’s culture/it’s history that basically your nation and history doesn’t smell of roses either (namely Ireland), clearly the Irish mods didn’t like that.

And when they haven’t banned pure English hate on here, especially from that ‘Glaswegian’ clown the anti-Englishness nature of the RedCafe has been shown to all, so with that I won’t be spending too much time on here.

So I’m just going to be that arrogant English twat everyone seems to think we are and say to those laughing at England’s failures, what language are you all speaking in again? Oh that’s right ENGLISH. That says to me we haven’t failed too much.

England having the best league in the world, dominating the Champions Leagues, 2 English clubs in finals and English players being stand-out players at these clubs and England developing talent for all the world in English academies, shit loads of money, most investment at grassroots, our u21's teams dominating and the senior team finishing runners up at the Euros but not actually getting beat, says to me it’s just a matter of time.

'It’s coming home' sooner rather than later and the truth is you all fecking know it deep down and once we do we will dominate and then you will have something to hate us for because England winning will just be the norm and as said due to all the money/investment there is in English football, aswell as the Premier League which is about 3 leagues ahead of any other there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Last laugh

:lol: <-------

Because I’m English and we always do.
Don’t be so bitter and then maybe we wouldn’t feel the need to forum ban you.

FYI these things always happen, then as soon as proper football starts again everyone moves on. There are some serious over reactions going on

last point, this forum will be deleted soon so all crying or bickering that continues in the normal forums after that will be moved on
 
Well I’ve just served a forum ban, ‘I’ as an Englishman, getting a forum ban because I told someone who was attacking England/it’s culture/it’s history that basically your nation and history doesn’t smell of roses either (namely Ireland), clearly the Irish mods didn’t like that.

And when they haven’t banned pure English hate on here, especially from that ‘Glaswegian’ clown the anti-Englishness nature of the RedCafe has been shown to all, so with that I won’t be spending too much time on here.

So I’m just going to be that arrogant English twat everyone seems to think we are and say to those laughing at England’s failures, what language are you all speaking in again? Oh that’s right ENGLISH. That says to me we haven’t failed too much.

England having the best league in the world, dominating the Champions Leagues, 2 English clubs in finals and English players being stand-out players at these clubs and England developing talent for all the world in English academies, shit loads of money, most investment at grassroots, our u21's teams dominating and the senior team finishing runners up at the Euros but not actually getting beat, says to me it’s just a matter of time.

'It’s coming home' sooner rather than later and the truth is you all fecking know it deep down and once we do we will dominate and then you will have something to hate us for because England winning will just be the norm and as said due to all the money/investment there is in English football, aswell as the Premier League which is about 3 leagues ahead of any other there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Last laugh

:lol: <-------

Because I’m English and we always do.
Yes.
 
Well I’ve just served a forum ban, ‘I’ as an Englishman, getting a forum ban because I told someone who was attacking England/it’s culture/it’s history that basically your nation and history doesn’t smell of roses either (namely Ireland), clearly the Irish mods didn’t like that.

And when they haven’t banned pure English hate on here, especially from that ‘Glaswegian’ clown the anti-Englishness nature of the RedCafe has been shown to all, so with that I won’t be spending too much time on here.

So I’m just going to be that arrogant English twat everyone seems to think we are and say to those laughing at England’s failures, what language are you all speaking in again? Oh that’s right ENGLISH. That says to me we haven’t failed too much.

England having the best league in the world, dominating the Champions Leagues, 2 English clubs in finals and English players being stand-out players at these clubs and England developing talent for all the world in English academies, shit loads of money, most investment at grassroots, our u21's teams dominating and the senior team finishing runners up at the Euros but not actually getting beat, says to me it’s just a matter of time.

'It’s coming home' sooner rather than later and the truth is you all fecking know it deep down and once we do we will dominate and then you will have something to hate us for because England winning will just be the norm and as said due to all the money/investment there is in English football, aswell as the Premier League which is about 3 leagues ahead of any other there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Last laugh

:lol: <-------

Because I’m English and we always do.
Is that the quickest forum ban in history (anyone know)?

Profile says only joined Friday, banned just after.

It's like a Caf remake of the Craig David song
 
Only weasels don't tag. Don't be a weasel.

To talk about the "racism card" after everything that's happened recently is quite astonishing too.

Wow.

To align what happened recently with what is posted in this thread, is even more astonishing to be honest. Have some respect for what the actual victims of racism feels. Pretty sad state of affairs to try to win arguments by claiming racism, when several of our players were subjected to actual racism.

'Wow'.
 
To align what happened recently with what is posted in this thread, is even more astonishing to be honest. Have some respect for what the actual victims of racism feels. Pretty sad state of affairs to try to win arguments by claiming racism, when several of our players were subjected to actual racism.

'Wow'.

The fact that you call it the "racism card" shows your true thoughts on the topic. The mask slipped.

Any amount of backtracking you try and do now is pointless. Just own it.
 
Well I’ve just served a forum ban, ‘I’ as an Englishman, getting a forum ban because I told someone who was attacking England/it’s culture/it’s history that basically your nation and history doesn’t smell of roses either (namely Ireland), clearly the Irish mods didn’t like that.

And when they haven’t banned pure English hate on here, especially from that ‘Glaswegian’ clown the anti-Englishness nature of the RedCafe has been shown to all, so with that I won’t be spending too much time on here.

So I’m just going to be that arrogant English twat everyone seems to think we are and say to those laughing at England’s failures, what language are you all speaking in again? Oh that’s right ENGLISH. That says to me we haven’t failed too much.

England having the best league in the world, dominating the Champions Leagues, 2 English clubs in finals and English players being stand-out players at these clubs and England developing talent for all the world in English academies, shit loads of money, most investment at grassroots, our u21's teams dominating and the senior team finishing runners up at the Euros but not actually getting beat, says to me it’s just a matter of time.

'It’s coming home' sooner rather than later and the truth is you all fecking know it deep down and once we do we will dominate and then you will have something to hate us for because England winning will just be the norm and as said due to all the money/investment there is in English football, aswell as the Premier League which is about 3 leagues ahead of any other there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.

Last laugh

:lol: <-------

Because I’m English and we always do.
Mate, this is just cringe. Its really not that serious. Stop taking the caf, Euros etc that seriously. Its all banter. In a couple days everyone will move on to the next drama, myself included.
No one honestly really cares that you're an Englishman that got banned from the caf. No need to announce your impending departure either, this isn't the airport.
 
To align what happened recently with what is posted in this thread, is even more astonishing to be honest. Have some respect for what the actual victims of racism feels. Pretty sad state of affairs to try to win arguments by claiming racism, when several of our players were subjected to actual racism.

'Wow'.

Great post, it’s been disgusting to see a small minority of the England national teams fans talking about anti-England racism (while saying worse about other countries), and yet haven’t once denounced the actual racism we’ve seen.

That one is a copper who has ignored the racial abuse some of the English players have seen (after doing amazingly well) is incredibly troubling, just because they don’t want a word of criticism against their team.


Only weasels don't tag. Don't be a weasel.

To talk about the "racism card" after everything that's happened recently is quite astonishing too.

Wow.

Oh shut up you hypocrite, you didn’t tag me earlier. You’re behaviour has been utterly shameful
 
The fact that you call it the "racism card" shows your true thoughts on the topic. The mask slipped.

Any amount of backtracking you try and do now is pointless. Just own it.

Hah, allright mate. Whatever makes you feel better.
 
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